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FUCK COREY PERRY
Apr 19, 2008



Microplastics posted:

Biosphere bonanza benefits bullish billionaires, but broke bitches beset by bdelloid-borne bloody bowel blight

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fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer
https://x.com/therockyfiles/status/1784202737799877112

Dokapon Findom
Dec 5, 2022

They hated Futanari because His posts were shit.
Blew my own mind reading a report from the JASON society last night- http://fas.org/irp/agency/dod/jason/co2.pdf

I don't know what changed between 1979 when this pretty much perfect report was produced to 35 years later when the IPCC was sharing their inaccurate trash predictions

Car Hater posted:

I can't wait anymore! AAAAAHHHHHH!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5wC65vvk2_A

Unless
Jul 24, 2005

I art



Truga posted:

this is forbidden knowledge, but games use the same stock sounds as all other media when companies don't have giant sound design studios. it's always funny watching a show and suddenly hearing the door or lift sound from doom and immediately twitching because you played 10+ years of deathmatch

this

related is the sound design of “limbic capitalism”

vampire survivors was developed by a person who worked in gambling machine development

a lot of japanese gaming companies have roots in pachinko and gambling games

Dokapon Findom
Dec 5, 2022

They hated Futanari because His posts were shit.
What the hell is the point of a pachinko parlor. It's basically a casino where you don't win money and there's lots of people smoking?

SixteenShells
Sep 30, 2021

Dokapon Findom posted:

What the hell is the point of a pachinko parlor. It's basically a casino where you don't win money and there's lots of people smoking?

So a casino

Rectal Death Alert
Apr 2, 2021

If i linked some of the tweets i'm seeing about the possibility of category 6 being added people would get legitimately mad

quote:

You’re gonna need a bigger number: Scientists consider a Category 6 for mega-hurricane era
https://www.latimes.com/environment/story/2024-04-26/scientists-consider-a-category-6-for-an-era-of-mega-hurricanes

did you know category 6 hurricanes are a plot to control you


wind has existed for centuries





but NOW it's bad? NOW it's getting worse?








Suspicious much?

kater
Nov 16, 2010

Rectal Death Alert posted:

If i linked some of the tweets i'm seeing about the possibility of category 6 being added people would get legitimately mad

what’s the point of this thread if not exposure therapy

Rectal Death Alert
Apr 2, 2021

kater posted:

what’s the point of this thread if not exposure therapy

Here is a random look at the "latest" tab searching "Category 6"

You may expect a sampling of various outlets extending that very scientific and true argument to people through news articles and general shares but the people know what is happening.

Steve has figured out that the wildfires and the hurricanes are all part of the plan by the Climate Reich
https://x.com/SteveG49958033/status/1783879166808424567


"On The Beach: Florida here and I don't understand that environments can change, apparently"
https://x.com/OnTheBeach_FL/status/1783867765683622084


Howard here is passing along the truth. A "Nuh Uh" outlet someone created to just declare ICE AGE like Bankruptcy from The Office
https://x.com/hus60545/status/1783253896174903730


but reason prevails
https://x.com/aidan_cera/status/1782794047985156148

Rectal Death Alert has issued a correction as of 16:01 on Apr 27, 2024

smoobles
Sep 4, 2014

What if a hurricane were capable of ripping your skin and flesh from your bones, that would be category 6 or maybe 7

Perry Mason Jar
Feb 24, 2006

"Della? Take a lid"
Let's see that beautiful graph...

https://x.com/EliotJacobson/status/1783512618151666064

:stonk:

BigWeirdSashimi
Jul 10, 2019
Flayed by hurricane Bobby

Erghh
Sep 24, 2007

"Let him speak!"

the lines supposed to be going down

*taps graph*

why isn't the line going down

HAIL eSATA-n
Apr 7, 2007


:mrwhite:

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

one day
the line just stopped going back down

TACD
Oct 27, 2000

well duh, heat rises and the 2024 line is the hottest colour

maybe make next year’s line a nice cool blue again genius

Kicked Throat
Apr 12, 2005
Paint the line white

smoobles
Sep 4, 2014

go down you stupid loving line, you bitch

Ihmemies
Oct 6, 2012

smoobles posted:

go down you stupid loving line, you bitch

I’m sure that will happen any day now.

Actuary X
Jul 20, 2007

Not really the best actuary in the world.
Setting new records, which will certainly be broken later this year

SixteenShells
Sep 30, 2021

Actuary X posted:

Setting new records, which will certainly be broken tomorrow

Fixed

Hubbert
Mar 25, 2007

At a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.

smoobles posted:

go down you stupid loving line, you bitch

all time highs

literally can't go tits up

Bixington
Feb 27, 2011

made me feel all nippley inside my tittychest

lol we're hosed

Dokapon Findom
Dec 5, 2022

They hated Futanari because His posts were shit.
Well as long as we specifically don't let the oil producing countries gain disproportionate influence over deciding cooperative measures we should be just fine

Horseshoe theory
Mar 7, 2005


To quote Giles Corey: "More."

Car Hater
May 7, 2007

wolf. bike.
Wolf. Bike.
Wolf! Bike!
WolfBike!
WolfBike!
ARROOOOOO!
If it wasn't for this website I probably would have paid orders of magnitude less attention to lines going up


but would I be as entertained?

Tekne
Feb 15, 2012

It's-a me, motherfucker

the ocean warming the equivalent of 8 hiroshimas a second is weak sauce

lets get it to double digits at the very least

smoobles
Sep 4, 2014

you can make anything sound bad by measuring it in hiroshimas per second

Harold Fjord
Jan 3, 2004

I have a rough sense of how numbers work.

holy poo poo piss we are doomed

Complications
Jun 19, 2014


if it's not changing the y-axis it's no big deal, if it is changing the y-axis it's still no big deal because that happens every few months now so it's normal which is good

Dokapon Findom
Dec 5, 2022

They hated Futanari because His posts were shit.
It's a graph, it's supposed to go up!

JAY ZERO SUM GAME
Oct 18, 2005

Walter.
I know you know how to do this.
Get up.


number…. number always up

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009
What if, and hear me out: we put the air conditioners in the ocean????

JAY ZERO SUM GAME
Oct 18, 2005

Walter.
I know you know how to do this.
Get up.


pretty sure there are a lot there already

Hubbert
Mar 25, 2007

At a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
im going to enjoy some treats now

:blessed:

Horseshoe theory
Mar 7, 2005

Hubbert posted:

im going to enjoy some treats now

:blessed:

After all, to quote Keynes, "In the long run, we're all dead." :hai:

The Oldest Man
Jul 28, 2003

Rectal Death Alert posted:

I mean, sure

personally I think it's the ancient automated alien drone carrier moving around to different parts of the ocean for some reason 3 times this month

kater
Nov 16, 2010

anything that happens in nature is natural stop fussing

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FUCK COREY PERRY
Apr 19, 2008



FlapYoJacks posted:

What if, and hear me out: we put the air conditioners in the ocean????

The batteries I'm throwing in there can help provide power

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