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someone replace the skull with the earth
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Sep 16, 2021 19:51
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Cold on a Cob posted:ok i gotta get back to work so now we're talking'
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Sep 16, 2021 21:24
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i'm done i guess
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bag em and tag em posted:Don't be such doomers! If we band together as a society and stop all carbon emissions right now we can still mitigate the worst of the effects of climate change and save our civilization! i think my favorite thing about this particular issue is that it's one of the few times where the better action from a climate perspective is the easiest of the two: you don't approve anything. you literally do nothing but even then that's just too much of a challenge. if you see this and still believe that anything meaningful is going to be done, futile as it may be at this point, then you're a loving imbecile
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Sep 16, 2021 21:30
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Cup Runneth Over posted:wtf gently caress you guys I did this months ago well yeah but yours seems less on fire, and, well, it's been a couple of months since then so we need to update things to reflect new projections
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Sep 16, 2021 21:32
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Leroy Diplowski posted:I lived in a dome when I was a teenager. It was pretty chill. We did keel haul a kid over the roof one time tho. i guess a pirate ship kind of looks like an upside-down dome if you squint, but i wouldn't go so far as to call the keel a "roof"
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Sep 16, 2021 22:21
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Perry Mason Jar posted:Goddammit no no loving Malthusian chat it's page four of the thread omg please DEHUMANIZE YOURSELF AND FACE TO MALTHUS
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Sep 17, 2021 04:07
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RIP Syndrome posted:
this just put the biggest grin on my face. it won't go away. it's starting to hurt. this is probably normal
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Sep 17, 2021 19:28
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if there's any justice in this world, they WON'T be dead, and they'll get to see and experience everything but it won't happen, they'll all die happy and wealthy
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Sep 17, 2021 19:57
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Lostconfused posted:That's why I am ambivalent about it, but they'd probably be insulated from the suffering that they are responsible for even if they did live that long. some of them, mostly the techbro-adjacent crowd, would be willing to make sacrifices to live that long, even if it meant consuming incredible quantities of resources and their existence being more like this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GBVCi0PmW24
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Sep 17, 2021 20:27
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and it basically boils down to this
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Sep 17, 2021 22:24
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Car Hater posted:The human capacity for denial is just incredible. The fact that anyone still goes to work despite the obvious looming in their face is stunning. It's one of those days where I want to lmao, but I can only sadly lol. "Man's unfailing capacity to believe what he prefers to be true rather than what the evidence shows to be likely and possible has always astounded me. We long for a caring Universe which will save us from our childish mistakes, and in the face of mountains of evidence to the contrary we will pin all our hopes on the slimmest of doubts. God has not been proven not to exist, therefore he must exist." - Academician Prokhor Zakharov, "For I Have Tasted the Fruit"
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Sep 21, 2021 18:56
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groverdöm
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Sep 21, 2021 19:17
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known or statistically likely?
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Sep 21, 2021 20:47
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silicone thrills posted:Oh oh hey i got 500 bucks of hard liquor being delivered later today, how convenient for me because i suddenly feel like drinking
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Sep 21, 2021 20:55
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gently caress
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doesn't china get a huge portion of its coal from australia? lol if it's in retaliation to the sub thing
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Sep 21, 2021 21:12
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christmas trees should be illegal. the war on christmas must be a total war
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Sep 22, 2021 20:36
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i've played enough fallout to know you gotta be careful with those things. you might get the suck n' gently caress vault, or you might get the plant zombie spores vault, and there's no way to know beforehand. i'll take my chance with the nukes and looters and flooding and ghouls, thank you very much
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Sep 24, 2021 16:52
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with all the cool side effects of covid i wouldn't be surprised if in a tiny fraction of all cases it makes you immortal
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Sep 30, 2021 19:56
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"quite concerning" you say? well thank god it's only that and not "bad" or anything of the sort!
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Oct 1, 2021 23:34
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if you want off, you're not broken enough work on it
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Oct 2, 2021 00:58
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when the sun blows up and incinerates the earth, that should clean up all microplastics, so it's not like it'll be a problem forever
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Oct 4, 2021 19:20
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Homocow posted:don't worry, the plastic industry has promised to do something maybe! i trust them. last time this happened they gave us recycling and that turned out great!
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Oct 4, 2021 23:44
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guess we're gonna have to start hunting elephants for their ivory to make pool balls again instead of using plastics *sighs and loads 40mm bofors*
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Oct 5, 2021 00:36
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i took exactly one vacation where i flew somewhere as an adult, and it was to go diving in cozumel. the irony of contributing to the destruction of the thing you're going to see by visiting it has never been lost on me and i felt kinda guilty about it for a long time, but now i'm just glad i saw that before it's gone also i'm past the whole "climate change is your responsibility!" bullshit so that helps too
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Oct 5, 2021 23:42
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RIP Syndrome posted:Hmmm. How about a posting offset thread where you can post to offset the carbon from your other posts? don't some forums like fyad decrement your post count each time you post? in theory posting there should work
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Oct 7, 2021 15:44
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what if we used lots of fertilizer so they grow faster? hang on, i'm being told-
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Oct 12, 2021 23:25
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Tekne posted:lmao the blue and snow crab populations just crashed without warning i'm all for chud death, but i'd really like the other species to survive
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Oct 13, 2021 01:08
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oh no the garbage bags have returned after going through an elliptical trajectory around the earth who could have seen that coming??? (the garbage bags are a metaphor for carbon)
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Oct 13, 2021 03:57
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holy poo poo how have we not seen this before we've had thermonuclear weapons for most of a century now we could just pile up a shitload of trash around some decamegaton nuke and blow it up it's perfect i'm patenting this
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Oct 13, 2021 04:58
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i dropped my thing in the right colored bin what the gently caress more do you want from my you loving gently caress
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Oct 13, 2021 05:12
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Complications posted:i wonder what radioactive microplastics would do to something that ingested them if nothing else nuclear medicine and imaging people would be happy their job's easier
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Oct 13, 2021 06:08
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HerraS posted:trying to colonize different planets in our solar system would be a complete and utter waste of time, orbital colonies are the way to go our hearts will no longer be held down by gravity!
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Oct 14, 2021 18:14
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they're in alberta, a terrible thing in itself
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Oct 14, 2021 20:39
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mark immune posted:Engineering a microbe to deal with carbon pollution by metabolizing it into plastic emissions. humans are already turning into plastic; we don't need a microbe to help us do that
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Oct 14, 2021 21:42
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Hexigrammus posted:Iqaluit, a city of 8,000 in Northern Canada, has had its water supply contaminated with fuel. There's some speculation that the melting permafrost is shifting and breaking buried pipes, allowing contamination to infiltrate. Still the question of where the fuel came from but that far north there's very few ways to deal with fuel spills: a shovel, lighting it on fire, ignoring it, or some combination of the three. ok so first it's all natives there, so "people" is pushing it. also natives mostly drink liquor, so it doesn't much matter what the water is like. and when they're not drinking they're mostly huffing gas fumes so that's probably where the gas is coming from. more importantly we should figure out if it's hurting the economy or canada's image abroad look, what i'm saying is, we started this "truth and reconciliation" holiday thing this year precisely so i don't have to give a poo poo about these sorts of things when they pop up in the news anymore so please shut the gently caress up
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Oct 15, 2021 04:39
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Shipon posted:but fomites!!!!!!! we have to sanitize every surface or you'll get it, even wearing masks puts you more at risk because you'll touch your face more ah yes the early period of the pandemic, a particular period of idiocy. much like the early period of the Great War (July to December 1914) hopefully people will stop being machinegunned the moment they pop their head into a public space any day now
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Oct 15, 2021 04:54
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uh the combine had our best interests at heart; they were trying to stamp out superstition like blind optimism and religion, and understood that malthusianism was correct, thus the reproduction inhibition fields it's not their fault our dipshit scientists breached a random dimension and brought headcrabs and barnacles to earth, thus making most of the planet a hostile hellhole
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Oct 15, 2021 05:52
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RIP Syndrome posted:I was looking for crab vids and youtube recommended one of a guy stuffing a giant octopus in an industrial shredder. Then I thought some more about crabs, and humans that was a pretty good simpsons episode, yeah
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Oct 16, 2021 00:12
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and what a loving curse that is
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Oct 16, 2021 16:03
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bee mass deaths is so last decade. i want my doom to be fresher than that
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Oct 16, 2021 17:49
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