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technically it’s not suicide so technically my life insurance still has to pay out *taps head*
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# ¿ Dec 7, 2021 01:48 |
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# ¿ May 20, 2024 22:22 |
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https://twitter.com/guardianeco/status/1469192041888288768?s=20 hey, that doesn’t sound so b– quote:The concept of organism-encrusted plastic may sound like the story of ocean species triumphing in spite of human folly. But that’s not quite the case, explains Juan José Alava, PhD, an expert in marine ecotoxicology and conservation at the University of British Columbia. haha oops! better luck next time, “the ocean”!
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# ¿ Dec 10, 2021 09:12 |
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A Terrible Person posted:I'm morbidly curious as to how the first world countries are going to handle food shortages and/or outright famine in the information age. quote:supermarket? more like sub-par-market
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# ¿ Dec 10, 2021 10:52 |
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Rectal Death Adept posted:you'd think microplastics would do something cool
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# ¿ Dec 12, 2021 11:05 |
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so now I gotta go to the doctor and ask him to please put his fingers up my butt, the internet people told me it's important because of all the plastic I've been eating
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# ¿ Dec 12, 2021 22:52 |
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I don’t know who recommended Ishmael but I’m glad you did, this is quite the book.quote:“But if he should eat of the tree of our knowledge, then he will shrug off his weariness. He will say, What does it matter that I’m weary of living as a murderer of all the life around me? I know good and evil, and this way of living is good. Therefore I must live this way even though I’m weary unto death, even though I destroy the world and even myself. The gods wrote in the world a law for all to follow, but it cannot apply to me because I’m their equal. Therefore I will live outside this law and grow without limit. To be limited is evil. I will steal the fire of life from the hands of the gods and heap it up for my growth, and that will be good. I will destroy those kinds that do not serve my growth, and that will be good. I will wrest the garden from the hands of the gods and order it anew so that it serves only my growth, and that will be good. And because these things are good, they must be done at any cost. It may be that I’ll destroy the garden and make a ruin of it. It may be that my progeny will teem over the earth like locusts, stripping it bare, until they drown in their own filth and hate the very sight of one another and go mad. Still they must go on, because to grow without limit is good and to accept the limits of the law is evil. And if any say, “Let’s put off the burdens of the criminal life and live in the hands of the gods once again,” I will kill them, for what they say is evil. And if any say, “Let’s turn aside from our misery and search for that other tree,” I will kill them, for what they say is evil. And when at last all the garden has been subjugated to my use and all kinds that do not serve my growth have been cast aside and all the fire of life in the world flows through my progeny, still I must grow. And to the people of this land I will say, “Grow, for this is good,” and they will grow. And to the people of the next land I will say, “Grow, for this is good,” and they will grow. And when they can grow no more, the people of this land will fall upon the people of the next to murder them, so that they may grow still more. And if the groans of my progeny fill the air throughout the world, I will say to them, “Your sufferings must be borne, for you suffer in the cause of good. See how great we have become! Wielding the knowledge of good and evil, we have made ourselves the masters of the world, and the gods have no power over us. Though your groans fill the air, isn’t it sweeter to live in our own hands than in the hands of the gods?”
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# ¿ Dec 16, 2021 00:19 |
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bag em and tag em posted:The most unrealistic part of the movie was the guy who looked up, saw the comet with his own eyes, and instead of doubling down and screaming even louder that comets were a myth actually got mad that his chosen political savior had lied.
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# ¿ Dec 28, 2021 02:54 |
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500excf type r posted:It's not good but it isn't bad. It isn't subtle but people are idiots and the audience needs it to be ham fisted and in their face otherwise it is just lost upon them, like everyone that thinks it's about trump and covid
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# ¿ Jan 5, 2022 13:47 |
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sure, the outer layer of earth’s crust is done for, but the mantle and core are still pristine! over 99% of the planet by volume is untouched by man, so I say it’s extremely anthropocentric to claim the planet is “ruined” based on the tiny fraction humans inhabit
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# ¿ Jan 7, 2022 10:46 |
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thanks Atacama
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# ¿ Jan 7, 2022 23:23 |
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prediction for this decade: temperature gradient maps are gonna have to go HDR
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# ¿ Jan 10, 2022 01:40 |
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That Spooky Witch posted:a question on there made me think for a moment; that'll probably be in my lifetime TBH, nobody has left low earth orbit since 1972
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# ¿ Jan 11, 2022 00:17 |
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Oxxidation posted:sell empty jars, call it Space Jam
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# ¿ Jan 12, 2022 00:32 |
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Spime Wrangler posted:texas is a deeply cursed land, above as it is below
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# ¿ Jan 19, 2022 11:40 |
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Owling Howl posted:If you accept it there's no reason to make it the focal point of everything. We know we're going to die but if your partner is constantly talking about cancer, heart disease, dementia, alzheimers etc it's going to destroy any potential joy you could have. If you truly fully accept it then you just live with it. If you make everything about it then you're still negotiating.
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# ¿ Jan 20, 2022 10:45 |
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nomad2020 posted:It’s been interesting reading everyone’s opinions WRT whether I should lie to, make miserable, or leave my spouse because the world is going to end at some point.
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# ¿ Jan 20, 2022 17:41 |
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logical endpoint of the War On Drugs is War On Dopamine
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# ¿ Jan 21, 2022 13:57 |
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Evil_Greven posted:Global Climate Report - Annual 2021
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# ¿ Jan 24, 2022 12:23 |
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Paradoxish posted:The best part is that it's wildly temporary so you really, really cannot stop. Stop shoving sulfates into the atmosphere and you're going to get temperatures bouncing back within a matter of years, which I'm sure will produce very normal effects on the climate. Also does nothing to help the oceans. That’s the feature that ensures we’ll end up doing it rather than a once-and-done solution for chumps.
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# ¿ Jan 25, 2022 08:00 |
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mawarannahr posted:I can’t sleep bc I’m staring at the ceiling thinking about a river as acidic as grapefruit juice or vinegar
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# ¿ Feb 2, 2022 10:31 |
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Jokerpilled Drudge posted:I reused a ziplock today so not only is the planet saved but I have microplastics in my brain augmenting me giving me eternal life I took out the (visible) shards and thought of this thread with a quiet lmao as I nuked and ate my processed gruel.
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# ¿ Feb 3, 2022 15:15 |
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what’s the CO2 level in this thread
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# ¿ Feb 6, 2022 11:14 |
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T-Paine posted:it's just a hockey stick. These things happen in nature, doesn't mean it's man made
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# ¿ Feb 20, 2022 13:46 |
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JAY ZERO SUM GAME posted:threads is one of the most hosed up movies ive ever watched They’ve played it on a huge screen in town before but I was away that weekend ☹️
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# ¿ Mar 3, 2022 12:30 |
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mahershalalhashbaz posted:lol are they really intending to harvest the earth's core
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# ¿ Mar 13, 2022 03:38 |
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Ramrod Hotshot posted:What single catastrophic event (because that is all the media will ever really respond to) would the Times and Atlantic start to say, "Actually, let's just start spraying sulfur dioxide now. It's cheap and who knows maybe it'll work!!"? champagne region of France no longer able to produce viable grapes
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# ¿ Mar 16, 2022 01:33 |
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TeenageArchipelago posted:its the ocean! its supposed to be blue!
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# ¿ Mar 16, 2022 21:41 |
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Hubbert posted:"The ship also seems to run on what is called "Organic Converter Reactors", where they send people who have reached an age limit of some sort to die and become fuel for the ship. It is also believed that the organic material is also partially used for the production of food."
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# ¿ Mar 18, 2022 02:58 |
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Stereotype posted:all of the coral is going to die. everywhere. it will be extinct within our lifetime. a portion of each minting goes to a charity that sounds like it does something important, there’s no better way to remember these beautiful plants or whatever 🪸
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# ¿ Mar 18, 2022 13:31 |
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Colin Mockery posted:actually its only 40 degrees celsius quote:Parts of eastern Antarctica have seen temperatures hover 70 degrees (40 Celsius) quote:…above normal
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# ¿ Mar 20, 2022 11:37 |
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TACD posted:luckily my new commemorative coral reef NFTs will last forever
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# ¿ Mar 23, 2022 09:44 |
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Rectal Death Adept posted:conservationists are shocked when someone spends several ape pictures to poison the great barrier reef to make their coral pictures more valuable
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# ¿ Mar 23, 2022 11:57 |
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SniperWoreConverse posted:you did this
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# ¿ Mar 24, 2022 15:11 |
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https://twitter.com/CapComCatWalk/status/1507137389432434739 just an ice shelf the size of Rome, NBD
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# ¿ Mar 25, 2022 10:19 |
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The Protagonist posted:shock, surprise pikachu etc. etc.
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# ¿ Mar 26, 2022 02:25 |
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The Protagonist posted:that's just happening now tho, u know? like there won't be a red letter day marking when the last wild coral bleaches or the last acre of Amazon is felled
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# ¿ Mar 26, 2022 10:32 |
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blatman posted:i bought a vasectomy like 2 years ago i wonder if i can get a refund if we're in a children of men situation
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# ¿ Mar 28, 2022 15:31 |
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Dr. Furious posted:Moose populations have been in serious decline lately due to brainworms (for real).
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# ¿ Mar 30, 2022 22:47 |
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Wakko posted:nobody can tell how much warming we've already locked in as long as we press our eyes closed as hard as we can and shout nananananana when anyone tries to read the most fundamental analysis like i.e.
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# ¿ Apr 5, 2022 11:49 |
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# ¿ May 20, 2024 22:22 |
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Harry Potter on Ice posted:You put the orange powder in, river goes green, dont over think it
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# ¿ Apr 6, 2022 09:53 |