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you'll drink nothing and you'll be happy
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# ¿ Sep 20, 2021 03:40 |
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# ¿ May 13, 2024 02:40 |
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there's some intangible irony or something in people only noticing that we killed all the bugs because they're no longer killing lots of bugs with their cars.
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# ¿ Sep 22, 2021 03:26 |
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looked it up, 121kg (266lbs) of meat per person per year in the USA, highest in the world. that's nearly 1/3 kg per day (12oz), and that per capita includes everyone, children and vegetarians etc., so the amount of people just packing meat into their faces for every meal must be huge. i'm not vegetarian (and def not vegan, hmu with vegan butter/cheese recommendations though), but due to my wife going quasi-buddhist i've been 99.9%+ meat-free for a few years now (fried chicken like twice a year), and i have to admit it was a bit of a mental hurdle at first, but i got over it in like no time. i've found one reliable brand of vegetarian meatballs that are fantastic, and same with vegetarian chicken schnitzels, but that's about as much as i gently caress around with simulacra meat. lucky to live in a city with lots of, uh, "ethnic" grocers, so access to ingredients isn't a problem.
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# ¿ Sep 24, 2021 11:25 |
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blatman posted:darn it I knew Big Cricket was responsible for all this cool cool my (labour intensive) favourite meat subsitute has been cooking down minced mushrooms until they're dark brown and pretty dry. gotta stir them for like an hour, and add in a little rehydrated dried porcini for flavour, but they make a mapo tofu topping that's honestly better than the meat versions i used to make. can be used as pork/beef mince subsitutes for anything. hail seitan, there's a place near me that does amazing fried seitan with chilli and peanuts. the only things i really "miss" are steaks (used to be in to sous vide. wankery, but so fuckin good) and fried chicken (which i still cave in for now and then because it's so ubiquitous)
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# ¿ Sep 24, 2021 11:45 |
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it's literally "im gonna count to three, and unless someone ~does something~, you're all in big trouble!" they're even doing the "two and a haaaaalf. two and three quaaarrrrterssss" thing now, with 30s increments. and it was started by the people who invented the nuclear bomb lol lmao.
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# ¿ Sep 26, 2021 04:05 |
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Raqqa Flocka Flame posted:I watched both "Nature Abhors a Dome" and "Planet of the Humans" over the past couple days. And now it's really sinking in for me that some type of rapid and catastrophic degrowth in the near future is the best possible outcome to look forward too. It'll be this, but no dumpsters full of food and no foodstamps. so dead in two weeks.
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# ¿ Sep 26, 2021 23:10 |
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ughhhh posted:https://inhabit.global/ oh so this is where the occupy wall street true believers ended up also, that is written to be self-selecting for the most tedious people imaginable
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# ¿ Sep 28, 2021 03:24 |
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mlmp08 posted:just in case someone was thinking they could pin their hopes on literal magic or intervention by a pantheon of gods or something, the UK took care of that: "The white stag in Celtic myth is an indicator that the Otherworld is near. It appears when one is transgressing a taboo" https://www.ancienttexts.org/library/celtic/jce/whitestag.html
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# ¿ Sep 28, 2021 23:52 |
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i am deploying doom-capture technology on this thread it can capture up to one "lol lmao" a month, so things are looking up for doom mitigation
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# ¿ Sep 30, 2021 03:30 |
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kaxman posted:Few things have ever given me the sense of accomplishment i felt the first time i successfully docked two Kerbal spacecraft in orbit but that's because it really was an incredible pain in the rear end.
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# ¿ Oct 3, 2021 21:57 |
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The Protagonist posted:just a lil thermonuclear exchange ~smol~ nuclear war. and then it just stops.
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# ¿ Oct 6, 2021 05:43 |
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i'm fairly confident that Quietus will be available in my lifetime bonus points if it's freely distributed by the government on request
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# ¿ Oct 6, 2021 05:59 |
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rime have you never seen a movie don't you know how "one last job" always ends
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# ¿ Oct 7, 2021 03:54 |
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this must have been posted before but WHO CARES https://solar.lowtechmagazine.com/ i like it because (a) it's hosted on an old laptop powered by solar energy in germany. if there's not enough sun, the website goes offline. to comment, you need to send an email, which then gets edited into static html. (b) the articles are calm, to-the-point, and the guy runs the numbers on everything. which really drives home how incredibly wasteful and energy intensive "normal" western life is. like the misting shower article, he calculates that everyone on earth could have an off-grid, wind-powered 4.5 minute hot mist shower every day. Mola Yam has issued a correction as of 05:56 on Oct 8, 2021 |
# ¿ Oct 8, 2021 05:39 |
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plastics are the one area of all of this where i have cracked but not yet pinged
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# ¿ Oct 13, 2021 01:52 |
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Ramrod Hotshot posted:Can someone explain why the yellow line goes up after going down and what "atmosphere starts to become toxic due to dinoflagellate toxins" means? https://twitter.com/_ppmv/status/1448725571215708163/photo/1 haha holy gently caress edit: this is so bad it's almost unbelievable. someone debunk this please. that linear red line looks dubious to me, for example. anyway if it's true hope i live to see it and then immediately check out because YIKES Mola Yam has issued a correction as of 06:27 on Oct 15, 2021 |
# ¿ Oct 15, 2021 06:19 |
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ocean dies, belches up 200 years of excess carbon it's been sucking down oops! +10 degrees in a decade! it is doing my head in that the world might literally end right around when i will likely be at the end of my life am i actually the protagonist of reality? seems likely. wow. did i dream the unive rse omg
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# ¿ Oct 15, 2021 06:49 |
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I CRACK ANEW AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA wherrrrrrrrrre is my pinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnng
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# ¿ Oct 15, 2021 06:56 |
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bowser posted:The world is desolate. The last vestiges of humanity cling onto life in their brutal new reality. listen, jack, there will come soft rains
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# ¿ Oct 21, 2021 09:45 |
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Basic Poster posted:Lmao Putin and bolsonaro and jinping have all dropped from COP 26. ah well I'm sure cop 27 will be the one
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# ¿ Oct 25, 2021 21:19 |
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awwww, and we were this close to solving climate change! ah well, next time.
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# ¿ Oct 25, 2021 23:28 |
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love to see ropey, voluminous earthshots
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# ¿ Oct 27, 2021 05:27 |
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# ¿ Oct 28, 2021 22:53 |
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so long suckers! i rev up industrial society and create a huge cloud of smoke. when the cloud dissipates humanity is lying completely dead on the pavement
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# ¿ Oct 29, 2021 10:24 |
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silicone thrills posted:Peter kalmus continues his crack pingo capitalism: i'll take that bet
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# ¿ Nov 2, 2021 07:42 |
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God Hole posted:right now we're at the top of a cresting tsunami. we have about as much chance of stopping the tsunami as we do going back in time to prevent the earthquake that caused it. there are some measures we could take to maximize our potential to survive what's about to happen: "curl into a ball!" some will say "try to body surf your way down!" will say others.
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# ¿ Nov 2, 2021 10:01 |
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there are people alive today who will live to see the population quintuple in their lifetimes (~100 year-olds who manage to live another ~20 years)
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# ¿ Nov 3, 2021 02:22 |
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blatman posted:third - goon project invent a time machine i made the wiki yesterday
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# ¿ Nov 3, 2021 09:14 |
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looks fukken awesome to me
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# ¿ Nov 5, 2021 07:46 |
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Chamale posted:Extinction Rebellion tried to blockade that airport two weeks ago, nature showed up a little late but she's trying to help. the waterspout peacefully surrendered to the police afterwards
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# ¿ Nov 7, 2021 04:53 |
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that's a beautiful tweet, one for the ages
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# ¿ Nov 9, 2021 03:51 |
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# ¿ Nov 9, 2021 10:33 |
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"watch to the end and you can rape a child and/or kill a poor person"
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# ¿ Nov 10, 2021 02:18 |
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mahershalalhashbaz posted:i accidentally got a job in australian politics lol rip is there a green party anywhere in the world that isn't somewhere on the "captured - neutered" spectrum?
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# ¿ Nov 16, 2021 00:26 |
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Mayor Dave posted:The really worrisome part of the QAnon movement is that it encourages people to view the world as one giant Da Vinci code. It's addictive, it encourages the community to become more tightly knit, and since it's an amalgam of all the big conspiracy theories anyone who believes in one is susceptible to getting sucked in. Once this stuff gets into the social media dopamine loop it's nearly impossible to dislodge, and because the people who are discussing the theory tend to be active in related spaces their attitude of anger and paranoia spreads to people who haven't even heard of Q. These people are going to continue 'baking' reality and getting increasingly violent and we really don't have a way to stop it. it's called gamification of the metaverse op
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# ¿ Nov 19, 2021 05:57 |
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WampaLord posted:Also fairly sure that a crab would not chill out and calmly eat corn if it was being boiled alive maybe the crab is a bodhisattva
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# ¿ Nov 22, 2021 01:33 |
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Alobar posted:are any of our prolific micro- and nanotoxins able of surviving hundreds of millions of years without breaking down? https://www.cambridge.org/core/jour...B8F4339F7C70EC6 the original Silurian hypothesis authors seem to think that plastics and total nuclear war are the best bets for a reliable indicator of past advanced civilization. but the whole point of that paper is that it's really hard to detect that sort of thing. like imagine we cook ourselves, and then you've got a <500 year signal in the stratigraphy subjected to 50M-200M+ years of weathering and tectonics. anyway i think it's a fun hypothesis. no particular reason that the earth needed to wait exactly this long (-~15,000 years) for a species to evolve intelligence to the point of civilization for the first time. quote:An intriguing hypothesis presents itself should any of the initial releases of light carbon described above indeed be related to a prior industrial civilization. As discussed in the section ‘Cretaceous and Jurassic ocean anoxic events’, these releases often triggered episodes of ocean anoxia (via increased nutrient supply) causing a massive burial of organic matter, which eventually became source strata for further fossil fuels. Thus, the prior industrial activity would have actually given rise to the potential for future industry via their own demise. Large-scale anoxia, in effect, might provide a self-limiting but self-perpetuating feedback of industry on the planet. Alternatively, it may be just be a part of a long-term episodic natural carbon cycle feedback on tectonically active planets.
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# ¿ Nov 30, 2021 01:01 |
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hehe haboob
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# ¿ Dec 7, 2021 12:26 |
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do the food bugs have plastic in them
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# ¿ Dec 15, 2021 03:01 |
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# ¿ May 13, 2024 02:40 |
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https://i.imgur.com/PIE0Ppz.mp4
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# ¿ Dec 15, 2021 03:41 |