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The Something Awful Forums > Main > BYOB: BYOB BYOB BOYB BBOY YOBB YBOB BBYO?? > The original smashburger

Escape From Noise

For all those fans of their Artisanal Smashburgers this is where it started:

Just a guy who wanted to smash a double cheeseburger, but not break his wallet. Pourin' one out for the original Dollar Menu Guy.

# ? Sep 17, 2021 15:16

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# ? May 12, 2024 10:40

frump truck: hello... again!

smashburger the patriarchy

# ? Sep 17, 2021 15:23

Lock: hardcore sound gets you hypah

Super Smash Burgers!!!

https://giant.gfycat.com/ThoseAcrobaticCapybara.webm
so much love to vanisher for the winter '21 sig!

huge love to Tiny Myers for the fall '21 sig!

# ? Sep 17, 2021 15:29

Bright Bart: False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped

I thought Smashburger was pricey. Not like 5 Guys but still more than the others. Today I learned something!

Also why would you want to smash a delicious burger patties? I saw an ad once where they explained the reasoning but it still seems like abusing the poor cow that died even further.

# ? Sep 17, 2021 20:37

Armitag3: Forget it Jake, it's cybertown.

Somebody once told me
the hot sauce packets were free
this ain't the sharpest cheese in the bread

She was looking kinda trite
with two onion rings and my sprite
in the shape of a chode
on my lunch tray

well they hate me here but I won't stop coming but I won't stop coming but I won't stop co

# ? Sep 17, 2021 20:59

Escape From Noise

Rating for the local burger joint 1 star because I don't find their burger attractive.

# ? Sep 18, 2021 12:26

Escape From Noise

Welcome to Smashburger, home of the Smashburger, can I smash your burger?

# ? Sep 18, 2021 12:40

watho: The real world will, again tomorrow, function and run without me.

Lock posted:

Super Smash Burgers!!!

[ssb announcer voice] cheese!

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/BigClutteredJoey-mobile.mp4
thank u vanisher for the sig
and thank u nesamdoom for the good loops

# ? Sep 18, 2021 12:53

Manifisto

hulk burg

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Sep 18, 2021 17:32

google THIS

Manifisto posted:

hulk burg

You don't want to make the Whopper angry

# ? Sep 18, 2021 17:58

Lock: hardcore sound gets you hypah

google THIS posted:

You don't want to make the Whopper angry

*bad guys don�t stop being bad*

The Whopper: *sigh* have it your way...

https://giant.gfycat.com/ThoseAcrobaticCapybara.webm
so much love to vanisher for the winter '21 sig!

huge love to Tiny Myers for the fall '21 sig!

# ? Sep 18, 2021 18:13

Armitag3: Forget it Jake, it's cybertown.

Lock posted:

*bad guys don�t stop being bad*

The Whopper: *sigh* have it your way...

# ? Sep 19, 2021 13:56

watho: The real world will, again tomorrow, function and run without me.

Lock posted:

*bad guys don�t stop being bad*

The Whopper: *sigh* have it your way...

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/BigClutteredJoey-mobile.mp4
thank u vanisher for the sig
and thank u nesamdoom for the good loops

# ? Sep 19, 2021 16:20

Stoner Sloth

Escape From Noise posted:

Welcome to Smashburger, home of the Smashburger, can I smash your burger?

buddy, they won't even let ME smash the burger!

# ? Sep 19, 2021 16:42

Manifisto

Manifisto posted:

hulk burg

google THIS posted:

You don't want to make the Whopper angry

you wouldn't like me when I'm hungry

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Sep 19, 2021 16:48

Stoner Sloth

Manifisto posted:

you wouldn't like me when I'm hungry

my secret? im always hangry

# ? Sep 19, 2021 17:43

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

If you wanna see the smashburger that's $14.95 a month on Just 4 Fans.

# ? Sep 19, 2021 23:13

Finger Prince

That's not a bad deal for a good smashburger.

# ? Sep 19, 2021 23:17

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

You can only SEE the smashburger, you may not eat, touch, smell or otherwise engage with the smashburger.

# ? Sep 19, 2021 23:44

Finger Prince

That seems like less of a good deal.

# ? Sep 19, 2021 23:56

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

You CAN tip the smashburger.

# ? Sep 20, 2021 00:05

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

The smashburger will never shout you out on a live stream, though, it is just a burger.

# ? Sep 20, 2021 00:05

Bright Bart: False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped

"This Is Not A Burger"

# ? Sep 20, 2021 00:08

google THIS

Meanwhile, in the sleepy town of Smashburg, Germany, life goes on as it has for centuries, largely out of touch with the phenomenon it has inspired overseas. Squat people emerge from their squat houses and walk their dachshunds. A squat boy riding a recumbent bicycle tosses a newspaper on a doorstep, then runs over and stomps on it for thirty seconds. A potter shapes a beautiful vase, then squashes it flat. All the bugs are extremely nervous.

# ? Sep 20, 2021 00:27

Manifisto

google THIS posted:

Meanwhile, in the sleepy town of Smashburg, Germany, life goes on as it has for centuries, largely out of touch with the phenomenon it has inspired overseas. Squat people emerge from their squat houses and walk their dachshunds. A squat boy riding a recumbent bicycle tosses a newspaper on a doorstep, then runs over and stomps on it for thirty seconds. A potter shapes a beautiful vase, then squashes it flat. All the bugs are extremely nervous.

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Sep 20, 2021 00:32

your friend sk: (ヤイケス!)

google THIS posted:

Meanwhile, in the sleepy town of Smashburg, Germany, life goes on as it has for centuries, largely out of touch with the phenomenon it has inspired overseas. Squat people emerge from their squat houses and walk their dachshunds. A squat boy riding a recumbent bicycle tosses a newspaper on a doorstep, then runs over and stomps on it for thirty seconds. A potter shapes a beautiful vase, then squashes it flat. All the bugs are extremely nervous.

lol

# ? Sep 20, 2021 05:18

Finger Prince

# ? Sep 20, 2021 19:30

Lock: hardcore sound gets you hypah

Finger Prince posted:

now why would he do that

https://giant.gfycat.com/ThoseAcrobaticCapybara.webm
so much love to vanisher for the winter '21 sig!

huge love to Tiny Myers for the fall '21 sig!

# ? Sep 20, 2021 21:18

watho: The real world will, again tomorrow, function and run without me.

farm boys make due

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/BigClutteredJoey-mobile.mp4
thank u vanisher for the sig
and thank u nesamdoom for the good loops

# ? Sep 20, 2021 21:49

Finger Prince

Lock posted:

now why would he do that

Gets lonely out on the farm.

# ? Sep 20, 2021 22:07

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# ? May 12, 2024 10:40

google THIS

I've seen many a low rent fast food restaurant attempt a smash burger but most of them don't realize you're not supposed to smash the entire sandwich bun and all

# ? Sep 20, 2021 22:11

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