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teen witch
Oct 9, 2012
in the news




today

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kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
RIP whoever died today

mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006

If you count them all, this sentence has exactly seventy-two characters.
Breaking news: Someone else did a thing that they shouldn't have done

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins
You posting a live trip report? Those are always fun, tell us about the ego-death and whatnot.

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
One team won at sports and another team lost.

Also an actor or actress was seen outside.

Ventral EggSac
Dec 3, 2019

pretty tiring

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
Wait, is this poetry?

ShortyMR.CAT
Sep 25, 2008

:blastu::dogcited:
Lipstick Apathy
Here i sit broken

Tried to poo poo but only far

Ted, was a friend

teen witch
Oct 9, 2012

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins

Ah, so it is acid.

RepeatingMeme
Dec 27, 2012


this place is not a place of honor

no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here

nothing valued is here

what is here was dangerous and repulsive to us

this place is best shunned and left uninhabited


*desperately searches news sites for my name

Whew guess not everything made it to the news today

Floodixor
Aug 22, 2003

Forums Electronic MusiciaBRRRIIINGYIPYIPYIPYIP
studies have shown today that everything is, except for the things that are not

also here's a school shooting

Pocky In My Pocket
Jan 27, 2005

Giant robots shouldn't fight!






Did a goon really shoot a fash? If so good job goon

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.
Try being a reporter

poo poo never stops

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
I like my local county newspaper that lets you know that everything's ok and what the kids are up to at 4H.

old bean factory
Nov 18, 2006

Will ya close the fucking doors?!
News suck my butthole

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER

Pocky In My Pocket posted:

Did a goon really shoot a fash? If so good job goon

Holy poo poo yeah. Doorknob Slobber?

https://www.foxnews.com/us/antifa-member-charged-shooting-anti-vaxxer-washington


Varela is a member of the forums at website Something Awful using the screen name "Doorknob Slobber." He has a long history of making extremist posts and has been suspended repeatedly by the moderators. In a 2017 thread discussing Something Awful’s organizational structure, Varela wrote, "I think it has something to do with … remaining decentralized in an effort to create cells instead of an organization structure that is easily targeted by law enforcement and other fascists."

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
Looks like those clowns in Congress did it again.


What a bunch of clowns.

mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006

If you count them all, this sentence has exactly seventy-two characters.

kntfkr posted:

Holy poo poo yeah. Doorknob Slobber?

https://www.foxnews.com/us/antifa-member-charged-shooting-anti-vaxxer-washington


Varela is a member of the forums at website Something Awful using the screen name "Doorknob Slobber." He has a long history of making extremist posts and has been suspended repeatedly by the moderators. In a 2017 thread discussing Something Awful’s organizational structure, Varela wrote, "I think it has something to do with … remaining decentralized in an effort to create cells instead of an organization structure that is easily targeted by law enforcement and other fascists."

:stare:

edit: Dude was skinny as gently caress

https://twitter.com/nypost/status/1442555517507883014

mom and dad fight a lot fucked around with this message at 21:59 on Sep 28, 2021

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins
Lol loving nutcase

ShortyMR.CAT
Sep 25, 2008

:blastu::dogcited:
Lipstick Apathy
Oh poo poo son! He done really did pew pew at them. Guns were a missteaks

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
I like your new av OP

E:
Drugs are way better than most hugs tho

Who What Now fucked around with this message at 22:06 on Sep 28, 2021

teen witch
Oct 9, 2012

Who What Now posted:

I like your new av OP

Thank you I have no idea who bought it for me!

Lord Decimus Barnacle
Jun 25, 2005


Hell Gem
They should make a vaccine for bullets


Oh I guess he shot an anti vaxxer So it wouldn’t have helped anyways

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
pity reply

Bula Vinaka
Oct 21, 2020

beach side
YOU won't BELIEVE how CNN RIPPED TRUMP YET ANOTHER NEW ONE TODAY

*pic of trump with his mouth open*

STABASS
Apr 18, 2009

Fun Shoe
another successful goon project

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
*looks at newspaper* Bwah???!!?!!?

quote:

Local man befuddled at Newspaper

"Bwah???!!?!!?" he reportedly says

hell astro course
Dec 10, 2009

pizza sucks

most news is secret and entirely unobserved

Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012


the news
the news
the news
THE NEWS

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
OK because I’m off work this week and currently drinking a 13% beer watching The Expanse.

Gonna suck again next week.

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins

hell astro course posted:

most news is secret and entirely unobserved

It ain’t news then it’s secrets

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


im pooping

betaraywil
Dec 30, 2006

Gather the wind
Though the wind won't help you fly at all

Pfft what kind of nerd pays the internet for news

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit

DarkSoulsTantrum posted:

OK because I’m off work this week and currently drinking a 13% beer watching The Expanse.

This goon knows how to live.

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

Bula Vinaka posted:

YOU won't BELIEVE how CNN RIPPED TRUMP YET ANOTHER NEW ONE TODAY

*pic of trump with his mouth open*

Half of HuffPost is basically this now

COLBERT RIPS TRUMP A NEW ONE
RACHEL MADDOW EXPLAINS THE ONE FATAL FLAW IN TRUMP'S COMEBACK

I guess it fits their audience but drat

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Norm better not have died again. Once was sad enough.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
Everything is

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Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth

mom and dad fight a lot posted:

Breaking news: Someone else did a thing that they shouldn't have done

Did you ever stop to think that maybe the thing that person did was something they were suppose to do at the behest of a higher power that wants to bring about the end of all things because all things are fated to end eventually anyway?

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