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Lady Militant
Apr 8, 2020

The history of all hitherto existing society is the history of class struggles.
we split london 3 ways, irish get western england, we get the north obviously, french can have the south and eastern bits and the islands with the sheep? not really sure what else is there let me know in the comments if i have forgotten something.

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Pajser
Jan 28, 2006
you gonna give Wales independence?

captainbananas
Sep 11, 2002

Ahoy, Captain!

Pajser posted:

you gonna give Wales independence?

they already said ireland gets western england

Dustcat
Jan 26, 2019

how are you proposing to keep the precious eels from escaping in the chaos

Lady Militant
Apr 8, 2020

The history of all hitherto existing society is the history of class struggles.

captainbananas posted:

they already said ireland gets western england

yah i kind assumed france wouldn't want it

Quotey
Aug 16, 2006

We went out for lunch and then we stopped for some bubble tea.
no thank-you.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
they'd be able to conquer england easily enough, but then they'd be faced with the fact that england is full of the english. what's the point of trying to exterminate the english when they are doing their solid best to take care of that themselves?

Judakel
Jul 29, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 9 years!
no one wants that mudhole of a country. let wales and scotland be independent and ireland united

Deep Dish Fuckfest
Sep 6, 2006

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Toilet Rascal
scots should just rebuild hadrian's wall and ignore everything south of it

Captain Gordon
Jul 22, 2004

:10bux::10bux::10bux::10bux::10bux:

Lady Militant posted:

we split london 3 ways, irish get western england,

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=doegoa3spKo

Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.
Well OP you forgot a bunch of stuff. There's Gibraltar for one, but did you know that the sun still doesn't set on the British empire? That's right, you bastards still have territorial possessions all round the world!

Terminal autist
May 17, 2018

by vyelkin
Most of the natives of listed countries have proven themselves again and again as incapable of self governance. The idea a scotsman could lead a renewed UK is rubbish and god forbid if you let a welshman or cornishman within 10 feet of anything approaching authority.

The only sensible proposals would probably end up with me eating a probe so suffice it to say the whole wretched little island should just be incorporated into the US.

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

Weka posted:

Well OP you forgot a bunch of stuff. There's Gibraltar for one, but did you know that the sun still doesn't set on the British empire? That's right, you bastards still have territorial possessions all round the world!

am i mistaken or isn't there a colonized island that is all sex offenders? like south georgia island or something that is all pedophiles or rapists or something? i know the same could be said for england, but like for real it is all inbred rapists somewhere in the middle of the ocean

Maximo Roboto
Feb 4, 2012

As a twist Cornwall gets to go free

You forgot to invite Spain they’ve got the Armada

Drunkboxer
Jun 30, 2007
it’s pretty funny britain got rid of the monarchy but replaced it with a psycho who outlawed christmas and dancing so it didn’t stick

Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.

Eat This Glob posted:

am i mistaken or isn't there a colonized island that is all sex offenders? like south georgia island or something that is all pedophiles or rapists or something? i know the same could be said for england, but like for real it is all inbred rapists somewhere in the middle of the ocean

Pitcairn island, where the mutineers from the Bounty ended up with their Tahitian sex slaves. It's become an incestuous pit of child rape but half a dozen men did like 3 or 4 years jail.

E: ok it probably started like that too.

sullat
Jan 9, 2012

Maximo Roboto posted:

As a twist Cornwall gets to go free

You forgot to invite Spain they’ve got the Armada

Spain gets the Falklands, Argentina gets Gibraltar.

Lady Militant
Apr 8, 2020

The history of all hitherto existing society is the history of class struggles.

Weka posted:

Well OP you forgot a bunch of stuff. There's Gibraltar for one, but did you know that the sun still doesn't set on the British empire? That's right, you bastards still have territorial possessions all round the world!

i said the french get the islands

Lady Militant
Apr 8, 2020

The history of all hitherto existing society is the history of class struggles.

Drunkboxer posted:

it’s pretty funny britain got rid of the monarchy but replaced it with a psycho who outlawed christmas and dancing so it didn’t stick

tbf have you seen the british dance

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

Weka posted:

Pitcairn island, where the mutineers from the Bounty ended up with their Tahitian sex slaves. It's become an incestuous pit of child rape but half a dozen men did like 3 or 4 years jail.

E: ok it probably started like that too.

that's the one. thanks

TheSlutPit
Dec 26, 2009

This is cool as gently caress but there needs to be more emphasis on “fighting in the catacombs” and “sectarian conflicts in the London Underground” maybe not in season 1 but the stage needs to be set for this if it gets picked up for S2. Maybe introduce a french anthropologist character organizing the resistance in a grim 21st century “army of shadows” type way. Also it would be cool if like two friends who worked on the London Underground together were english and welsh and both liked an irish lady, but had to decide whether to stick together or not (S2 subplot?). Anyways please submit a rewrite by the end of Q4. Thanks.

Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.

Lady Militant posted:

i said the french get the islands

I guess there's a few sheep in the Caribbean.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
Good move inflicting the worst bit of England on France

Maximo Roboto
Feb 4, 2012

does Northumbria get reinstated or is the NIP too much of a meme

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
PROPOSAL: the irish get to colonize the UK for like 700 years as payback

A Buttery Pastry
Sep 4, 2011

Delicious and Informative!
:3:

Eat This Glob posted:

am i mistaken or isn't there a colonized island that is all sex offenders? like south georgia island or something that is all pedophiles or rapists or something? i know the same could be said for england, but like for real it is all inbred rapists somewhere in the middle of the ocean
There are children too.

PawParole
Nov 16, 2019

I have proposed, in the past, that the JDPON should disperse the Englanders throughout the Third World instead of allowing them to remain in the occupied "united" KKKingdom. Here are some of my reasons:

1 )A geographic concentration of Englanders would facilitate counterrevolution. It would also be difficult to exercise proletarian dictatorship over hundreds of millions of enemies: we would need to import a huge unproductive sector of police and such from the Third World. As a practical matter, it would be better to thin the Englanders out, making them minorities in the Third World, where they could easily be controlled and supervised by the international proletariat.

2 ) Englanders will need to undergo re-education. It would be very difficult to re-educate them in their own kkkountry. They need to be in a proletarian environment where they can learn from the masses.

3) There are land claims to settle, mainly for the Welsh, but also for Cornwall [occupied Britiany -- BSH) and perhaps the Beaker People. Conceivably some other nations could be moved to the "united" KKKingdom if they wished to be, such as Nauru or the small nations in Ghana whose land has been ruined by imperialist corporations. Englanders are going to have to move out of much of the "united" KKKingdom and make room for other nations.

4) Engli$h kkkulture is almost totally reactionary. There is little worth saving in Engli$h kkkulture. It would be better to force Englanders to assimilate to the more culturally and politically advanced peoples of the Third World. There is also historic justice in forcing Englanders to assimilate, just as they destroyed so many other nations and cultures.

5) In the early stages of socialism, the Third World will require skilled workers and technicians of various kinds, including medical personnel. These persons are disproportionately concentrated in the First World. Moving them to the Third World will be a practical way to address an urgent need.

6) The Third World is also owed big reparations. An excellent way to make those reparations is to put Englanders to work building infrastructure in the Third World: roads, housing, water supplies, sewage, electricity, telecommunications, schools. Englanders can also work in Third World factories and fields to expand production for the benefit of the Third World.

7) Part of the process of civilizing and proletarianizing Englanders will be putting them to productive work--for a change. the "united" KKKingdom has so little productive capacity that there may not be many ways to put all those people to work in occupied the "united" KKKingdom. They may have to go to the factories and fields of the Third World.

8 ) Englanders will need to be reduced to a Third World standard of living. If they stay in occupied the "united" KKKingdom, they will benefit from the vastly better infrastructure and all the stolen wealth that they currently hold. It would be better to move them to the Third World as a way of accelerating the process of re-education.

9) There are historical precedents for relocating large numbers of enemies. Millions of Germans were forced to move after the Soviet victory over fascism in World War II. Even enemies like the united $nakes and the the "united" KKKingdom agreed that it was necessary to move Germans off land that was needed for Poles, Czechs, and others. Again, this is related to the national question of the Welsh, Cornwallish [occupied Britiany -- BSH], and the Beaker People.

Is this a good idea? What are its advantages and disadvantages? How can we improve upon it?

PawParole has issued a correction as of 20:27 on Oct 4, 2021

Buck Wildman
Mar 30, 2010

I am Metango, Galactic Governor


WHOEVER WINS



WALES LOSES

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
that's ridiculous. no one has to win for wales to lose.

Maximo Roboto
Feb 4, 2012

Would the Cornish be exempt or are they so assimilated to be considered Englanders? As asked before, what is the fate of Englander regions that attempt to deny their Englanderishness by declaring themselves Northumbrian, Yorkshirer, Wessexian, Manx, etc.?

Lady Militant
Apr 8, 2020

The history of all hitherto existing society is the history of class struggles.

Maximo Roboto posted:

Would the Cornish be exempt or are they so assimilated to be considered Englanders? As asked before, what is the fate of Englander regions that attempt to deny their Englanderishness by declaring themselves Northumbrian, Yorkshirer, Wessexian, Manx, etc.?

depends on if they help the invasion by separating from the english crown. we should use this as a wedge to turn the various counties against one another

PawParole
Nov 16, 2019

Maximo Roboto posted:

Would the Cornish be exempt or are they so assimilated to be considered Englanders? As asked before, what is the fate of Englander regions that attempt to deny their Englanderishness by declaring themselves Northumbrian, Yorkshirer, Wessexian, Manx, etc.?

PawParole posted:

I have proposed, in the past, that the JDPON should disperse the Englanders throughout the Third World instead of allowing them to remain in the occupied "united" KKKingdom. Here are some of my reasons:

1 )A geographic concentration of Englanders would facilitate counterrevolution. It would also be difficult to exercise proletarian dictatorship over hundreds of millions of enemies: we would need to import a huge unproductive sector of police and such from the Third World. As a practical matter, it would be better to thin the Englanders out, making them minorities in the Third World, where they could easily be controlled and supervised by the international proletariat.

2 ) Englanders will need to undergo re-education. It would be very difficult to re-educate them in their own kkkountry. They need to be in a proletarian environment where they can learn from the masses.

3) There are land claims to settle, mainly for the Welsh, but also for Cornwall [occupied Britiany -- BSH) and perhaps the Beaker People. Conceivably some other nations could be moved to the "united" KKKingdom if they wished to be, such as Nauru or the small nations in Ghana whose land has been ruined by imperialist corporations. Englanders are going to have to move out of much of the "united" KKKingdom and make room for other nations.

4) Engli$h kkkulture is almost totally reactionary. There is little worth saving in Engli$h kkkulture. It would be better to force Englanders to assimilate to the more culturally and politically advanced peoples of the Third World. There is also historic justice in forcing Englanders to assimilate, just as they destroyed so many other nations and cultures.

5) In the early stages of socialism, the Third World will require skilled workers and technicians of various kinds, including medical personnel. These persons are disproportionately concentrated in the First World. Moving them to the Third World will be a practical way to address an urgent need.

6) The Third World is also owed big reparations. An excellent way to make those reparations is to put Englanders to work building infrastructure in the Third World: roads, housing, water supplies, sewage, electricity, telecommunications, schools. Englanders can also work in Third World factories and fields to expand production for the benefit of the Third World.

7) Part of the process of civilizing and proletarianizing Englanders will be putting them to productive work--for a change. the "united" KKKingdom has so little productive capacity that there may not be many ways to put all those people to work in occupied the "united" KKKingdom. They may have to go to the factories and fields of the Third World.

8 ) Englanders will need to be reduced to a Third World standard of living. If they stay in occupied the "united" KKKingdom, they will benefit from the vastly better infrastructure and all the stolen wealth that they currently hold. It would be better to move them to the Third World as a way of accelerating the process of re-education.

9) There are historical precedents for relocating large numbers of enemies. Millions of Germans were forced to move after the Soviet victory over fascism in World War II. Even enemies like the united $nakes and the the "united" KKKingdom agreed that it was necessary to move Germans off land that was needed for Poles, Czechs, and others. Again, this is related to the national question of the Welsh, Cornwallish [occupied Britiany -- BSH], and the Beaker People.

Is this a good idea? What are its advantages and disadvantages? How can we improve upon it?

Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.

Lady Militant posted:

depends on if they help the invasion by separating from the english crown. we should use this as a wedge to turn the various counties against one another

You know the king of Scotland became the king of England, not the other way around, right?

Maximo Roboto
Feb 4, 2012


That doesn't work if the constituent identities just declare themselves as not Englander, passing themselves off as regional peoples in imitation of the Scots, Welsh, and Cornish!

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Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.
Scottish people trying to pass themselves off as this totally different thing to the English is hilarious, to me.

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