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Ugly In The Morning

Been rockin' it like Sisyphus all week.

# ? Sep 29, 2021 17:44

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bad guy

the greek gods are real, not myths, hth

# ? Sep 29, 2021 17:48

alexandriao

i would lovingly kiss the abs or nape of any greek god

AmA

# ? Sep 29, 2021 17:49

Ugly In The Morning

tbh that would explain a lot

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# ? Sep 29, 2021 17:50

Goons Are Gifts

Was Hermes also the God of posting or is that more another sphere??

# ? Sep 29, 2021 17:52

Ugly In The Morning

Goons Are Great posted:

Was Hermes also the God of posting or is that more another sphere??

he was and Hephaestus was the god of Slow Mode threads.

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# ? Sep 29, 2021 17:53

alexandriao

Aphrodite was Horny on Main and everyone was jealous at her for it

# ? Sep 29, 2021 17:56

Ugly In The Morning

alexandriao posted:

Aphrodite was Horny on Main and everyone was jealous at her for it

I mean with Eris was it was mostly because strife and discord was her whole thing.

also, Diomedes>>>>Achilles.

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# ? Sep 29, 2021 17:58

bad guy

eris was definitely on discord, and irc

# ? Sep 29, 2021 18:35

bad guy

Ugly In The Morning posted:

also, Diomedes>>>>Achilles.

correct

# ? Sep 29, 2021 18:35

Ugly In The Morning

bad guy posted:

correct

he literally did the Commando �I lied� move in like 600 BCE.

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# ? Sep 29, 2021 18:37

Stoner Sloth

Ugly In The Morning posted:

Been rockin' it like Sisyphus all week.

well so long as you're happy friend!

# ? Sep 29, 2021 18:58

Ugly In The Morning

what�s the thread opinion in regards to clever Odysseus vs the wrath of Achilles?

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# ? Sep 29, 2021 19:03

Sherbert Hoover: Working hard, thank you!

odysseus has some p good wrath of his own, he just needs to get home first

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# ? Sep 30, 2021 02:42

Viginti Septem: Oculus Noctuae

Daedalus: Careful, Icarus--

Icarus: Shut up! You're not my real dad!

# ? Sep 30, 2021 02:58

alexandriao

Dionysus really really needed to go to a therapist imo

Ugly In The Morning posted:

also, Diomedes>>>>Achilles.

Hmm, Im reminded of the tumblr post that's like "why didnt Achilles mom dip her hand in the river too and have like fuckin invincible hands can you imagine how useful that would be for cookery??"

bad guy posted:

eris was definitely on discord, and irc

eris would just connect by typing raw irc commands into telnet for the hell of it

# ? Sep 30, 2021 03:11

alexandriao

eris would post in TTG imo

# ? Sep 30, 2021 03:13

Farecoal: There he go

# ? Sep 30, 2021 08:10

HUSKY DILF: aggressively chill

for all the rapin� he seems to do statues of zeus always have him flaccid

# ? Sep 30, 2021 14:49

blaise rascal: "Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke of Pearl...."

oh what's this, another opportunity to bring up my favorite novel?

ty vanisher, ty khanstant

# ? Sep 30, 2021 14:56

Ventral EggSac

Having snakes for hair would absolutely rule

# ? Sep 30, 2021 15:11

Sherbert Hoover: Working hard, thank you!

no thank you, i don't care much for snakes even when they aren't attached to me

would love to be able to turn into a goose though, assuming i could turn back

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# ? Sep 30, 2021 15:12

hot cocoa on the couch: 100% DOG LOVER
ALL DOGS LOVED, ALL THE TIME

HUSKY DILF posted:

for all the rapin� he seems to do statues of zeus always have him flaccid

can you imagine if all the sculptures of zeus just had a big ol swangin boner at all times

https://i.imgur.com/W7qTiB3.mp4

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# ? Sep 30, 2021 16:08

Viginti Septem: Oculus Noctuae

HUSKY DILF posted:

for all the rapin’ he seems to do statues of zeus always have him flaccid

Grab that "flaccid" statue boner and tell me it's not hard as stone.

/3Dchess

# ? Sep 30, 2021 16:10

Stoner Sloth

HUSKY DILF posted:

for all the rapin� he seems to do statues of zeus always have him flaccid

tbf would you want to try to get zeus to hold still while you carved a statue if he was still feeling randy?

# ? Sep 30, 2021 16:26

HUSKY DILF: aggressively chill

Stoner Sloth posted:

tbf would you want to try to get zeus to hold still while you carved a statue if he was still feeling randy?

good point in order to get zeus to pose in the first place you probably have to be assaulted by him as a swan or something in order to have 5 min of sculpting before another round

# ? Sep 30, 2021 18:45

Stoner Sloth

HUSKY DILF posted:

good point in order to get zeus to pose in the first place you probably have to be assaulted by him as a swan or something in order to have 5 min of sculpting before another round

i feel like the folks assigned to scuplting zeus were either into it or really bloody jealous of the people who majored in scuplting aphrodite - buggered by swans and given a golden shower vs getting a magically animated statue waifu and successful stage plays written about you

# ? Sep 30, 2021 18:54

Ugly In The Morning

HUSKY DILF posted:

for all the rapin� he seems to do statues of zeus always have him flaccid

fun fact, Greek statues of heroes always have teeny dicks to show them as above mortal pleasures. it gets :psyduck:

when you read their stories and it�s just� nope. no they are not.

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# ? Sep 30, 2021 19:38

Escape From Noise

hot cocoa on the couch posted:

can you imagine if all the sculptures of zeus just had a big ol swangin boner at all times

Ancient Greeks found large penises gross. Little ones were a major sign of male beauty and strength. :eng101:

https://www.artsy.net/article/artsy-editorial-ancient-greek-sculptures-small-penises

# ? Oct 7, 2021 16:12

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Just abandon me on the isle of naxos, op

# ? Oct 7, 2021 22:35

Nosfereefer: IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM

p sure horny is forbidden

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# ? Oct 7, 2021 22:59

Rocket Baby Dolls: Normally I don't make aesthetic criticisms in other peoples' homes, but that rug looks like a beaver exploded. If meat is murder, then that rug is at least a severe beating.