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StarkRavingMad posted:everyone posting their terrible mushbrained opinions 24/7 and then arguing relentlessly about them this describes 99% of human discouse, online or off Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:I don't like that, if I want to learn how to do something, what would have been a few paragraphs of text maybe with some illustrative images is now a 20+ minute video. I don't want to watch some guy blather for 20 minutes, comment on other videos he's made, and feature zany recurring characters just to learn something. I also know that I learn much better from text than audio and it's hard to find that anywhere any more.
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I think it's unweaving the fabric of society and has turned us into a bunch of dopamine addicted zombies with lives bereft of community or culture or meaning. It's really, really, bad.
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# ? Sep 30, 2021 01:36 |
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THE ALGORITHM Content filtered for "engagement" one hundred percent of the time promotes extremist ideas and radicalizes idiots Not to mention it just makes everyone grumpy, passive aggressive, assholish bullies
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# ? Sep 30, 2021 01:37 |
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chaosbreather posted:The internet sucks because people keep pretending that it's a vital utility that supports all government, industry and commerce instead of a place to make silly jokes and argue and make web pages about things you like. The internet was a nice little house party with you and two dozen friends and cool acquaintances. The air and the vibes had that quality to it that anything could happen. An orgy. An indie film. Getting hammered and doing insane stunts. Something magical. And then government agents busted in and jumped up on the tables demanding people use coasters and kept changing the playlist under gunpoint and media companies flooded it with shills trying to get people to try their products or sign up for horrible subscriptions and take pictures of everyone all the time. And then they started bussing everyone's parents in. And grandparents. And your boss. And then they locked the doors. That's the internet. The government busting in and forcing you to change your playlist at gun point is a far better metaphor for the modern internet than I expected.
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Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:I don't like that, if I want to learn how to do something, what would have been a few paragraphs of text maybe with some illustrative images is now a 20+ minute video. I don't want to watch some guy blather for 20 minutes, comment on other videos he's made, and feature zany recurring characters just to learn something. I also know that I learn much better from text than audio and it's hard to find that anywhere any more. i think there's probably room for some educational only alternative to youtube where videos being short and concise is incentivised rather tha the other way around, because i know what you mean. i use youtube to learn things constantly and it is a hassle clicking through several videos of bullshit that are far too long and filled with bullshit you don't want, to find the 3 minute or legitimately 20 minute video you need which covers it all properly. seeing something demonstrated and working alongside is the superior way to learn many things. there should be a place where that is all there is, rather than it just being something that is on youtube alongside all the other crap.
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# ? Sep 30, 2021 01:41 |
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I miss the old internet that brought us here, and why I have a lot of love and nostalgia for these silly forums. I also absolutely hate how advertising has infected everything. This is a good thread, and I’m really interested in what everyone thinks... I’m gonna log off now (), but I will think on this.
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# ? Sep 30, 2021 01:45 |
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Kids are too good at video games now and i lose a lot when i play onlibe ):
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The Bloop posted:THE ALGORITHM The algorithm is a symptom, not the the disease. The disease is people trying to pretend to make proper big boy money using the internet. It should be as untenable for a business to be on the web as it was from them to be in Second Life. That was a choice we made, we got jobs at those businesses and made them websites and told them how to use caps lock instead of laughing at them and vandalising their poo poo until they took it down in embarrassment. We sold our special lil home town to zombie subhuman trash for our nice six figgies. We even invent those algorithms for them, to try and help them trick norm norms into crushing their entire lives through their phones into our quiet frontier wilderness for lonely dweebo smarties. Everything in the planet is hosed because the barriers to finding community is now just a whiff of personal data. Dipshits can find a legion of people who agree with them no matter how stupid they are. And we lonely dweebo smarties can't find even each other any more because every single room is jammed full of them. Because someone tricked some demon fuckers into the absurd lie that the internet was monetisable and got enough people believing it that it became sort of true, even though it fundamentally is not, unless we let them destroy it further.
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Pragmatica posted:I also absolutely hate how advertising has infected everything. Adblockers make the internet actually usable, no-one should go without. ublock origin is good.
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# ? Sep 30, 2021 02:09 |
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Well sure, the algorithm is a symptom of unfettered capitalism, which is the problem with essentially everything. But how it manifests on the internet is with anonymous and obfuscated empowerment of the very worst poo poo The only exceptions are places like this that are more labors of love than real businesses and even then it's obviously a constant struggle of finding people to moderate with both good intentions and decent judgement
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The Bloop posted:Well sure, the algorithm is a symptom of unfettered capitalism, which is the problem with essentially everything. Capitalism, which is to say, capital L Logistics, is definitely The Problem. But anyone who says that the internet is a good place to base your survival off of is a mark at best, con artist at worst. There are def cute lil indie artists struggling and I love them and throw money at them whenever I can but they have been had by the same lie. It's the same lie that cryptocurrencies are just the latest layer of shellack on, the lie that the internet is capable on any level of being useful or desirable for any kind of capitalist enterprise. Speaking as information technologist, information technology is closer to whoopie cushions than it is to, I don't know, banking infrastructure. I have made nation scale systems with tens of millions of dollars a day throughput and it's a terrifying joke that only exists because the people in charge of the technology are lying to the people in charge of the money.
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# ? Sep 30, 2021 03:17 |
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social media putting it on phones and tablets dumbing every site down for a phone or tablet, and making that the same thing that loads on a computer influencers making the internet serious business for real fostering narcissism, consumerism, animal social behavior with no empathy ...wait i think that last one was real life?
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# ? Sep 30, 2021 03:22 |
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It's readily available at all times, which is great when you need it. But then it's also readily available at all times, when your just bored or whatever, and then that's all you ever do.
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roomtone posted:i think there's probably room for some educational only alternative to youtube where videos being short and concise is incentivised rather tha the other way around, because i know what you mean. i use youtube to learn things constantly and it is a hassle clicking through several videos of bullshit that are far too long and filled with bullshit you don't want, to find the 3 minute or legitimately 20 minute video you need which covers it all properly. pre:Begin the game by running right a short distance and bash the first "?" Block that comes into view, and this will give you your first Coin. Defeat the oncoming Goomba by stomping it (jumping on its head). There are three "?" Blocks next; bash the lower-left one and this will uncover a Super Mushroom. When it comes out of the block, it slides to the right. Let it drop down and after it bounces from the pipe on the right, it will come back towards you, and you can collect it to become Super Mario - Mario will increase in size and can therefore smash Brick Blocks. You can also take a hit from enemies when Super- sized, but at the cost of reverting back to Regular size. Bash the other two "?" Blocks, and go right, jumping over the first two green pipes. Stomp the Goomba that patrols between the second and third pipes, and jump over the third pipe, stomping another two Goombas there. You can go down the fourth pipe along to reach Coin Room 1 (see the Coin Rooms sub-section in the Bonus Areas section of this guide for more details), but by doing so you'll skip a good chunk of the level, and continuing on as normal means you can get a 1-Up and many other goodies, so continue reading on if you choose to continue through the level as normal. Now, after that fourth pipe, you can find a hidden 1-Up Mushroom by standing exactly six block spaces to the right of the pipe (if you look at the pattern in the ground you'll see what I mean by 'block spaces'), so that Mario is standing in front of the left side of the green mountain in the background, and jumping directly up to uncover an invisible block, out of which the 1-Up Mushroom will appear. You'll have to be very quick to go right and grab it, otherwise it can drop to the ground and slide into the bottomless pit on the right. For help on finding the hidden 1-Up Mushroom, here's an ASCII diagram to help: _______________________________________________________________________________ +---+ |1UP| +-------+ +---+ | | +-------+ | | | | | | | | | | +-------+---------------------------------------+ +---------------------- | | | | | | ________________________________________________|_______|______________________ Key --- 1UP = 1-Up Mushroom (inside Invisible Block) _______________________________________________________________________________ After this, continue right and jump over the small pit. Next, you'll see two Goombas dropping down some platforms to the right. Wait for them to reach the ground, and take them out with a stomp each. Bash the "?" Block sandwiched between the two Brick Blocks, and this will uncover a Power-up (by this, I mean it will be a Super Mushroom if you're Regular Mario; or a Fire Flower if you're Super or Fire Mario). If it is a Fire Flower, you can collect it to make Mario/Luigi become Fire Mario/Luigi (denoted by a red-and-white colour scheme), and you can throw fireballs to fight most of your enemies. Go right a little more, and make a running jump over another pit. Stomp the next two Goombas, then jump onto the top of the single Brick Block, and bash the "?" Block that is directly above it to get a Coin. Now drop back down to the ground and repeatedly bash that Brick Block you were just standing on - this is a Multi-Coin Block so by bashing it as quickly and repeatedly as you can, you'll get more Coins out of it, before it expires. Right a little further, you'll have your first encounter with a Green Koopa Troopa (walking turtle-like enemy). If you've got Fire power, use a fireball to knock it out instantly, or stomp it and quickly kick the shell away. Above you'll see two adjoined Brick Blocks; bash the one on the right, and this will uncover a Starman! By grabbing this, you'll gain invincibility for a short period of time (denoted by the change in background music and Mario's clothes flickering), and you can walk into enemies to defeat them until the background music returns to normal. Up next are four "?" Blocks; bash the three lower ones to get Coins from each of them, then jump onto the middle one and bash the block above that to get a Power-up. Defeat several more Goombas as you continue to head right, then jump onto the small Brick Block platform underneath the two "?" Blocks higher up. Bash both of these blocks for Coins. Go right, and climb your way over two small staircases. A little further on, do the same thing again, and carefully jump over the gap between the second pair of staircases. Next is a small green pipe; if you went to the Coin Room noted a little earlier in this level's walkthrough, you'll emerge from this pipe to return to the main level after leaving that Coin Room. After that pipe, stomp or fry another two Goombas, and bash the "?" Block to get one last Coin. After this, jump your way up the large staircase, and from the top step, make a running leap over to the right to grab the flagpole, hopefully near the top to score more points. With that, you have finished the first level of the game.
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# ? Sep 30, 2021 03:26 |
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Yeah I watched a YouTube video last night to clear out Eagles Tower in the Link's Awakening remake. When I was a kid playing it I had a printed out GameFAqs guide. Still don't know if either of those were the right choice.
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Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:I don't like that, if I want to learn how to do something, what would have been a few paragraphs of text maybe with some illustrative images is now a 20+ minute video. I don't want to watch some guy blather for 20 minutes, comment on other videos he's made, and feature zany recurring characters just to learn something. I also know that I learn much better from text than audio and it's hard to find that anywhere any more. This, so much this, it drives me crazy. I’m a mechanic and I just want to see where the hidden screws on a door panel are so I can remove it to fix the window motor, but instead of a quick diagram somewhere, there’s six ten minute videos available and four of them cut from the car looking pristine and untouched to the door panel removed and lying on a table.
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# ? Sep 30, 2021 03:44 |
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News websites providing half a paragraph on a year old article because you saw too many articles that month. I get it, they need money. So have the subscription provide premium access for news less than a week old, then if the article is older, let anyone read it and get some pennies from ads. also the tremendous amount of autoplay videos anywhere. Shut the gently caress UP I scream as I squint, looking for the very tiny x
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# ? Sep 30, 2021 03:57 |
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I used to just assume that most people were idiots with mush for brains but now I know it for an incontrovertible fact. Thanks internet!
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deadeyez posted:News websites providing half a paragraph on a year old article because you saw too many articles that month. I get it, they need money. So have the subscription provide premium access for news less than a week old, then if the article is older, let anyone read it and get some pennies from ads. with these news sites you can usually ctrl+a ctrl+c before the rest of the article disappears and then read it in notepad
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# ? Sep 30, 2021 04:08 |
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Don't get me wrong, my previous post was serious. I'm that person who sits and meticulously reads all of the stuff in the bathroom. But sometimes a video is quicker.
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# ? Sep 30, 2021 04:16 |
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honestly what doesnt suck about the internet today? its hard to believe that there was even a time when goddamn loving everything wasn't about politics. it sucks that i had to cut so many people from my circle because it turned out all those ironic slurs weren't really ironic. it sucks watching people i used to respect degrade into vitriolic chuds and become reverse caricatures of the "triggered sjw snowflake" strawmen they spent all of 2014 and 2015 mocking. it sucks that we're all supposed to have a facebook account and voluntarily put up with an onslaught of mental junk food and sinister propaganda or we might as well not even really exist. it sucks that 9 out of 10 of internet users who aren't just bots have all downloaded their personalities from reddit and can only communicate like authoritative passive aggressive bullies like "nah" "this ain't it chief". it sucks that the internet used to be where i would escape to and now it's infested every loving facet of my life my favorite ending in deus ex is the one where you shut off the internet and usher in a new dark age. gently caress the internet it has just made everything suck so hard
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# ? Sep 30, 2021 04:28 |
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Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:I don't like that, if I want to learn how to do something, what would have been a few paragraphs of text maybe with some illustrative images is now a 20+ minute video. I don't want to watch some guy blather for 20 minutes, comment on other videos he's made, and feature zany recurring characters just to learn something. I also know that I learn much better from text than audio and it's hard to find that anywhere any more. https://sponsor.ajay.app/ i hate youtube for that poo poo too, but if you absolutely need to use youtube this plugin crowdsources the skipping of sponsored content and ALSO lets people submit the "get to the point" marker for the video and you can skip all the bullshit.
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# ? Sep 30, 2021 04:35 |
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In the 90s if you wanted to put your stupid opinion online you had to learn HTML or at the very least wrangle a WYSIWYG editor, then sort out hosting and learn how to FTP your files up and it’s a decent amount of effort, so it put off a lot of the dummies and you kind of had a modicum of respect for the ones that bothered, even if it was garbage. Now any idiot can write a post as bad as the one I am now and press a button and there’s nothing you can do about it. Also yesterday I watched a video that took 4 minutes to tell me which two buttons I had to press on my remote to reset it. Not out of trying to drag it out for sponsors or anything, it was just pure incompetence at making a video.
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Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:I don't like that, if I want to learn how to do something, what would have been a few paragraphs of text maybe with some illustrative images is now a 20+ minute video. I don't want to watch some guy blather for 20 minutes, comment on other videos he's made, and feature zany recurring characters just to learn something. I also know that I learn much better from text than audio and it's hard to find that anywhere any more. The same thing even happened with everything text-based. Since SEO is almost entirely based on things like word frequency in daily content posts you have things like recipe websites where every recipe is preceded by 2,500 word essays about for example what season the dish is good in (for people who google "good summer meals") or how large the writer's family is (for people who google "meal for family of 6") and the history of the dish (for people who google "Authentic Ganymedian Cuisine"), and several tangents about how much you're going to love the food. Every piece of every kind of content is grasping so hard for visibility because there's such a deluge of content of all kinds that everything amounts to 99% flash and 1% substance these days
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deep dish peat moss posted:The same thing even happened with everything text-based. Since SEO is almost entirely based on things like word frequency in daily content posts you have things like recipe websites where every recipe is preceded by 2,500 word essays about for example what season the dish is good in (for people who google "good summer meals") or how large the writer's family is (for people who google "meal for family of 6") and the history of the dish (for people who google "Authentic Ganymedian Cuisine"), and several tangents about how much you're going to love the food. Every piece of every kind of content is grasping so hard for visibility because there's such a deluge of content of all kinds that everything amounts to 99% flash and 1% substance these days i remember when seo didnt matter and you'd just write about what you liked for its own sake
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# ? Sep 30, 2021 04:51 |
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chaosbreather posted:The internet sucks because people keep pretending that it's a vital utility that supports all government, industry and commerce instead of a place to make silly jokes and argue and make web pages about things you like. The internet was a nice little house party with you and two dozen friends and cool acquaintances. The air and the vibes had that quality to it that anything could happen. An orgy. An indie film. Getting hammered and doing insane stunts. Something magical. And then government agents busted in and jumped up on the tables demanding people use coasters and kept changing the playlist under gunpoint and media companies flooded it with shills trying to get people to try their products or sign up for horrible subscriptions and take pictures of everyone all the time. And then they started bussing everyone's parents in. And grandparents. And your boss. And then they locked the doors. That's the internet. In a nutshell.
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# ? Sep 30, 2021 04:51 |
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Maybe just log off? In a completely serious way. Sometimes dead is better.
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Junk posted:it sucks that 9 out of 10 of internet users who aren't just bots have all downloaded their personalities from reddit and can only communicate like authoritative passive aggressive bullies like "nah" "this ain't it chief".
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# ? Sep 30, 2021 05:49 |
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Twitter just exists to foster bad faith arguments with no nuance and rewires your brain to look for a way to get mad at everything no matter what.
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# ? Sep 30, 2021 05:53 |
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Youtube constantly funnels me to bert kreicher and bill burr's lovely podcasts. The not interested button does nothing.
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# ? Sep 30, 2021 05:54 |
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Caesar Saladin posted:Twitter just exists to foster bad faith arguments with no nuance and rewires your brain to look for a way to get mad at everything no matter what. The thing I miss about the Internet is the admins who had an iron boot who would just arrive and deal with something. Now, you have Twitter and Facebook that are worried about "optics" because they want to become politicians one day.
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# ? Sep 30, 2021 06:03 |
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The thing I miss about the internet is when you had a choice to use it. Oh wait you still do? Kinda sorta maybe? But can't you just not go to those sites? Or use a VPN or firewall? I'm actually curious, I'm a bit ignorant since I haven't had anything cept my phone for years now. And I just decline when prompted.
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# ? Sep 30, 2021 06:16 |
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cant find obscure releases on torrent sites. that and all the ads. ads for subscription services might be the worst offenders. if youre in marketing im going to find you motherfucker.
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# ? Sep 30, 2021 06:26 |
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The dominance of phones really hosed up the internet in a lot of ways that are hard to describe, like just the difference between typing into a phone and typing into a full keyboard changes the dynamics of written communication in profound ways. Also everything has to be simplified to the point where a boomer can mash it into a phone, so software universally became less powerful (in terms of what you can do with it), and the control that we used to have over software got externalized to dipshit design visionaries whose visions mainly revolve around monetizing boomers mashing poo poo into phones. Also since we can't have fat clients anymore, everything has significant input lag, and interfaces got slower all around, especially in enterprise software where you really need that low input lag to keep in your flow and get poo poo done.
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# ? Sep 30, 2021 06:28 |
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i cant brush my teeth using twitter
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# ? Sep 30, 2021 06:48 |
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i recently found out you cant make computers explode like the beginning of die hard 4. seems p weak to me but im not a loving nerd so what do i know
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# ? Sep 30, 2021 06:49 |
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internet will not help me make this escort start breathing again. im on twitch and tbh a lot of these people are saying things that would only make things worse
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# ? Sep 30, 2021 06:51 |
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did i mention the internet is completely inedible? im pretty sure i did
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386-SX 25Mhz VGA posted:The dominance of phones really hosed up the internet in a lot of ways that are hard to describe, like just the difference between typing into a phone and typing into a full keyboard changes the dynamics of written communication in profound ways. Also everything has to be simplified to the point where a boomer can mash it into a phone, so software universally became less powerful (in terms of what you can do with it), and the control that we used to have over software got externalized to dipshit design visionaries whose visions mainly revolve around monetizing boomers mashing poo poo into phones. Also since we can't have fat clients anymore, everything has significant input lag, and interfaces got slower all around, especially in enterprise software where you really need that low input lag to keep in your flow and get poo poo done. username post combo of the loving year picturing an anthropomorphic packard bell smoking disdainfully while saying all this through microsoft sam
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Most of its been covered. Turns out that having a bevy of information at your fingertips can make you believe you are wise
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