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I hand fed a deer at one of those drive through wildlife parks and he was v gentle, I feel like a goat would have bit my hand and/or possibly headbutted me in the nards. not cool!
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A goat headbutted my hand and it hurt but it was the same colour as a goat which liked getting pets. Quite a problem.
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Sep 30, 2021 12:10
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This is kryptonite. I swayed in my seat while watching.
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Sep 30, 2021 12:13
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Posting in a baaad baaad thread
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Sep 30, 2021 12:58
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Goats are pretty neato op and make good cheese. Meanwhile Deer are massive assholes that eat my plants and poop everywhere. 
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Sep 30, 2021 13:05
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Lawman 0 posted:Goats are pretty neato op and make good cheese. Goats would also eat all your precious trash given the chance
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Sep 30, 2021 13:07
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Funky See Funky Do posted:Look, I'm sure that you're a perfectly smart person that's just having a "brain fart" right now. So if this comes across as condescending then that is not my intention and I apologize. lmao
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Sep 30, 2021 13:11
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Dumb Sex-Parrot posted:Do goats decapitate their rivals and carry the severed head around in their antlers? Well poo poo, never thought someone could make a reasonable argument for deer not being complete loving garbage shitass suck horse cousins, but here we are. Good job
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Sep 30, 2021 18:04
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Goats are definitely rad. Paging goat goon that raises goats in the deep south to this thread. Goats are delicious too, in case you don't know. Try it at your local Indian spot!
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Goats are tricksters, like Loki. In the 1000 page thread I shared my friend's story of the goat on top of the garage. Kids raised a couple of goats and pigs for 4H stuff; to eventually sell them for slaughter. One goat was a real rascal, and would scale a 6' fence and climb out of the pen. It wouldn't go far, but graze around the yard, mostly. One afternoon at work my friend gets a call from his wife, "the goat is on the roof of the garage". This is a metal roof at about 45 degree slope and about 20' up. And there was a goat up there. My friend and coworker was all, "uh I have to go home for a bit, got a goat on top of my garage". He got it down. Had to climb up there and rig an impromptu harness with some rope, and lowered it down to his wife. The goat was just walking back and forth along the peak of the roof. He comes back to work and tells us the story and we are just laughing our asses off at how funny life can be. We think it jumped onto some old rusty barrels next to the garage; there were fresh hoof prints. A tree a couple of feet away was all scraped up, with bark freshly torn off. The conclusion was that this goat got on the barrels and somehow jumped a couple feet and scrambled up a tree (no idea how that works) and then leaped from the tree to the garage roof. And then, there it was, just hanging out, at the top of a garage roof. That's when I realized that goats may not necessarily be evil, just trouble makers.
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Sep 30, 2021 19:33
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Goat gonna climb. They don't give a gently caress about gravity. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RG9TMn1FJzc Goats are cool and also tasty. Too bad their milk and cheese taste gross to me.
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Sep 30, 2021 19:54
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Sometimes goats are cool. Sometimes they aren't. They're capricious that way. Deer are at least consistent. Consistently skittish and silly, but consistent.
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Sep 30, 2021 20:18
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Deer feta cheese.
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Sep 30, 2021 20:49
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Geemer posted:Goat gonna climb. They don't give a gently caress about gravity. Okay that's badass. Score 1-1 deer vs goat I think goat milk tastes hairy but it's okay
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Sep 30, 2021 21:16
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Thought OP said ghosts and I was all like, 'Right?'
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Sep 30, 2021 21:23
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Mortimer Knag posted:Well poo poo, never thought someone could make a reasonable argument for deer not being complete loving garbage shitass suck horse cousins, but here we are. Good job That dumb poo poo deer probably was heat butting a dead carcass when it got that head stuck, they're so loving dumb
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Sep 30, 2021 22:32
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Mortimer Knag posted:Well poo poo, never thought someone could make a reasonable argument for deer not being complete loving garbage shitass suck horse cousins, but here we are. Good job This is a FUCKIN ELK God drat can't you folk recognize antlers. Elk are pretty awesome themselves, much more than deer.
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Sep 30, 2021 22:35
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Sorry I need diagrams and images to learn
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Sep 30, 2021 22:37
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i have never in my life compared deer to goats op
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slow_twitch posted:This is a FUCKIN ELK Elk are cervids. And all cervids are deer. qed 
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Sep 30, 2021 23:35
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fawn just sit there like dipshits, like you'd see from a rabbits nest. so you just kind of look out for it and then give em a big ol kiss on the way round
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Sep 30, 2021 23:41
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gleebster posted:Sometimes goats are cool. Sometimes they aren't. They're capricious that way. 
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meat police posted:fawn just sit there like dipshits, like you'd see from a rabbits nest. so you just kind of look out for it and then give em a big ol kiss on the way round There's a deer in every vagina?!
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Oct 1, 2021 00:37
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delicious, and good friend
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gleebster posted:Sometimes goats are cool. Sometimes they aren't. They're capricious that way. I missed that. Kudos. And, just to put it out there there's a goatse, but no deerse 
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Oct 1, 2021 00:50
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Goats are cuter, tastier, way less likely to gently caress up my car, and make a way better noise.
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pro starcraft loser posted:Goats are cuter, tastier, way less likely to gently caress up my car, and make a way better noise. Pretty much everything one could hope for in a romantic partner
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BigBadSteve posted:Which begs the question: Just how, exactly, does a goat piss into its own beard? a shameful goat
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Oct 1, 2021 02:31
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Goats are associated with Satan while no gods want to be associated with deer. Even Jesus preferred freaking lambs over deer.
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Oct 1, 2021 02:40
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Uhh I think you'll find Harry Potter's patronus was a deer so you're simply wrong. Checkmate atheists
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Oct 1, 2021 04:39
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Deer blow chunks who the gently caress tried to say deer were good?
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Deer are good at killing red neck americans in their lovely trucks e: drat one got away vvv Lascivious Sloth fucked around with this message at 05:43 on Oct 1, 2021 |
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There's a lot of deer where I live. There's a dent in my car from a deer's head that I didn't get fixed so as to warn the other deer, "HEY, BEAT IT." Here's a picture of some deers on some jerk's lawn
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Oct 1, 2021 05:42
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I will concede this much about deer: venison jerky and summer sausage are pretty tasty
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Oct 1, 2021 05:46
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I like to pet aminals
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Great, now I want a pet goat.
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Funky See Funky Do posted:Look, I'm sure that you're a perfectly smart person that's just having a "brain fart" right now. So if this comes across as condescending then that is not my intention and I apologize. Met two goats who pissed on their heads so much the fur was gone, and the skin was irritated red and full of scabs. Absolutely disgusting. They also wouldn't stop ramming the walls. Let's not be so hasty to crown these assholes kings of the animal world.
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my city is full of deer like they own the fuckin place the university grounds used to be over run by bunnies
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Deer tally up over 1 billion dollars in damages every year getting hit by cars. Goats don't even come close to that!
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