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A goat will eat your dick and balls if you pass out drunk in the goat pen. A dear deer would not do this, though a male deer might headbutt you and injure or kill you.
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PsionicAnt posted:Also at a young teen my stupid dad started a "petting zoo" in the middle of bumfuck nowhere, Oregon and we had pygmy goats among other things. The oldest goat liked to piss in his beard a lot and gently caress his daughter... There's some ambiguity here, but I'm going to assume, though you were brought up Satanist, that the goat didn't piss in your dad's beard and gently caress your sister, but pissed into its own beard and hosed its own daughter. Which begs the question: Just how, exactly, does a goat piss into its own beard?
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