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There's this billy goat with a big old billy goat beard on one of my walking routes and he stares me down every time I walk past. I know if that gate wasn't there he'd try some poo poo but I'm ready for him if he does.
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Sep 30, 2021 05:18
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Check these goats out. So friendly. 
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Sep 30, 2021 10:13
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BigBadSteve posted:There's some ambiguity here, but I'm going to assume, though you were brought up Satanist, that the goat didn't piss in your dad's beard and gently caress your sister, but pissed into its own beard and hosed its own daughter. Look, I'm sure that you're a perfectly smart person that's just having a "brain fart" right now. So if this comes across as condescending then that is not my intention and I apologize. They lay on their back, grab their dick with their cloven front hooves, point their dick towards their face, and then piss into their beards. Exactly the same way you or I would do it.
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Sep 30, 2021 10:51
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