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Deer loving suck rear end and I hate them.    They're like a horse on meth, all jittery and skittish all the loving time. They're disgusting and harbor diseases and parasites and poo poo everywhere and deny you the ability to have any meaningful garden while eating themselves out of any habitat via extreme deforestation until they are skin and bones and survive sheerly by the virtue of squirting out more young than a termite queen could ever hope for.  Also they are delicious.  But goats, on the other hand, are good and cool.    Goats loving love eating weeds. They will gladly munch down as much kudzu (lovely invasive weed that outputs toxic fart gas instead of clean air) and poison ivy (rear end in a top hat plant that makes you itch all day and night) as they can find to the point people are now deploying goats to eat a bunch of poo poo rear end plants while leaving good and cool plants alone and having the good and cool plants room to spread and grow again. They are super docile and show lots of personality and look cute and make funny noises that make you smile and can give you lots of milk without making GBS threads violently or getting spooked and accidentally goring you and probably should not be eaten. IMO. Goats are so kickass there was even a kickass game called Goat Simulator where you are an awesome goat doing awesome things. UNLIKE DEER.
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slow_twitch posted:This is a FUCKIN ELK Elk are cervids. And all cervids are deer. qed 
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Muscle Wizard posted:goats are the best. i like their weirdo eyeballs. i think deer have them too but you cant tell. They do, but they are most visible when they are young because the eyes are blue. Or if you get a super close-up of them like this, you can see them even once the eyes change color as they mature:  Or if they are albino:  Also:
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