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kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
looks like a piss window right there tbh

I hope the vents double as bluetooth speakers so you can play the Evangelion theme song and maximize your potential for doing sex

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Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010

deep dish peat moss posted:

Some of you are really underestimating how unsettling it is to see the mouth through that particular mask design



I mean just get rid of all the lighting and it's fine(-ish)

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

Yaldabaoth posted:

Those guys definitely look like guys who got good at games because they spent all their free time playing games due to being too hosed up to have a social life.

Heh totally owned those guys who get paid to play video games for a living

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.

Brother Tadger posted:

Heh totally owned those guys who get paid to play video games for a living

Their life is hell and they hate videogames and themselves now

Treecko
Apr 23, 2008

The Official Demon Girl
Boss of 2022!
This is all rad as gently caress or lamer than your mom, depends on your POV.

deep dish peat moss
Jul 27, 2006

This is RAZER's newest release, Gamer Thimbles: The Avatar

deep dish peat moss
Jul 27, 2006

I am waiting for the second gen thimbles with RGB myself.

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



razer isn't just for gamer guyz anymore



I think these dudes really get women

syntaxfunction
Oct 27, 2010
Gamer vacuum. RGB toothbrush. Gamer Fuel (TM) powered nutritious vegetables.

Get on that poo poo Razer.

Caesar Saladin
Aug 15, 2004

they should make an rgb showerhead for these guys to trick them into washing occasionally

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

deep dish peat moss posted:

This started as a Powdered Drink Mix that gives you unparalleled GAMER NRG.
https://www.respawnbyrazer.com/

The gum is a spin-off product and according to their ads chewing the stuff makes dust fly out of your eyes so you can see your enemies better


DESIGNED FOR GAMERS. BY GAMERS.
Giving you an added boost to stay sharp and focused when gaming.

I assume it contains massive doses of caffeine as the active ingredient.

It should come with a box of gamer disposable nappies. Keep right on gaming after Razer gum makes you poo poo your pants! Be hardcore!!

WILDTURKEY101
Mar 7, 2005

Look to your left. Look to your right. Only one of you is going to pass this course.
people talk about how adderall makes you real good at videogames, but they don't know that LSD turns you into a videogame god because it's not even a game then. You're just actually doing this stuff. The bullets hurt.

ChickenHeart
Nov 28, 2007

Take me at your own risk.

Kiss From a Hog
"Oh no someone hacked the Bluetooth on my Razer underwear and set my balls to OVERCLOCK!!!"

*Tears frantically at smouldering crotch while LEDs flash in time to the muffled tune of the Hamsterdance*

PHIZ KALIFA
Dec 21, 2011

#mood
gamer Bad

Ventral EggSac
Dec 3, 2019

Razer Balldo

Octavion
Apr 5, 2009
I regret to inform you all that Amazon has a department for gamer thimbles.

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
FINALLY modern thimbles. Hate wearing these loving medieval thimbles

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit
I'm still using a razer mouse I bought for like 60 bux in 2002. They should make more of those instead of wierd bane masks, IMO

Zefiel
Sep 14, 2007

You can do whatever you want in life.


deep dish peat moss posted:

We've designed the mask so that you look like Predator opening up its weird clawed mouth

poo poo. Now I actually want it

Boner M
Sep 21, 2021

by Hand Knit
If you touch the filters together with another person its considered kissing

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ♥(‘∀’●)
I just use logitech stuff

Ventral EggSac
Dec 3, 2019

old beast lunatic posted:

I'm still using a razer mouse I bought for like 60 bux in 2002. They should make more of those instead of wierd bane masks, IMO

They should make a mask/mouse that you operate with your tongue

Lascivious Sloth
Apr 26, 2008

by sebmojo

Ventral EggSac posted:

They should make a mask/mouse that you operate with your tongue

That's called a clit, NERD

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
A usb dildo mouse :thunk:

Julius CSAR
Oct 3, 2007

by sebmojo

Tip posted:

razer isn't just for gamer guyz anymore



I think these dudes really get women

mkvltra
Nov 1, 2020

I want a Razer gaming diaper

Lister
Apr 23, 2004

How could you forget the Razer gaming straw? https://www.razer.com/gear-accessories/razer-reusable-straw/RC81-03540101-R3M1

Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts


drat at first glance thought that was like, a telescoping vape with a little razer induction heater which i briefly thought was brilliant but nope it's a gaming straw

it was almost something cool

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.
Vaping isn't cool dork

How are u
May 19, 2005

by Azathoth

The Protagonist posted:

Vaping isn't cool dork

:hai:

Smoking is cool.

Talkc
Aug 2, 2010

Mizuki! Mizuki! Mizuki!
***DEVASTATINGLY HANDSOME***
I wanna fight whoever used the word Glam in the same room as those chud gamer fucks in the razer photos.

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010
RGB fleshlight that analyzes your thrusts and ranks them on a regional leaderboard

WILDTURKEY101
Mar 7, 2005

Look to your left. Look to your right. Only one of you is going to pass this course.
RGB bong that connects to your PC via wifi and graphs the density and duration of your bong rips in real time with leaderboards

Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts


The Protagonist posted:

Vaping isn't cool dork

vapes shaped that way are for weed and dabs, not the nicotine liquid. lotta squares around here

The Moon Monster
Dec 30, 2005

deep dish peat moss posted:




What do you think about this??

Huge fan of the concept of buying high end gamer peripherals to play Fortnite on your phone.

Flowers for QAnon
May 20, 2019

The Protagonist posted:

Vaping isn't cool dork

Vaping weed is cool and good, dingus

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





WILDTURKEY101 posted:

RGB bong that connects to your PC via wifi and graphs the density and duration of your bong rips in real time with leaderboards

If I was a venture capitalist you'd have my backing.

a peck of pickled peckers
Aug 3, 2014

I am your Redeemer! It is by my hand that you arise from the ashes of this world!

Lmao weed culture is the only thing more embarrassing than gamer culture

Flowers for QAnon
May 20, 2019

a peck of pickled peckers posted:

Lmao weed culture is the only thing more embarrassing than gamer culture

They are both very bad.

You can still get high and hate weed culture, dingus.

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a peck of pickled peckers
Aug 3, 2014

I am your Redeemer! It is by my hand that you arise from the ashes of this world!

Flowers for QAnon posted:

They are both very bad.

You can still get high and hate weed culture, dingus.

I do cocaine like an adult, thank you.

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