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Snacktember is over, we're all stuffed. We're all lying on our backs on divans watching our bellies rise and fall with each breath. We're calling faintly for our manservants. We're chiming tiny silver bells. We're putting on our slippers. We're donning our nightcaps. Why we can barely move at all. That's right-- the nights are coming sooner and the days are growing colder and its time to crawl under that quilt and start dreaming. Welcome to Slothtober-- where we're turning turning off our phones and drawing the blinds and getting some good snoozes going. This is the thread to talk about new gay ways to sleep, queer theory adjacent dreams, and what kinds of pajamas Elizabeth Bishop wore (Wolverine onesie). As for me I'm hitting the hay, I'm tucking in and turning in for my solid eight and a half. Talk to you folks in November, I'm taking my mug of Sleepytime into the bedroom and sinking beneath the waves. So put on your comfiest bathrobe, turn up the thermostat, and for goodness sake keep it down in here, some of us are trying to sleep. How Wonderful! fucked around with this message at 04:02 on Oct 1, 2021 |
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1st day of slothtober and im already in my dressing gown and slippers, smoking a weed |
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Oct 1, 2021 04:32
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Will someone get me a dr pepper out of the garage? I'm too comfy to move.
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Oct 1, 2021 04:34
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sig by Prof. Crocodile
BYOB spells: Mutually Assured Kindness
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I'm getting drowsy just th.. |
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Oct 1, 2021 04:38
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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:I'm getting drowsy just th.. *tucking the tired astronaut in with a space blanket* |
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Oct 1, 2021 04:40
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gently caress it, I'm going back to bed
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Oct 1, 2021 06:01
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did my nails and now i’m ready for BED
Gluehead posted:i met snow at a restaurant once and i was like 'man, informer is a really good song!' and he just looked up from the bowl of french onion soup he was eating, mouthed the words 'gently caress off' and then he gave me the finger twice with boths hands, then crossed the two fingers to make a cross and aimed it at me |
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Oct 1, 2021 06:19
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Rarity posted:gently caress it, I'm going back to bed wake me up, when slothtober ends |
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Oct 1, 2021 08:47
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Stoner Sloth posted:wake me up, when slothtober ends Here comes us gays again, Sleeping on the stars, Tucked in my bed again, Dreaming of who we are |
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Oct 1, 2021 12:44
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just had some straight dreams about golf and business. too many, in fact! wish i had set my alarm 30 minutes earlier so I could have more time to get dressed in my suit and stand at the bus stop. i'm guzzling rock star energy drink so i can be even more awake. that's right. i'm the bad guy. i'm the enemy of slothtober.
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Oct 1, 2021 13:15
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I just woke up and got out of bed on this, the first day of slothtober 
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Oct 1, 2021 13:17
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Mormon Nailer posted:Here comes us gays again, i like these lyrics - keep on rocking friends albeit lazily |
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Oct 1, 2021 13:20
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Sherbert Hoover posted:that's right. i'm the bad guy. i'm the enemy of slothtober. 
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Oct 1, 2021 13:21
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I'm in bed right now 
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Oct 1, 2021 13:24
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eh, i guess i'll get around to participating in sloth tomorrow. maybe sunday, idk. i'll get to it eventually dw
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Oct 1, 2021 13:27
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*turns chair and hat backwards and sits down to 'rap' with you* hey friend, i know we have fun here being all lazy in slothtober and it's alright to do essentially nothing or as little as possible for a month but remember just because you're slothing doesn't mean you should start lurking and not posting. |
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Oct 1, 2021 13:38
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Sorry, wha? Fell asleep at my posting rig again |
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Oct 1, 2021 13:45
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Just gone done with being shoved into a magnetic tube, actually almost fell asleep while they were scanning. Those headphones were pretty good. |
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Oct 1, 2021 14:05
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Yeah, i could just google it, but "open new tab" is alllll the way over there
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Oct 1, 2021 14:26
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I post while I sleep for maximum inefficiency 
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Oct 1, 2021 15:00
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I just woke up and am already lying down again. This is my Slothtober trick.
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Oct 1, 2021 15:09
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I like that we're gonna have to invent 5 more deadly sins
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Oct 1, 2021 15:16
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bed's definitely the place for me, if I awake from uneasy dreams I may find myself transformed into a giant insect
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Oct 1, 2021 15:32
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Sticky pls? I would but I'm too lazy to go to mod school. |
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Oct 1, 2021 15:37
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more falafel please posted:I like that we're gonna have to invent 5 more deadly sins The deadly sin of not pooping on company time disturbs my soul. |
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Oct 1, 2021 15:38
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I know, I know. it’s slothtober, but it’s also October 1st which happens to fall on Fit-Check Friday. what are we rockin, byob? today, I woke up and chose leather pants aka ~violence~
Gluehead posted:i met snow at a restaurant once and i was like 'man, informer is a really good song!' and he just looked up from the bowl of french onion soup he was eating, mouthed the words 'gently caress off' and then he gave me the finger twice with boths hands, then crossed the two fingers to make a cross and aimed it at me |
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Oct 1, 2021 15:42
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Percy Teatwillow posted:I know, I know. it’s slothtober, but it’s also October 1st which happens to fall on Fit-Check Friday. what are we rockin, byob? today, I woke up and chose leather pants aka ~violence~ I LOVE IT, you look great!!!! Today I'm going SLOTHtober themed and I'm rocking pajama jeans, but not the store bought horrors you may know. Oh no. These are homemade pajama jeans, actual denim I wove--but cut in a comfy boot cut on the bias, for stretch and comfort, and my shirt is the only shirt I own with words that isn't a demon themed shirt. It says APOLOGIES IN ADVANCE and I got it from Bots of New York. My hair is stupid so I braided it as usual but left it down so it almost touches the ground. |
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Oct 1, 2021 15:56
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 I am just wearing sweatpants and a ratty tank top and gardening Crocs. It is Slothtober. I don't care anymore.
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Oct 1, 2021 16:25
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How Wonderful! posted:
grasping the coffee cup not by the handle particularly says "I don't care" (however, watering the flowers says you actually do care, so you slipped up)
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Oct 1, 2021 16:26
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i'm wearing blue jeans and a hat from a baseball stats website and a shirt that says I ONLY LISTEN TO THE MOUNTAIN GOATS, which is prompting a lot of questions already answered by my shirt,
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Oct 1, 2021 16:34
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more falafel please posted:i'm wearing blue jeans and a hat from a baseball stats website and a shirt that says I ONLY LISTEN TO THE MOUNTAIN GOATS, which is prompting a lot of questions already answered by my shirt, I used to own this shirt but it died a horrible death. |
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Oct 1, 2021 17:36
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I'm in a black tube top and I'm celebrating the start of autumn with my neon yellow plaid miniskirt. Also tights cause it's kinda getting cold
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Oct 1, 2021 19:59
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I have sleep apnea which I use a dental appliance for. However it doesn't entirely fix it and I am still pretty tired most days. I use the forbidden drug caffeine once a week and those are my good days. Kinda sick of being tired all the time tbh |
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Oct 1, 2021 22:33
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Farecoal posted:I have sleep apnea which I use a dental appliance for. However it doesn't entirely fix it and I am still pretty tired most days. I use the forbidden drug caffeine once a week and those are my good days. Kinda sick of being tired all the time tbh would a cpap improve things?
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Oct 1, 2021 22:35
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Can we have a special rule where Farecoal gets to anti-sloth post? Kind of like a crossover event with the the people in the mirror living a perfectly inverse reality to ours.
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Oct 1, 2021 22:46
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Farecoal is allowed to anti-sloth. Long may they reign. |
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Oct 1, 2021 23:10
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Id organize a parade, but... 
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Oct 2, 2021 00:10
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i'm wearing my canon outfit, and also planning to buy a new red sweatshirt since one of them is getting too worn i ordered pizza so i wouldn't have to cook anything a good start to slothtober
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Oct 2, 2021 00:40
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i sat on the couch for a while drinking some wine with some friends and now i'm drinkin some wine and posting and soon, if i get really motivated/hungry, i'm gonna have some dinner which will be either a) leftover leek and tater soup or b)air fryered fake chicken nuggs and idk maybe some broccolie if i get up the gumption to cute some up and microwave it
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Oct 2, 2021 01:47
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I've been wearing the same clothes for three days |
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