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Lifepuzzler
Nov 5, 2009
Eurogamer says that they completely hosed up Monkey Target, quite possibly one of the best party vidyas of all time. I was really looking forward to reliving my teenage years.

So many hours spent playing with those Balls.:smith:

I guess I'll just go back to playing, "Only Bills and Responsible Stuff."

Lifepuzzler fucked around with this message at 05:54 on Oct 1, 2021

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beer gas canister
Oct 30, 2007

shmups are da best come play some shmups they're cheap and good and you like them
Plaster Town Cop
segon my balls you ape

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


pig balls

Julius CSAR
Oct 3, 2007

by sebmojo
Those games always looked really dumb anyways so who gives a poo poo?

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


I've got some monkey balls for ya OP.

mudskipp
Jan 1, 2018

stop making sense
Eurogamer got rid of their forum recently

You can't trust em. Get someone in the videogames subforum to review games for you now LifePuzzler, you have no place going to forumless sites like that.

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

vidya james LOL :D !!!

Lifepuzzler
Nov 5, 2009

Julius CSAR posted:

Those games always looked really dumb anyways so who gives a poo poo?

I just need a break from all of the "Ugh, serious issues, feel bad" or "Trying To Change Your Life" games that are popular right now, and Monkey Ball is basically Marble Madness in 3D.

Yes, it is stupid. That's why I wanted it to be good.

I guess I'll have to go outside again today.

Lifepuzzler fucked around with this message at 13:35 on Oct 1, 2021

pixaal
Jan 8, 2004

All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.


Just play your Dreamcast copies, or the gamecube versions. They still work.

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.
Wow didn't know I stumbled into Games???

pixaal
Jan 8, 2004

All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.


This thread is now about monkeys at the zoo. Or better, monkey ball monkeys at the zoo looking at normal monkeys.

tiaz
Jul 1, 2004

PICK UP THAT PRESENT.


Zelensky's Zealots

Lifepuzzler posted:

Eurogamer says that they completely hosed up Monkey Target, quite possibly one of the best party vidyas of all time. I was really looking forward to reliving my teenage years.

So many hours spent playing with those Balls.:smith:

I guess I'll just go back to playing, "Only Bills and Responsible Stuff."

Do you know about Marble It Up OP. Don't recall its party potential but it certainly satisfies some marble game desire

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Monkey Race was the best racing game on the Nintendo Game Cube home computer system.

Scratch that, I just remembered Time Splitters Future Perfect was on said system, and it has Cat Driving.

3D Megadoodoo fucked around with this message at 13:58 on Oct 1, 2021

WILDTURKEY101
Mar 7, 2005

Look to your left. Look to your right. Only one of you is going to pass this course.
u got hosed up monkey balls lol

Ventral EggSac
Dec 3, 2019

I think you mean Smegma. Smegma will gently caress up your monkey balls if you don't wash

Mooey Cow
Jan 27, 2018

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Pillbug
How much piss would a monkey ball store if a monkey ball could store piss?

pixaal
Jan 8, 2004

All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.


Ventral EggSac posted:

I think you mean Smegma. Smegma will gently caress up your monkey balls if you don't wash

gently caress up or funk up?

pixaal
Jan 8, 2004

All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.


Mooey Cow posted:

How much piss would a monkey ball store if a monkey ball could store piss?

about half way up before the monkey drown in his own piss.

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
The last Fzero game which was on the gamecube which is what anybody remembers/gives a poo poo about except for technically two obscure GBA games used the monkey ball engine

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

EorayMel posted:

The last Fzero game which was on the gamecube which is what anybody remembers/gives a poo poo about except for technically two obscure GBA games used the monkey ball engine

I got scary good at f zero gx my freshman year at college. I would have dreams about it.

Boner M
Sep 21, 2021

by Hand Knit
Fill a condom with dish washing liquid and wear it on your balls over night.

No more monkey balls.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Ventral EggSac posted:

I think you mean Smegma. Smegma will gently caress up your monkey balls if you don't wash

What's Smegma?

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

(Smegma kes expensive refrigerators)

runnypoops
Mar 26, 2016

been there. done that. prove yourself to me.
Im gon na gently caress that monkey and you cant stop me

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

Monkeyball rolling quickly down the side of a hill bouncing off trees and boulders but the monkey is dead and just getting ragdolled around inside while a group of schoolchildren cheer and applaud

Ventral EggSac
Dec 3, 2019

3D Megadoodoo posted:

What's Smegma?

Nothin' much, what's a smegma with you?

Boner M
Sep 21, 2021

by Hand Knit
Smegma Master System

beer gas canister
Oct 30, 2007

shmups are da best come play some shmups they're cheap and good and you like them
Plaster Town Cop
Get the drat Diablo 2 Remaster :twisted:

Boner M
Sep 21, 2021

by Hand Knit
Diaballso 2

Gutcruncher
Apr 16, 2005

Go home and be a family man!
https://youtu.be/NK5q9NxOz_Y

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Why the HELL is there no pig balls game? Just imagine rolling those pink porkers around katamari style for hours at a time in glorious 4K HDR, feeling every bump and roll through the amazing haptic feedback of the Sony DualSense controller.

Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Dec 22, 2005

GET LOSE, YOU CAN'T COMPARE WITH MY POWERS
Monkey target was great but the point of monkey ball is still monkey ball.

What did they screw up?

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Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Dec 22, 2005

GET LOSE, YOU CAN'T COMPARE WITH MY POWERS
Rolled Out and Paperball are both acceptable monkey ball substitutes imo.

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