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Mr.Chill posted:Edit - Oh poo poo, a gif of Quetzalcoatlus, one of the scariest animals that ever lived Everything about them was just so ridiculous, I love them so much There were a whole range of these terrifying lanky bastards: https://www.deviantart.com/somedeviantartist/art/Largest-Pterosaurs-876091479?comment=1%3A876091479%3A4922721853 Snowglobe of Doom has a new favorite as of 11:20 on Oct 6, 2021 |
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Quetzalcoatlus was amazing, probably my favorite ancient animal ever. Still terrifying, tho.
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Alhazred posted:A crocodile with a safety helmet! That's the dorkiest animal yet. Even in the late Cretaceous, OSHA was still around.
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# ? Oct 6, 2021 11:48 |
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Could quetzelcoatlas actually fly? It looks really unlikely. It's one of those species that makes me wonder if the Cretaceous had ecological niches that simply don't exist anymore, or at least we're really underestimating how weird nature can get. Maybe quetzalcoatlas soared around, descending onto sauropod nests to feed. Maybe in that oxygen-rich atmosphere, it was able to run really freakin fast, or evaded predators by shrieking ultrasonically at them. Maybe it floated swanlike around continent-spanning knee-deep lakes. Maybe maybe maybe. Tree Bucket has a new favorite as of 13:15 on Oct 6, 2021 |
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Tree Bucket posted:Could quetzelcoatlas actually fly? It looks really unlikely. The paleontological world has been strenuously debating this question for over 40 years now.
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# ? Oct 6, 2021 14:03 |
Man, that reminds me of all of the bizarre sea creatures that the ocean spawned, like Opabinia here: Not two, not eight, but five eyes, a single, long trunk/tentacle with a clawed "grasper" at the end, and a mouth that didn't even have the decency to be located in the same place (apparently it was under the creature's "head"). When I think of cosmic horror and pulp sci-fi creatures that didn't settle for "little green men", I think of things that look a lot like this dummy. Its cousin, Anomalocaris, at least went for the more relatable "two eyes, two 'arms'" model, despite still looking like a googly-eyed freak in the end:
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# ? Oct 6, 2021 15:32 |
The best part of it is that it's name is Hallucigenia because the paleontologists didn't know what the gently caress it was. It took some time to realize what was legs and what was just weird back spines.
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Here's a great list of fuckin' weird prehistoric creature names: https://www.neatorama.com/2007/02/19/the-worlds-strangest-dinosaur-names/
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:Here's a great list of fuckin' weird prehistoric creature names: https://www.neatorama.com/2007/02/19/the-worlds-strangest-dinosaur-names/ LAPUTAVIS The promiscuous dinosaur.
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I always have to double-check the source when there's weird gigantic protrusions coming off of a prehistoric reconstruction, because of that one jackwagon who took grainy pre-existing photos of dinosaur fossils in matrix, and ran them through a sharpen filter a few times, and declared the jpeg artifacts were heretofore undiscovered soft tissue structures But apparently longisquama (this fellow) really was just kinda like this
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Phy posted:I always have to double-check the source when there's weird gigantic protrusions coming off of a prehistoric reconstruction, because of that one jackwagon who took grainy pre-existing photos of dinosaur fossils in matrix, and ran them through a sharpen filter a few times, and declared the jpeg artifacts were heretofore undiscovered soft tissue structures David Peters! https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Peters_(paleoartist) Here's some fun articles about his bullshit: https://blogs.scientificamerican.com/tetrapod-zoology/world-must-ignore-reptileevolution-com/ https://www.vice.com/en/article/vvb8kj/why-paleontologists-get-riled-up-over-this-heretical-pterosaur-concept-art
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Cream-of-Plenty posted:
Do you ever have a moment where you start thinking out loud about something confusing, then catch yourself saying the dumbest loving thing in the world? Because I was looking at this guy and busted out with "five eyes? Let's fuckin' do it! Five eyes!"
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:The paleontological world has been strenuously debating this question for over 40 years now. The current popular belief is yes they can, here's a fun video from on of my favorite paleo you tubes that covers just that. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8rVA9d_HCHM
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Antivehicular posted:Do you ever have a moment where you start thinking out loud about something confusing, then catch yourself saying the dumbest loving thing in the world? Because I was looking at this guy and busted out with "five eyes? Let's fuckin' do it! Five eyes!" Would you believe I did something very similar?
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You may be excited to know some modern insects (mantis, vespids, dragonflies) have five eyes, two big compound and three tiny simple ones. Opabinia and modern Arthropoda have the same common ancestry to the best of our knowledge.
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Carnotaurus - useless flappy arms and a stubby snout Unlike T-Rex, the arms of Carnotaurus and many other Abelisaurids probably were vestigial, and had lost or reduced bones in their arms and hands. They probably could wave the arms around a bit, but that's all.
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Weren't carnotaurus arm sockets really good at waving, too? Like those things had ridiculous range despite being vestigial? Imagining this mouth with legs running while twirling those nubs fills my heart with delight
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Mr.Chill posted:Weren't carnotaurus arm sockets really good at waving, too? Like those things had ridiculous range despite being vestigial? Imagining this mouth with legs running while twirling those nubs fills my heart with delight Yup also the socket was such that their arms at rest pointed back to their tail.
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Hungry Computer posted:Carnotaurus - useless flappy arms and a stubby snout
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:Oh they hand long legged 'galloping' crocodyliforms as well, such as the kaprosuchus which was maybe 20 feet in length and had ridiculous tusk-like teeth: Crocodylomorphs seldom get the recognition they deserve. People look at them today and think it represents something ancient and primitive just because the semi aquatic forms remain. When we’ve just lost a bunch of diversity and living crocodilians are not fully representive of past croc diversity. Heck, modern crocodilians are not particularly old (in line with modern mammal lineages) nor the first to go semi aquatic, but it proved to be a stable niche. The crocodylomorph clade eusuchia, one of few who survived the kt-extinction, and which all extant crocodilians belong to, stem from the Cretaceous, and crocodilians themselves diverged in late Cretaceous. By then marsupials and placentals had already diverged. The crocodilian body plan and semi aquatic habits go back to the jurassic Neosuchia, but the more basal crocodylomorph clades we know of were more terrestrial. The lounged walking and semi-aquatic lifestyle in a way are the more derived traits for that big group. Many crocs had shorter snouts, could climb, more erect and gracile like greyhounds… some were fully marine with fin-like tails and legs. Some were insectivores and even a herbivore among them. This is for example one of the most basal crocodylomorphs known: Check out simosuchus for a cool herbivore crocomorph. Some of the more terrestrial Notosuchians or their sister group (the Sebecosuchians) even survived the KT-extinction alongside crocodilians, until the Miocene and were for a while the largest land predators, continuing to fill large predator niches since the Jurassic. Makes me wonder what made the last sebecosuchians go extinct well after the KT since they’ve long been successful. Here is Langstonia, one of the last sebecosuchians of the Miocene and thus the last non-crocodilian crocodylomorph. And from the late Cretaceous, Simosuchus, a herbivore notosuchian pug-croc! Falukorv has a new favorite as of 16:17 on Oct 8, 2021 |
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https://twitter.com/FredtheDinoman/status/1432384588840677381
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How about the Tully Monster (Tullimonstrum)? A creature so drat weird that it has been variously classified as a mollusc, an arthropod, a conodont, a worm, and a vertebrate.
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7c Nickel posted:How about the Tully Monster (Tullimonstrum)? That is clearly a flamingo.
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diggin the new grass type starter.
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Tree Bucket posted:Could quetzelcoatlas actually fly? It looks really unlikely. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ALziqtuLxBQ Cream-of-Plenty posted:Man, that reminds me of all of the bizarre sea creatures that the ocean spawned, like Opabinia here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3v-0G5u0Njo
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# ? Oct 9, 2021 19:02 |
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Like in many male species of flies.
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# ? Oct 12, 2021 16:33 |
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Better bring yer gun there are TERROR BIRDS afoot! These are SCARY BIRBS! These birds loved standing next to silhouettes of significantly smaller humans!
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They look like the Ginyu Force of birbs
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# ? Oct 12, 2021 20:56 |
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I'm pretty sure I had to shoot over this guy in mini golf once
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# ? Oct 12, 2021 22:02 |
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This has to be one of those "whoops we forgot that skulls are covered in soft tissue" illustrations, right?
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# ? Oct 14, 2021 17:09 |
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Terror birds ignored the KT memo regarding who is to be top dog.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NcqBtdwVQY4
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The toxodon was a boring basic-bitch hornless rhino thing which was completely uninteresting except for two facts: 1) Charles Darwin was one of the first people to collect toxodon fossils, paying a Uruguayan farmer 18 pence for a skull, and 2) it has some big-rear end novelty nerd teeth: Since the teeth are pretty much the toxodon's only interesting physical feature a lot of the paleo art makes it look like a dumb goober nerd: That photo comes from a hilariously rundown prehistoric animal sculpture park in Cordisburgo, Brazil https://www.google.com/maps/place/Stones+Zoo/@-19.1221006,-44.3180069,343m/
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The head off this one would make a great avatar.
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Pershing posted:The head off this one would make a great avatar. Toxxodon
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# ? Oct 18, 2021 20:09 |
Congrats, South America. You managed to make saber toothed tigers look uncool.
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That guy draws a lot of weird-rear end paleo stuff: https://www.deviantart.com/sheather888/gallery ..... but this one seems to be based on actual conjecture that thylacosmilus' saber fangs might have been used to break open termite nests: https://www.reddit.com/r/Naturewasmetal/comments/hi2co9/thylacosmilus_was_really_really_weird/
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