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So the exhaust fan in my bathroom died after 12 years of service, went a grabbed a new model from the store and installed it this morning. The thing moves more air than the old one (good), but is whisper quiet (WTF?!?!). I depend on all that racket to cover the sound of my pooping and peeing! What the heck do I do? All suggestions welcome.
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spacetoaster posted:So the exhaust fan in my bathroom died after 12 years of service, went a grabbed a new model from the store and installed it this morning. Put a card or something in it like bike spokes
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Oct 4, 2021 15:34
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Scream constantly
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Oct 4, 2021 15:34
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Boner M posted:Put a card or something in it like bike spokes I thought about it, but that could mess with the air flow. Trust me, you do NOT want a problem with pumping that air out of there. Who What Now posted:Scream constantly This is definitely going on the list of possibilities.
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Oct 4, 2021 15:38
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just scream op. gently caress beaten. but yeah how can two people on the internet be wrong?
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Oct 4, 2021 15:40
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turn on the shower, then get into the shower, and poop and pee in the shower
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Oct 4, 2021 15:40
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Put a radio or something in there for music while you poop. It’ll be just like using the shitter at an Applebee’s.
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Oct 4, 2021 15:42
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Make fart noises with your mouth, so nobody can tell the difference between the real ones and the fake ones.
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Oct 4, 2021 15:43
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grunting in satisfaction of your excellent movement will be the perfect cover.
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Oct 4, 2021 15:44
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Alternatively run the tap and shower while you poop and waste a hundred gallons of fresh water so you won’t be embarrassed by the sound of eliminating your own fetid waste.
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Oct 4, 2021 15:44
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put some poop into the fan
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Oct 4, 2021 15:44
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blast fart noises from your phone at max volume
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Oct 4, 2021 15:45
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What is it like $20, change it out again
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Oct 4, 2021 15:46
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stick a baseball card in the fan https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FLimv9aL2WQ&t=60s Schweinhund fucked around with this message at 15:50 on Oct 4, 2021 |
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Oct 4, 2021 15:47
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Schweinhund posted:stick a baseball card in the fan Spend months, years, expanding his foreskin, cutting it off, and then drying it into a card shape and sticking it in the fan. Like thos dried pigs ears you give to dogs
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Oct 4, 2021 15:49
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Stop pooping.
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Oct 4, 2021 15:49
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hot cocoa on the couch posted:turn on the shower, then get into the shower, and poop and pee in the shower
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Oct 4, 2021 15:51
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Have you tried pooping in a sock OP?
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Oct 4, 2021 15:56
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stick a baseball card in the fan to make a sound oh someone else said this already well they were right to i agree with them
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Oct 4, 2021 15:59
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Move the bathroom to a different area of the house where it’s farther away from anyone who might hear you pooping.
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Oct 4, 2021 16:00
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Start pooping with the fan off and the door open to establish dominance.
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Oct 4, 2021 16:00
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Stick or rub poop into the fan you sick gently caress
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Oct 4, 2021 16:01
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These are all really good suggestions.
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Oct 4, 2021 16:10
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Instead of an exhaust fan get an invigorate fan, not surprising it gave out, it's there in the name
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Oct 4, 2021 16:32
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play the fiddle while you diddle
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Oct 4, 2021 16:52
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Schweinhund posted:stick a baseball card in the fan Legit expected that kid to get slammed by a car the instant he left the driveway. What is wrong with me
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Oct 4, 2021 17:04
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jesus, eat some fiber.
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Oct 4, 2021 17:09
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Get a https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EF1tQ3FhPKg Fire it every time you eject your plop. Comedy poop.
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Oct 4, 2021 17:13
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Clearly you need to install a waterfall feature in your bathroom, op
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Oct 4, 2021 17:22
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Buy one of those fancy Japanese bidets that have an Otohime, a "Japanese toilet function that reproduces the sound of running water to mask bodily sounds."
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Oct 4, 2021 17:34
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Boner M posted:
Dogs?
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Oct 4, 2021 17:43
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if you need some noise, keep a balloon next to the toilet and inflate it every time you go in for a bm, then slowly let the air out through a pinched nozzle. reinflate and repeat as many times as necessary.
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Oct 4, 2021 17:54
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Poop and pee into your hand.
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Oct 4, 2021 20:29
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Get an air horn and honk it along with your grunts and plops. No one will notice your gross rear end making GBS threads noises.
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Oct 4, 2021 20:35
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Mr. Bung posted:Get a https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EF1tQ3FhPKg Or just play This after every peepee and poopie sound. People will think you are just chilling in the bathroom watching 90s sitcoms.
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Oct 4, 2021 20:40
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Air purifier. Not only will it suck mold particles out of your bathroom but the VREEEEE noise it makes will cover up so much noise you could gently caress in your bathroom and no one would ever know. Only issue is it requires filter maintenance
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Oct 4, 2021 20:43
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no reason to feel shame. let your rear end be loud and proud
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Oct 4, 2021 20:59
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blast dubstep from your phone whilst pooping
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Oct 4, 2021 21:05
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Just own it up op and fart and pee away
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Oct 4, 2021 21:24
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BigBadSteve posted:Poop and pee into your hand.
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