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Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

Oh look it's the draft. It literally doesn't matter. There is no battle for brand supremacy anymore so... yeah, I dunno. Ratings?

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Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

I predict they break up the Hurt Business

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

They should keep the Smackdown title on Raw and Raw title on Smackdown to make it really dumb.

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

Codependent Poster posted:

I predict they break up the Hurt Business

Maybe it's a fake-out where they briefly break it up then put it back together

E: Am I insane or has becky picked up some of seth's mannerisms

Fluffy Bunnies fucked around with this message at 01:07 on Oct 5, 2021

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

becky is unrecognizable

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

Fallen Rib
Is Becky just doing an accent that hard or what?

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Every time I see Bianca I'm shocked at how big her arms are

She has some loving guns

Dacap
Jul 8, 2008

I've been involved in a number of cults, both as a leader and a follower.

You have more fun as a follower. But you make more money as a leader.



Stupid WWE not realizing that Becky's success was mostly a fan rejection of Rousey and Charlotte and now we just have 2 Charlottes

xbilkis
Apr 11, 2005

god qb
me
jay hova
Charlotte doing the “What” chant to the crowd made me lol

“We’re doing Bianca-Charlotte!!!! and also two rematches” also made me lol, but that one was not intended

DarkstarIV
Apr 6, 2010

OFFICIAL RACIST

Dacap posted:

Stupid WWE not realizing that Becky's success was mostly a fan rejection of Rousey and Charlotte and now we just have 2 Charlottes

We may possibly have three Charlottes by this time next year with the rate Bianca is getting pushed.

The Lord of Hats
Aug 22, 2010

Hello, yes! Is being very good day for posting, no?
I feel like WWE entrances lean really hard on “look how loving huge this screen is!” in lieu of any kind of focus on the wrestler. It makes them feel really small to me.

Dacap
Jul 8, 2008

I've been involved in a number of cults, both as a leader and a follower.

You have more fun as a follower. But you make more money as a leader.



The Lord of Hats posted:

I feel like WWE entrances lean really hard on “look how loving huge this screen is!” in lieu of any kind of focus on the wrestler. It makes them feel really small to me.

I also hate how the screens are so big to show nothing. Entrance trons used to be compilations of the wrestler hitting their finisher and looking cool, now it's just their logos on a .gif loop

Renaissance Spam
Jun 5, 2010

Can it wait a for a bit? I'm in the middle of some *gyrations*


David Flair was truly on the cutting edge.

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

is Jeff Hardy just dancing around in the ring or what

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

Fallen Rib
20 minutes and no wrestling

DarkstarIV
Apr 6, 2010

OFFICIAL RACIST
Its hilarious that the top two women on Smackdown are both heels now. Charlotte and Sasha.

The Lord of Hats
Aug 22, 2010

Hello, yes! Is being very good day for posting, no?
First lockup at 23 minutes in. AEW would’ve had an entire match by now.

Hardy fighting his way out of harm’s…



Way.

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


Digital Jedi posted:

20 minutes and no wrestling

Hate when I watch the "no skiing" show and there's no skiing on it.

The Lord of Hats
Aug 22, 2010

Hello, yes! Is being very good day for posting, no?
So… Hardy hits the twist of fate to set up a swanton bomb, pins Priest and… gets rolled up and loses. The loss is whatever, but… goddammit, why? This helps nobody!

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

I don't think Johnny would approve.

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

Fallen Rib
Stop saying snake

Stop talking all together

Dacap
Jul 8, 2008

I've been involved in a number of cults, both as a leader and a follower.

You have more fun as a follower. But you make more money as a leader.



Former Wrestlemania main card competitor debuts for the first time on the main roster

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

Fallen Rib
So who is the last 'legend' Orton has killed in like kayfabe story?

Renaissance Spam
Jun 5, 2010

Can it wait a for a bit? I'm in the middle of some *gyrations*


The Lord of Hats posted:

So… Hardy hits the twist of fate to set up a swanton bomb, pins Priest and… gets rolled up and loses. The loss is whatever, but… goddammit, why? This helps nobody!

I have recently learned that the WWE match structure of 90% heat means neither worker actually gets to show off and engage the crowd, which is why wins are the only way to get someone over.

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION

Digital Jedi posted:

So who is the last 'legend' Orton has killed in like kayfabe story?

Christian maybe?

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Blaise330 posted:

Christian maybe?

Or Big Show

Or Mark Henry

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

Fallen Rib
Going to get Shaemus vs Drew on SmackDown! YES!

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Boogs is an accessory to Nakamura

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

Fallen Rib
That was Dana's first TV match since June 28th

Edit: So Uso's going to get traded before Crown Jewel?

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

what the gently caress :lol: ESCAPE THE UNDERTAKER

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

Fallen Rib

Fluffy Bunnies posted:

what the gently caress :lol: ESCAPE THE UNDERTAKER
Watch the trailer!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ldgpvlN8XL4

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Fluffy Bunnies posted:

what the gently caress :lol: ESCAPE THE UNDERTAKER

Looks pretty fun, actually.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Codependent Poster posted:

Looks pretty fun, actually.

:yeah:

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

Fallen Rib
Is Xia going to come with Mei Ying?

ASenileAnimal
Dec 21, 2017

i dont get why the draft is supposed to be a big deal they just shuffle around 4 of the same 10 people you see every week

DarkstarIV
Apr 6, 2010

OFFICIAL RACIST

Digital Jedi posted:

Is Xia going to come with Mei Ying?

No. Mei Ying has been doing her own thing in NXT, and it really loving sucks.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

That's the worst mashup theme I've ever heard

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION
IT SHOULDA BEEN ME

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

CONTINUITY

No AJ Lee though lol

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Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

Fallen Rib
They cropped that first shot of them 2. Feel like another was standing there

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