SA2K's 2021 Quarterback Rankings: Quarter Pole

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a neat cape: Feb 22, 2007; Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Hello friends.

We are finished with week 4 in the NFL. A quarter of the season(ok a little less because of game 17) has passed. That means it is time to update my rankings. A lot has changed in four weeks! Some QBs on the first list will not be on this list. Some new faces will appear. Let's do this.

1. Aaron Rodgers
2. Patrick Mahomes
3. Lamar Jackson
4. Kyler Murray
5. Justin Herbert
6. Russell Wilson
7. Joe Burrow
8. Matt Stafford
9. Tom Brady
10. Derek Carr
11. Dak Prescott
12. Josh Allen
13. Sam Darnold
14. Baker Mayfield
15. Kirk Cousins
16. Jameis Winston
17. Jalen Hurts
18. Ryan Tannehill
19. Teddy Bridgewater
20. Daniel Jones
21. Matt Ryan
22. Jimmy Garappalo
23. Taylor Heinecke
24. Jared Goff
25. Carson Wentz
26. Andy Dalton
27. Trevor Lawrence
28. Ben Roethlisberger
29. Zach Wilson
30. Mac Jones
31. Jacoby Brissett
32. Davis Mills

I will see you all after Week 8

# ? Oct 5, 2021 06:53

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# ? May 3, 2024 13:13

a patagonian cavy: Jan 12, 2009; UUA CVG 230000 KZID /RM TODAY IS THE FIRST DAY OF THE BENGALS DYNASTY

Joe burrow.

# ? Oct 5, 2021 06:55

DC Murderverse: Nov 10, 2016; "Tell that to Zod's snapped neck!"

You should separate Jameis into �Good Jameis� and �Bad Jameis�

The former is right above Lamar Jackson and the latter is right below Brissett

Edit:also Ben should be below Mac Jones that old man sucks poo poo and if his body keeps giving out he�s gonna be replaced by Mason Rudolph by the end of the year

# ? Oct 5, 2021 07:10

Sour Diesel: Jan 30, 2010

this is the official list

# ? Oct 5, 2021 07:15

BrownThunder: Oct 26, 2005; EXTEND BEN!
Forever and ever and ever

This is the official correct list as is

# ? Oct 5, 2021 09:47

Chucktesla: Jul 13, 2014

a neat cape posted:

5. Justin Herbert

# ? Oct 5, 2021 10:54

Mr. Nice!: Oct 13, 2005; c-spam cannot afford

Dak behind Carr. Ross is trolling yet again.

# ? Oct 5, 2021 12:10

MrLogan: Feb 4, 2004; Ask me about Derek Carr's stolen MVP awards, those dastardly refs, and, oh yeah, having the absolute worst fucking gimmick in The Football Funhouse.

Mr. Nice! posted:

Dak behind Carr. Ross is trolling yet again.

Agreed. Dak should be lower.

# ? Oct 5, 2021 12:14

Mr. Nice!: Oct 13, 2005; c-spam cannot afford

Chargers defense completely breaks a qb. :hmmyes:

this guy should be ranked higher than the guy that handily beat the chargers a few weeks ago.

# ? Oct 5, 2021 12:22

indigi: Jul 20, 2004; ^{how can we not talk about family

when family's all that we got?}

Stafford too high

# ? Oct 5, 2021 13:09

Amy Pole Her: Jun 17, 2002

What is taken into account with these rankings? Strictly performance or are we taking personality into account?

# ? Oct 5, 2021 13:09

fartknocker: Oct 28, 2012; Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.; Wedge Regret

7/10 solid list

# ? Oct 5, 2021 13:22

Chucktesla: Jul 13, 2014

Josh Allen might be better than Dak at this moment

# ? Oct 5, 2021 14:34

Impossibly Perfect Sphere: Nov 6, 2002; They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

I'm going to make my own QB list, with blackjack, and hookers.

# ? Oct 5, 2021 14:40

HOTLANTA MAN: Jul 4, 2010; by Hand Knit; Lipstick Apathy

This list is correct on all accounts

# ? Oct 5, 2021 14:53

Metapod: Mar 18, 2012

Ty for realizing your mistake and putting kyler in a spot more fitting

# ? Oct 5, 2021 14:54

3 DONG HORSE: May 22, 2008; I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

Teddy seems about right, I am pleasantly surprised.

# ? Oct 5, 2021 15:22

MikeRabsitch: Aug 23, 2004; Show us what you got, what you got

List looks good to me

# ? Oct 5, 2021 15:30

Blitz of 404 Error: Sep 19, 2007; Joe Biden is a top 15 president

Great list, thanks for sharing

# ? Oct 5, 2021 15:36

GNU Order: Feb 28, 2011; That's a paddlin'

two questions:

Why did you make a new thread?

Why did you rank Andy Dalton instead of Justin Fields?

# ? Oct 5, 2021 15:37

Sour Diesel: Jan 30, 2010

Mr. Nice! posted:

Chargers defense completely breaks a qb. this guy should be ranked higher than the guy that handily beat the chargers a few weeks ago.

handily?

statlines kinda similar tbh

# ? Oct 5, 2021 15:59

Chucktesla: Jul 13, 2014

The chargers, no matter how many yards they give up on defense, will have the opponent score at least one touchdown less than their season average and the quarterback will play below expectation. The scheme works

# ? Oct 5, 2021 16:03

indigi: Jul 20, 2004; ^{how can we not talk about family

when family's all that we got?}

GNU Order posted:

two questions:

Why did you make a new thread?

Why did you rank Andy Dalton instead of Justin Fields?

Because Andy Dalton is still the starter.

# ? Oct 5, 2021 16:08

Metapod: Mar 18, 2012

Sour Diesel posted:

handily?

statlines kinda similar tbh

They only barely won because the chargers had 20 offensive penalties lmao

# ? Oct 5, 2021 16:32

Athanatos: Jun 7, 2006; Est. 1967

GNU Order posted:

two questions:

Why did you make a new thread?

Why did you rank Andy Dalton instead of Justin Fields?

https://twitter.com/brgridiron/status/1445048925451325446

# ? Oct 5, 2021 16:36

MrLogan: Feb 4, 2004; Ask me about Derek Carr's stolen MVP awards, those dastardly refs, and, oh yeah, having the absolute worst fucking gimmick in The Football Funhouse.

Metapod posted:

They only barely won because the chargers had 20 offensive penalties lmao

I mean, the Chargers only beat the Raiders because the NFL instructed the refs to make it happen.

# ? Oct 5, 2021 17:03

Metapod: Mar 18, 2012

Logan can you not be a pissbaby over the 4th worst franchise over the last 20 years losing a game one time

# ? Oct 5, 2021 17:05

MrLogan: Feb 4, 2004; Ask me about Derek Carr's stolen MVP awards, those dastardly refs, and, oh yeah, having the absolute worst fucking gimmick in The Football Funhouse.

Metapod posted:

Logan can you not be a pissbaby over the 4th worst franchise over the last 20 years losing a game one time

It's now 8 games over Gruden's tenure that the Raiders have been obviously ref scammed. The 3 games in 2019 & 2020 cost the Raiders a playoff spot. If the NFL does three games again this year then I'm pulling an Eifert and never watching football again.

That's what Eifert did, right?

# ? Oct 5, 2021 17:10

Diqnol: May 10, 2010

Daniel Jones at 20.

Daniel Jones? At 20?

Daniel Jones at 20!

# ? Oct 5, 2021 17:23

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indigi posted:

Stafford too high

COUNTERPOINT: staff too low

# ? Oct 5, 2021 17:27

fartknocker: Oct 28, 2012; Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.; Wedge Regret

Actually, the ranking has an issue: The best quarterback this season has been Eli Manning:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iEw67BIaW5A

# ? Oct 5, 2021 17:35

Mr. Nice!: Oct 13, 2005; c-spam cannot afford

Sour Diesel posted:

handily?

statlines kinda similar tbh

If you notice, the Cowboys scheme their offense weekly to fit their opponents. In the Chargers case, that was running the ball down their throat. Dak did everything he needed to with his arm, and he called the right plays from the line.

# ? Oct 5, 2021 17:50

indigi: Jul 20, 2004; ^{how can we not talk about family

when family's all that we got?}

Mr. Nice! posted:

If you notice, the Cowboys scheme their offense weekly to fit their opponents. In the Chargers case, that was running the ball down their throat. Dak did everything he needed to with his arm, and he called the right plays from the line.

so the Pollard handily beat them

# ? Oct 5, 2021 18:01

Sour Diesel: Jan 30, 2010

Mr. Nice! posted:

If you notice, the Cowboys scheme their offense weekly to fit their opponents. In the Chargers case, that was running the ball down their throat. Dak did everything he needed to with his arm, and he called the right plays from the line.

and carr is carrying his team therefore dak #11

# ? Oct 5, 2021 18:28