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Feelin cute. Might delete later
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I'm gay
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Oct 7, 2021 04:16
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uhhhh, what century is this?
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Oct 7, 2021 04:28
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Man I miss sunsets.
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Oct 7, 2021 04:39
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You ever tell motherfuckers not to iceskate uphill?
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Oct 7, 2021 05:56
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Did I say children of the night? I meant hecken good puppers this evening!
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Oct 7, 2021 06:42
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You know when you're like taking a walk and you see an interesting house and you gaze through the door and down the hall and your focus cuts past the ceiling to the far bedroom upstairs and the tiniest breath of a sleeping girl is like the roar of the ocean inside your ears? No? Oh, ok.
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Oct 7, 2021 08:21
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Pardner, the stake-out at the Italian restaurant tomorrow morning is all you.
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Oct 7, 2021 08:31
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I suck
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Oct 7, 2021 08:35
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Ugh, is that garlic??? How can you eat that poo poo? I refuse to have it anywhere near me.
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Oct 7, 2021 10:08
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Oh dear, you got caught in the rain? Your clothes are soaked. Let me lend you some of mine. I hope you like black leather.
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Oct 7, 2021 10:11
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Did you know that you have exactly 10421 grains of rice in your kitchen? I counted them. Haha, no reason.
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Oct 7, 2021 10:51
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greetings fellow human adolescents don’t mind me I am just pursuing an age appropriate relationship with a teenage minor high school girl she can come hang out at my house full of weird quiet adults who all appear to be the same age we can talk about human things, like how nice she smells
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Oct 7, 2021 14:16
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oh this creepy fog? It follows me around when I'm stalking err I mean when I'm going on my nightly walks...through graveyards
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Oct 7, 2021 14:26
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Myrddin_Emrys posted:I suck lol 
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Oct 7, 2021 14:44
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im white
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Oct 7, 2021 15:51
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*sniff sniff* Hey Carl, your hemorrhoid finally pop?
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Oct 7, 2021 16:54
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I love sucking erections cuz they’re full of blood!
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Oct 7, 2021 17:21
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*is extremely sexy but never fucks
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Oct 7, 2021 17:24
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHEHrIVpeXU
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Oct 7, 2021 17:33
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*bumps into an acquaintance I haven't seen since high school, more than 20 years ago* Man! You haven't changed a bit! Hehehe... yeah.. just... uhhh.... healthy living I guess...hehe
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Oct 7, 2021 17:55
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Jay_Zombie posted:*bumps into an acquaintance I haven't seen since high school, more than 20 years ago* Yeah, I guess you could call them juice cleanses.
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Oct 7, 2021 18:29
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cult_hero posted:Yeah, I guess you could call them juice cleanses. Staying out of the sun helps too.
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Oct 7, 2021 20:12
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Hang on man, I just have to untangle all these knots on this fish net. I know, I know, it's gonna take forever but it's just something I have to do. I got like OCD or something.
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Oct 7, 2021 20:29
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Hinting about being a vampire is only the first part. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zaVFzcb41-k
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Oct 8, 2021 12:42
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I don't like fried food
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