Tell me you're a vampire without telling me you're a vampire

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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > Tell me you're a vampire without telling me you're a vampire

Songbearer: Jul 12, 2007; Fuck you say?

Hey thanks for the beverage but do you uuh do you have a straw? I love to suck haha I guess you could say it's "my thing". Good old Songbearer will suck just about anything, you name it!! Lollies, sweeties, _{your blood} EVEN A BIG OL' DICK haha

Yeah I know you don't drink red wine with a straw can you just, just go look? Take your time, don't worry about me or keeping your back turned to me haha I'm just your crazy ol' pal!!!