Tell me you're a vampire without telling me you're a vampire

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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > Tell me you're a vampire without telling me you're a vampire

Tiberius Christ: Mar 4, 2009

oh, why am I counting all these grains of rice that accidentally was spilled on the floor?

umm...I have autism?

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Tiberius Christ: Mar 4, 2009

these are not my vampire brides, i am a simple transylvanian bigamist, and we didnt kill that baby it was dead when we found it!

keanu: most excellent, count dude.

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Tiberius Christ: Mar 4, 2009

Hey Frost, check this out I was at this gun show and bought this cool blade...

BLADE?! WHERE?

*jumps out window, hissing*

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Tiberius Christ: Mar 4, 2009

Did I say children of the night? I meant hecken good puppers this evening!

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Tiberius Christ: Mar 4, 2009

oh this creepy fog? It follows me around when I'm stalking err I mean when I'm going on my nightly walks...through graveyards

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