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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > Tell me you're a vampire without telling me you're a vampire
 
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the holy poopacy
May 16, 2009

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Look, I'm sorry I freaked out when you suggested we go out for steak. It's just... uh... my parents died at a steak restaurant? They both simultaneously choked to death and could not give each other the Heimlich because they were busy choking to death. So I get nervous when people talk about steaks. It's all very natural, you see.

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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > Tell me you're a vampire without telling me you're a vampire