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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > Tell me you're a vampire without telling me you're a vampire
 
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Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010
 *rings doorbell* Hey man what's up! Happy birthday! *waves at people inside*

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Yeah you gotta be like "in defiance of the LORD I hereby invite into my home" just kind of a weird thing for me haha, you just gotta say that

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Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010
 bites ur neck

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Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010
 hiking not listed as a hobby on tinder profile

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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > Tell me you're a vampire without telling me you're a vampire