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“No, I’m not a vampire. I get asked that all the time. I know I’ve got these elongated canine teeth, but that’s… because of something else.” *pulls out mirror and shows you I’ve got a reflection* “See, not a vampire. Now, is this cutlery silver? I… have an allergy to silver.” *looks nervously outside window to check phase of moon* “What? I’m just really into astronomy. That’s aWWWWWLLL!” *clears throat* “Sorry. I don’t know what came over me. You got any rare steaks up in this shiznit?”
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Why is there a cape in my living room? You remember that old cartoon, Darkwing Duck? Well, I like to cosplay as him at conventions. “I AM THE TERROR THAT FLAPS IN THE NIGHT!” You know, Darkwing Duck.
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