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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > Tell me you're a vampire without telling me you're a vampire
 
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AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
 *gasp* no! Don't put that garlic in! Whatever you do!!!

Don't you know the pre-diced kind has no flavor? Lets just skip the garlic entirely for now.

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AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
 Sir... I can assure you, your loved one will be properly supported in the afterlife. Our coffins are made to last.

Sir, this is... highly unusual, please don't do that.

me: *jumping up in down inside the coffin* not sure about this one.. I like it a little more firm.

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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > Tell me you're a vampire without telling me you're a vampire