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STABASS
Apr 18, 2009

Fun Shoe
my own investigative team, The Crime Lords, will be looking into this and I will keep you all informed of our findings.

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Gasmask
Apr 27, 2003

And if thou gaze long into an abyss, the abyss will also gaze into thee

dangerstepp posted:

May the families of the victims finally be at peace.

Though they're probably all long dead, too. :(

yes most of the victims are dead

Ventral EggSac
Dec 3, 2019

Gasmask posted:

yes most of the victims are dead

there should be a law

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins

Vegetable posted:

Shouldn't they arrest Glynn or something for not reporting knowledge of a crime to the authorities

I don't think that's a crime.

Read After Burning
Feb 19, 2013

"All this, for me? 💃Ah, you didn't have to! 🥰"

Gasmask posted:

yes most of the victims are dead

If they had taken some ivermectin, things would be different.

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
Is there any real evidence that murder victims don't want to be killed. We seem to infer a lot from the fact that people who have survived murder attempts are happy to be alive. But these are all people who experienced a failed murder. Hell of a selection bias.

Genesplicer
Oct 19, 2002

I give your invention the worst grade imaginable: An A-minus-minus!

Total Clam
I remember my school bus was escorted by a police car for an entire school year because Zodiac had made a threat that he was going to hit a school bus. My wife had a history teacher in high school whose daughter was killed by Zodiac.


Small world or something.

Bloopsy
Jun 1, 2006

you have been visited by the Tasty Garlic Bread. you will be blessed by having good Garlic Bread in your life time, but only if you comment "ty garlic bread" in the thread below

Genesplicer posted:

I remember my school bus was escorted by a police car for an entire school year because Zodiac had made a threat that he was going to hit a school bus. My wife had a history teacher in high school whose daughter was killed by Zodiac.


Small world or something.

Was reading this post thinking the op has to be old as hell and then I looked up and it’s the ol Splicer himself.

sigher
Apr 22, 2008

My guiding Moonlight...



ProperCoochie posted:

Was he police? Army? Marine? Which organization made him into a blood gurgling psychopath that should butcher human bodies at the slightest provocation?

"Society."

a mysterious cloak
Apr 5, 2003

Leave me alone, dad, I'm with my friends!


Patton Oswalt. It was Patton Oswalt.

Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH
Named themselves zodiac to throw everyone off, clearly only a teenage girl would chose that name

I have solved the case, cyndi lauper is the zodiac killer

Cacator
Aug 6, 2005

You're quite good at turning me on.


Just hanging out with old man Zodiac, or "Zodie" as he liked to be called...

Quotey
Aug 16, 2006

We went out for lunch and then we stopped for some bubble tea.

Gasmask posted:

yes most of the victims are dead

the two guys he failed to kill are still alive

e: as well as genesplicer, potential target

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
What if genesplicer is the zodiac killer :tinfoil:

DrVenkman
Dec 28, 2005

I think he can hear you, Ray.
https://twitter.com/haileykrispy/status/1445872629974327296?t=jyIeJLbaJxpI__bsK2OmCQ&s=19

runnypoops
Mar 26, 2016

been there. done that. prove yourself to me.
It was me i killed all the zodiacs im rly sorry tho

SidneyIsTheKiller
Jul 16, 2019

I did fall asleep reading a particularly erotic chapter
in my grandmother's journal.

She wrote very detailed descriptions of her experiences...

Good lord I can absolutely believe that guy is the zodiac killer. This is like someone posting pics being all chummy with the creature from the black lagoon or something

Sentinel
Jan 1, 2009

High Tech
Low Life


"Yeah I mean he might've killed some people but he could bbq a mean rack of ribs"

Boner M
Sep 21, 2021

by Hand Knit
Its an advert for a Netflix series or some poo poo.

Julius CSAR
Oct 3, 2007

by sebmojo

Sentinel posted:

"Yeah I mean he might've killed some people but he could bbq a mean rack of ribs"

He’s from California so I highly doubt this.

Philthy
Jan 28, 2003

Pillbug

quote:

The Case Breakers, a team of more than 40 detectives, journalists and military intelligence officers

Bets they all hang out on a message board and discord complaining about Obama and immigrants all day.

Ventral EggSac
Dec 3, 2019

So what's his sign

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Ventral EggSac posted:

So what's his sign

SidneyIsTheKiller
Jul 16, 2019

I did fall asleep reading a particularly erotic chapter
in my grandmother's journal.

She wrote very detailed descriptions of her experiences...
I remember in the 90s I had an idea for a fighting gamr where each character was based on a different asteological sign and it'd be called "Zodiac Killers."

I'd still like to play that game.

Mooey Cow
Jan 27, 2018

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Pillbug
Turns out the real Zodiac killer was the friends we made along the way, and frankly they should all go to jail.

codo27
Apr 21, 2008

Why is this case so interesting to me thats whats killing me

I just dont loving get it. They solved the big rear end cipher, and the 32 character, and then claimed the 13 as well but it seemed incomplete in the video. But none of that gives a name. And this about "removing the letters from his name reveals a different message" well what is it then? I want to believe but I think its just all bullshit at this point

codo27 fucked around with this message at 14:47 on Oct 8, 2021

Borden
Jul 23, 2008

https://www.rollingstone.com/culture/culture-news/zodiac-killer-expert-debunks-identity-theory-1238068/

Don't talk so soon. The Zodiak Killer can still be out and about

Bape Culture
Sep 13, 2006


Wow ive never seen a guy as Not Mad as this. It’s definitely true

codo27
Apr 21, 2008

Printing that is almost as embarrassing as their recently updated greatest songs of all times list.

Wasn't ALA ruled out by DNA?

Bronze Fonz
Feb 14, 2019




codo27 posted:

Printing that is almost as embarrassing as their recently updated greatest songs of all times list.

Wasn't ALA ruled out by DNA?

In 2002, the SFPD developed a partial DNA profile from the saliva on stamps and envelopes of Zodiac's letters. The SFPD compared this partial DNA to the DNA of Arthur Leigh Allen.[113][114] A DNA comparison was also made with the DNA of Don Cheney, who was Allen's former close friend and the first person to suggest Allen may be the Zodiac Killer.

Since neither test result indicated a match, Allen and Cheney were excluded as the contributors of the DNA.[115]


https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zodiac_Killer#Arthur_Leigh_Allen

Borden
Jul 23, 2008

Bape Culture posted:

Wow ive never seen a guy as Not Mad as this. It’s definitely true

There's a whole subculture around people trying to figure out the identity of the Zodiac Killer. They even have conventions and stuff. It would really ruin things if they figured out who the Zodiac killer was. I mean to the point where people would accept it.

Flowers for QAnon
May 20, 2019

codo27 posted:

Why is this case so interesting to me thats whats killing me

I just dont loving get it. They solved the big rear end cipher, and the 32 character, and then claimed the 13 as well but it seemed incomplete in the video. But none of that gives a name. And this about "removing the letters from his name reveals a different message" well what is it then? I want to believe but I think its just all bullshit at this point

Pretty sure it was established that Zodiac thought he was big-brained, but his ciphers proved him to be small-brained. Basic chud poo poo.

Mooey Cow
Jan 27, 2018

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Pillbug
Upon being denied membership in the official smart man's club (no dummies allowed) for the third time, Zodiac said: "I'll show them! I'll do the smartest thing there is: Commit a bunch of random murders! Then they'll have let me join."

And so he did and finally he was allowed in.

a mysterious cloak
Apr 5, 2003

Leave me alone, dad, I'm with my friends!



<frantically calling any news organization that will answer the phone>

"My dad worked for a different newspaper at the same time, and a different serial killer mailed letters to his newspaper, but had no involvement with either case, but I heard about it as a kid, therefore I'm the loving Zodiac authority! I have a website!"

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
You think it's too late for me to become friends with the C-SPAM shooter and post pictures of us on Facebook for that sweet e-cred?

The_Rob
Feb 1, 2007

Blah blah blah blah!!

a mysterious cloak posted:

<frantically calling any news organization that will answer the phone>

"My dad worked for a different newspaper at the same time, and a different serial killer mailed letters to his newspaper, but had no involvement with either case, but I heard about it as a kid, therefore I'm the loving Zodiac authority! I have a website!"

I mean legit they have no proof of anything though. Saying he has the same forehead lines as the police composite sketch is literally nothing. Police composite sketches are absolutely useless

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Mega64 posted:

You think it's too late for me to become friends with the C-SPAM shooter and post pictures of us on Facebook for that sweet e-cred?

Eh if you want street cred go with someone who actually succeeded in their murders, like the sub goon or caro :shrug:

Legin Noslen
Sep 9, 2004
Fortified with Rhiboflavin
Just goes to show you really gotta hand it to that ol' Zodiac boy I tell you what

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.

The_Rob posted:

I mean legit they have no proof of anything though. Saying he has the same forehead lines as the police composite sketch is literally nothing. Police composite sketches are absolutely useless

Yeah, amateur sketches are where it's at!

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down n out
Sep 16, 2008

Nap Ghost
Prominent serial killers are being found because family members are submitting their DNA for lineage history and lo and behold, they’re popping up on police databases for unsolved crimes dating back decades. Golden state killer, Paris police killer, etc. Dig up the corpse and get that man’s jizz pronto.

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