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Which category of charity shall we support this year?
This poll is closed.
Kids 2 7.41%
Animals/Nature 6 22.22%
LGBTQI+ 6 22.22%
Vulnerable People 9 33.33%
Health Related 4 14.81%
Other 0 0%
Total: 27 votes
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slothrop
Dec 7, 2006

Santa Alpha, Fox One... Gifts Incoming ~~~>===|>

Soiled Meat
Alright you rat-faced bastards, you know the drill.

Pay it Forward

Per last year, I included a “Pay it Forward” section in the sign up form. This will work in the following way:

If ya broke, but wanna participate, tick the box. You’ll receive a gift and someone else will take care of your gifting.

If ya feeling flush, tick the box. I’ll assign you two (or more) Santees based on your preferences.

If I have more people willing to donate than people who need it, I will set up a donation to a charity, based on nominations in the thread.

Important Dates:

Monday, November 1st - REGISTRATION CLOSED.

Tuesday, November 2nd - All pairings will go out by the end of day.

Friday, November 26th - Ship-by Date: Ideal ship-by date. PLEASE do everything you can to have your gift on its way on or before this day. International may require earlier shipping.

Sunday, December 22nd - Deadbeat Cut Off: If you have not provided proof of shipping by this date, you will be considered a deadbeat and will be banned. No bans for late gifts, simply supply the proof-of-shipping and you’ll be fine

How do I sign up?

Please fill out the google form located at the link below. This form will significantly reduce the admin burden on me.
Once you have filled out the form, please post in the thread using the following template
I am NOT including a preferred shipping destination this year. I believe we are all smart enough to figure out how to get a gift to someone around the world using local online retail etc. If you are really struggling or have a special request, please include this in the comments section
I am going to RANDOMLY allocate matches this year. You may get last year’s santee. Have fun with it!

FILL THIS OUT FIRST

https://forms.gle/JWrBEnHWH2vxk9jL7

In order to make it easier to pick gifts that suit your santee, I have created a more comprehensive “template” for people to use. Please copy/paste the following and alter it to suit your needs.

slothrop
My vehicles: 2002 Corolla Hatchback (Beryl)
The tool I most commonly use/wish I had: tiny, tiny pliers
Something small I would really like: your dick, exotic snacks
Hobbies: bad jokes, cooking
Shirt size: no more shirts thank you
Food Allergies: none
Junk/No Junk: NO JUNK
Comments: Love things that are local to your area, food or snack/shot glasses/novelty teaspoons and postcards
A local merchant option: gently caress Uncle Jeff and his Discount Emporium.
https://blackbirdandfox.com.au/
Dicks/No Dicks: Inside packaging only thanks
Nominated Charity: RainbowYOUTH https://ry.org.nz/
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Comments on the above:

Do not have unrealistic expectations about what you may receive. This is a nice guide to help your Santa out, not a wedding registration.
Junk is defined as: Tacoma water pump gaskets, other assorted broken automotive ephemera, 16 gearboxes welded into the best sex robot that hillbilly engineering can achieve. You get the idea.
Dicks/No Dicks: Refers to artwork or other gift wrapping of the gift. Consider it a NSFW/Family filter.

Sending your gift

In addition to the template above, you may wish to refer to your Santee’s post history/threads to choose a gift. I have included a list of suggested items in the post below this one if you are struggling for ideas. I am happy to add to this if you have any further suggestions.

Please bear in mind postal systems around the world are overwhelmed due to COVID. Please plan accordingly. One of the best options is the “hybrid” method of buying something for you Santee using a local-to-them online retailer. This is not a necessity, but may be helpful in keeping costs down in terms of shipping as well as getting gifts to Santee’s promptly.

It has been traditional in the past to include a personalised letter with your gift. Please consider sending this as well via snail mail. We’ll all excuse you if it arrives after your gift does. Perhaps include a note with your Online Retail order indicating that a letter is incoming.

Please feel free to be super creative with your letter, or your gift, if you are close enough to your Santee.

Receiving your gift

You may wish to wait until a letter arrives, if your Santa has been able to indicate one is on the way. I understand the holidays are a busy time for us all, but please make an effort post to thank your Santa and give a walkthrough of your lovely gift. I will also be awarding a prize for best gratitude/effortpost.

Enticements/Bribes

As a way to encourage more participation outside of North America, I am offering the following enticements:

The first six Australians to send me a confirmation of their gift being shipped to their santee will receive a high quality 700ml bottle of Single Malt Scotch, an ~AU$80 value per bottle. I am not loving around.

The first two New Zealanders to send me a confirmation of their present being shipped will receive a care package from Griffins.

If anyone is able to help in other parts of the world with a similar offer, that would be wonderful.

Sorry for the big wall of text! I’d just like to make this a great AI:SS and bring a little joy into the lives of the wonderful folks here in AI.

IMPORTANT INFO

Proof of shipment rule

-No proof and your santee doesn't get a package? You're a deadbeat. When you ship your gift, you must provide proof of shipment. slothrop.ai@gmail.com with the username of the person you're buying for and the tracking information. If anything goes pear shaped, at least we can figure out where. If you live near your santee and want to drop it off yourself, email me and tell me that you did.

-You must provide proof of shipment before the deadline. Please put the tracking number in your email. If you do not have a tracking number, you must EMAIL me a photo/scan of the shipping receipt.

- If you hit any speed bumps, have any questions, or need anything at all you can email or PM me.

Accepted types of proof
- Tracking number from UPS, Fedex, USPS, Canada Post, whatever
- Photo or scanned image of your shipping receipt with your username written on it. Most receipts have the zip code of the recipient, so this is how I will check these.

Gift cost

-If your santee is open to receiving junk, please exclude the cost of any junk from your budget
-Try and keep your gifts in the $20-40 range. Make sure you account for shipping costs. If you can't afford a gift plus shipping, please don't register.
- Please do not spend stupid amounts of money on gifts for someone on the internet. Unless you're incredibly wealthy, have some sort of personal relationship with them, or it's loving hilarious and fills you with joy to send
- If you will be moving or traveling a lot during a gift time, please say so in your email and/or post so that I/your santa knows when and where is the best time to send your gift.

If you have ANY questions, concerns or anything you need at all. Please PM or email me!
Donations of empathy, the spirit of forgiveness or the milk of human kindness for facilitating AISS are welcome!

AI:SS EMAIL = slothrop.ai@gmail.com

slothrop fucked around with this message at 09:57 on Oct 7, 2021

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sharkytm
Oct 9, 2003

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Sharkytm doot doo do doot do doo


Fallen Rib
In. Details later. FIRST!

My vehicles: 2015 GMC Sierra 2500HD, Duramax. 2005 Nissan 5000# LPG forklift
The tool I most commonly use/wish I had: double jointed long pliers
Something small I would really like: non-seafood snacks, medium/light roast coffee
Hobbies: firearms, scuba, my kid
Shirt size: no more shirts thank you, but my kid is gonna need onesies and stuff, see below
Food Allergies: fin fish
Junk/No Junk: JUNK me, bro
Comments: I'm middle aged and have pretty much whatever I need. I've got an infant, he's wearing 6 month clothing at the moment, probably 9 month by Christmas. I'm into sharks, old oceanographic gear, old cameras, milsurp, and homemade gifts. The VW hubcap light that gnarly Charlie made for me is hanging in my shop to this day.
A local merchant option: Speedwell coffee in Plymouth MA, Atlantic White Shark Conservancy in Chatham, MA
Dicks/No Dicks: Inside packaging only
Nominated Charity: St. Jude's children's research hospital: https://www.stjude.org/donate/donate-to-st-jude.html or a local cancer center. My mom's dying from metastatic breast cancer, and it sucks. Anything that can make it suck less for someone else is cool by me.

sharkytm fucked around with this message at 04:10 on Oct 11, 2021

StormDrain
May 22, 2003

Thirteen Letter
In! Also going to actually read the details later.

StormDrain
My vehicles: 1964 Galaxie Convertible, 1972 International Flatbed, 2015 GMC Sierra 1500
The tool I most commonly use/wish I had: Precision tools, lights
Something small I would really like: Candies, Chocolates
Hobbies: baking, gardening (from seed!), grilling/smoking meats
Shirt size: Medium
Food Allergies: none
Junk/No Junk: Junk is cool
Comments: Koozies, Sauces, hot sauces, dips, stickers for my water bottles
A local merchant option: Sorry idk
Dicks/No Dicks: Inside packaging only thanks
Nominated Charity: Feeding Denver's Hungry

StormDrain fucked around with this message at 23:24 on Oct 14, 2021

babyeatingpsychopath
Oct 28, 2000
Forum Veteran


My vehicles: 1998 Honda Civic, 1976 Honda Goldwing, 2006 Mercury Grand Marquis
The tool I most commonly use/wish I had:
Something small I would really like: exotic snacks
Hobbies: mechatronics
Shirt size: No t-shirts, L
Food Allergies: none
Junk/No Junk: Your trash is my treasure.
Comments: Love the spicy foods!
A local merchant option: I have no idea.
Dicks/No Dicks: Cover me in them.
Nominated Charity: International Anti-Poaching Foundation https://iapf.org

edit: Read the whole thing, did the details. For reals actually in first.

Big Taint
Oct 19, 2003

Big Taint
My vehicles: 1974 Alfa GTV, 2001 740iL, 2002 M5, 2021 Sprinter
The tool I most commonly use/wish I had: honestly I'm more into small pouches/cases for organizing the crap I already have
Something small I would really like: I am a Certified Sticker Slut
Hobbies: beginning projects,
Shirt size: my wife uses the (admittedly absurd) qty of shirts I have to get the upper hand in arguments
Food Allergies: coconut is gross
Junk/No Junk: ALL THE JUNK
Comments: Something for my almost 3yo dude would make his whole day
A local merchant option: nothing coming to mind other than the Crucible is badass and supporting the people that work there somehow would be cool - https://www.thecrucible.org/buy-art-direct-covid-19/
Dicks/No Dicks: keep it very abstract so the kid and I can chuckle about it but vanessa doesn't notice lol
Nominated Charity: Planned Parenthood

Bajaha
Apr 1, 2011

BajaHAHAHA.



Ground floor.

EDIT:

Bajaha
My vehicles: 08 Boxster, 15 Cayenne, 10 WRX STI (broken... still)
The tool I most commonly use/wish I had: LED headlamp, nice hearing PPE, gloves
Something small I would really like: exotic snacks, stickers!, interesting doodads
Hobbies: Photography, Detailing, Wrenching, Home Design-Build
Shirt size: no more shirts thank you
Food Allergies: none
Junk/No Junk: Wall-art and interesting exploded things are welcome, otherwise I generate enough of my own junk TYVM.
Comments: I've essentially signed up for 3 full time jobs in the new year, between my actual job, my newborn daughter, and the home build. Automotive themed child toys are welcome (December would be ~6 months to give you a sense of what may be age appropriate). Tools are always useful, and particularly ones that may help with a home build, I've got plenty for automotive but light for the home repair/building stuff. Otherwise I am relatively easy to please. Also, we have a big floof and a small one (German Shep and a medium hair cat)
A local merchant option: gently caress Uncle Jeff and his Discount Emporium.
https://nestfamilystore.com/
https://www.denardi.ca/
https://www.tcb.beer/
and if all fails, the canadian version of the hazard fraught https://www.princessauto.com/en/
Dicks/No Dicks: Rated PG only.
Nominated Charity: Ray https://rayinc.ca/

Bajaha fucked around with this message at 02:27 on Oct 15, 2021

Steely Dad
Jul 29, 2006



Steely Dad
My vehicles: 2004 Miata, 2018 CX-5
The tool I most commonly use/wish I had: I wish I had a good set of needle nose pliers, actually
Something small I would really like: hot sauce, stickers, any small NB Miata toy, preferably in white
Hobbies: super-beginner hobby electronics dickery to impress my kindergarteners, ancient history, old crime and noir fiction
Shirt size: XL? XXL? entry-level obese
Food allergies: none, I guess
Junk: nothing that will be a pain to dispose of if it comes to that
Comments: I've got two 5-year-olds and they're going to be super excited and involved in the opening of the package. Stuff to excite them is even better than stuff I'd want. Also no alcohol, please.
A local merchant option: Pegasus books?
Dicks/No Dicks: No dicks
Nominated Charity: ProLiteracy https://www.proliteracy.org

Steely Dad fucked around with this message at 17:07 on Oct 28, 2021

The Door Frame
Dec 5, 2011

I don't know man everytime I go to the gym here there are like two huge dudes with raging high and tights snorting Nitro-tech off of each other's rock hard abs.
I don't understand the "local merchant option", like, is it something local to me that I'd like my Santa to get for me?

the spyder
Feb 18, 2011
Happy Holidays you glorious bastards.

My vehicles: Ford trucks, Miatas, Mazda Rx-7s, Porsche 911, Random 70's Toyota and Model T's. Oh and a silly Tesla.
The tool I most commonly use/wish I had: I love tools! Have something you find helpful? Uncommon? I can't live without? Sign me up! Heck, I'll take rusty hammer heads.
Something small I would really like: Stickers! Have a local place/nat park/coffee shop/car club stickers?
Hobbies: Uhhh. Yea too many. Bee Keeping. Cars. Remodeling old houses. Playing with tractors in our garden.
Shirt size: XL
Food Allergies: none
Junk/No Junk: Small Junk acceptable, just don't break the bank shipping anything. :)
Comments: I'm really into old Mazda logos/adds/stickers recently. Shop decorations. Local things are always appreciated! Snacks are welcome! Hot wheels, silly stuff for our kids, pretty much anything you find awesome is welcome!
A local merchant option: Pmuch anything around the Portland Oregon area.
Dicks/No Dicks: Inside only thanks
Nominated Charity: Friends of Trees https://friendsoftrees.org/learn/

I've been hoarding random things I've found on sale over the last year just for this.
Dicks were two for one! Someones going to get lucky.

CAT INTERCEPTOR
Nov 9, 2004

Basically a male Margaret Thatcher
Slothrop has been declared Santa King and has IK power in this thread.

InitialDave
Jun 14, 2007

I Want To Believe.
InitialDave
My vehicles: 1952 Land Rover, 1958 Standard Pennant, 1972 Land Rover, 1974 Honda Elsinore, 1982 Porsche 924, 1987 & 1990 Fiat Panda 4x4, 1989 BMW E30 Touring, 1995 Suzuki Cappuccinos, 1998 Daihatsu Avanzato, 2006 Fiat Panda 100HP
The tool I most commonly use/wish I had: I could really do with a decent pair of pliers for undoing constant tension hose clamps
Something small I would really like: Something interesting that's specific to where you're from
Hobbies: bit of a sci fi nerd
Shirt size: TBH I'm good for shirts,thanks
Food Allergies: none, but I really don't like coffee
Junk/No Junk: Yes to the junk!
Comments: don't send anything that will upset customs
A local merchant option: Amazon is likely your best bet to be able to use from afar
Dicks/No Dicks: Not on outside packaging thanks
Nominated Charity: any decent cancer charities you wish to support.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Humphreys
My vehicles: The old Falcons are gathering dust this year. VE Commie Station Sport Wagons.
The tool I most commonly use/wish I had: Could really use a decent headlamp. Little files
Something small I would really like: I like little knickknacks, something with a story or mystery, stubbie coolers, random automotive merch
Hobbies: Old tech, physical puzzles, 3D Printing, Computer Touching, broken poo poo, obscure VHS movies - send me random tapes of recorded TV!
Shirt size: XL or as big as you can go with Aliexpress
Food Allergies: none
Junk/No Junk: YES JUNK
Comments: If homemade, the better!
A local merchant option: SuperCheap Auto, Bunnings, Dan Murphies.
Dicks/No Dicks: Hidden
Nominated Charity: LifeLine https://www.lifeline.org.au/get-involved/make-a-donation/

Humphreys fucked around with this message at 04:00 on Oct 24, 2021

freelop
Apr 28, 2013

Where we're going, we won't need fries to see



In, my comment in the comment form was highly necessary


freelop
My vehicles: 2019 Honda Civic, 2005 Mini Cooper softop
The tool I most commonly use/wish I had: Dunno! Maybe another wee paintbrush
Something small I would really like: Local stuff including snacks/postcards, tabletop minis, dice
Hobbies: reading, gaming(video/tabletop/board), cooking, brewing (beer and tea), spending way too much on vinyls of video game OSTs
Shirt size: L
Food Allergies: none
Junk/No Junk: Junk!
Comments: Love things that are local to your area, food or snack/shot glasses/novelty teaspoons and postcards <slothrop nailed that one
A local merchant option: Amazon is likely easiest
Dicks/No Dicks: Dicks
Nominated Charity: Samaritans https://www.samaritans.org/donate-now/

slothrop
Dec 7, 2006

Santa Alpha, Fox One... Gifts Incoming ~~~>===|>

Soiled Meat

The Door Frame posted:

I don't understand the "local merchant option", like, is it something local to me that I'd like my Santa to get for me?

Sorry, poorly explained.

It's so if your santa lives on the other side of the planet, there is a local (to you) option for them to buy from. It's just a suggestion of a good business, local to you that might be worthwhile.

This means they can avoid paying postage from Uzbekistan to Antarctica, save on shipping times and hopefully help support a small business instead of Amazon.

For example, last year my santee was a long way away from me, they had suggested a local (to them) bakery and I was able to get some sweet treats delivered to them.

Mustache Ride
Sep 11, 2001



My vehicles: 1976 International Harvester Scout II; 2018 Jaguar XF S Sportbrake; 2020 Jeep Compass
The tool I most commonly use/wish I had: a good book on how to tune a carb
Something small I would really like: all the stickers
Hobbies: books, sci-fi, fantasy, board games, table top games, dogs, chickens
Shirt size: no more shirts thank you
Food Allergies: none
Junk/No Junk: JUNK AWAY
Comments: it feels like I'm running a dog kennel around here. Any puppy toys (new or sightly chewed) would be welcome, but not required.
A local merchant option: gently caress Uncle Jeff and his Discount Emporium. (I'm just going to leave this here)
https://www.bookpeople.com/
Dicks/No Dicks: Inside packaging only thanks
Nominated Charity: Juvenile Diabetes Research Fountain https://www.jdrf.org/

Krakkles
May 5, 2003

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Krakkles fucked around with this message at 23:44 on Mar 15, 2022

Turbo Fondant
Oct 25, 2010

Turbo Fondant
My vehicles: 08 Volvo C30, GMT800 Sierra
The tool I most commonly use/wish I had: I find myself short on tiny screwdrivers lately
Something small I would really like: stickers?
Hobbies: Cycling, cooking, sick burnouts
Shirt size: 2XL
Food Allergies: none
Junk/No Junk: juuuuuuuuuuunk
Comments: Make me lol please, no strong preference on anything else
A local merchant option: Princess Auto? idk I can never think of a good one
Dicks/No Dicks: :dong:
Nominated Charity: The RAVEN Trust https://raventrust.com

McTinkerson
Jul 5, 2007

Dreaming of Shock Diamonds


McTinkerson
My vehicles: 2006 Mazda RX-8, 2015 Ford F-150, 2019 KTM Duke 390
The tool I most commonly use/wish I had: I haven't run into much that I am missing anymore. I do keep bending my needle nose pliers though.
Something small I would really like: Can't ever go wrong with stickers. I'm prepping to sticker bomb the truck tailgate in the spring.
Hobbies: I've started 3d printing lots of dumb things.
Shirt size: No shirts but all other forms of clothing are welcome.
Food Allergies: none
Junk/No Junk: All of the junk.
Comments: Regional weirdness, inside jokes and general humour is always appreciated.
A local merchant option: KMS Tools and Princess Auto (All hail Power Fist)
Dicks/No Dicks: Make the mail carrier deeply uncomfortable.
Nominated Charity: YESS https://yess.org/

builds character
Jan 16, 2008

Keep at it.
builds character
My vehicles:
2005 sprinter 3500, motorcycles
The tool I most commonly use/wish I had: commonly used - wera 1/4" metric socket set, wish I had - no idea
Something small I would really like: anything you think is funny
Hobbies: dirt bikes, surfing, soccer
Shirt size: L
Food Allergies: none
Junk/No Junk: Only small junk that will fit in a NYC apt, please
Comments: Love things that are local to your area, food or snack/shot glasses/novelty teaspoons and postcards
A local merchant option: anything in NYC
Dicks/No Dicks: Inside packaging only thanks
Nominated Charity: https://www.surfrider.org/

Motronic
Nov 6, 2009

Motronic
My vehicles: '04 Cayenne Turbo, '85 944, '13 LC200, broken (of course) '98 Disco, Kubota B2650, Yanmar B-08 miniex
The tool I most commonly use/wish I had: Weird ratchet/socket/wobbler stuff for getting at hard to access things are always fun (i.e., my drawer of dirty tricks)
Something small I would really like: local snacks are great
Hobbies: shitposting, radio/electronics repair, general tractoring/digging
Shirt size: large
Food Allergies: none
Junk/No Junk: All the junk! I love stupid little stickers/magnets/keychains/whatever that are from where you live
Comments: local stuff rules. Weird broken car parts with stories are great.
A local merchant option: If you need a local option because the shipping doesn't work please send it to iafp.org as per below, and it will absolutely be appreciated. I'm in this for the "junk" part of the gift.
Dicks/No Dicks: Inside packaging only thanks
Nominated Charity: https://www.iapf.org/

E: Previous AI:SS gold:

Motronic fucked around with this message at 22:27 on Oct 12, 2021

Mr. Wiggles
Dec 1, 2003

We are all drinking from the highball glass of ideology.
Oh I'm so happy for this time of year!

Mr. Wiggles
My vehicles: 2012 Mazda2, 2020 Hyundai Ionic, 1983 Chevrolet El Camino, Yamaha Super Ténéré.
The tool I most commonly use/wish I had: Good aviation snips, 10 mm sockets.
Something small I would really like: Tropical knickknacks, interesting snacks.
Hobbies: Cocktails, medieval combat, tiki, producing radio shows.
Shirt size: Large
Food Allergies: none
Junk/No Junk: Tasteful junk appreciated.
Comments: Homemade stuff is awesome, as is extremely local stuff.
A local merchant option: https://tandyleather.com/
Dicks/No Dicks: Dicks on the inside
Nominated Charity: https://www.catholiccharities.com/ or https://foodnotbombslasvegas.

Mr. Wiggles fucked around with this message at 22:43 on Oct 13, 2021

bolind
Jun 19, 2005



Pillbug
I’ll sit out this year but I can recommend signing up for anyone on the fence. It’s good fun.

Advent Horizon
Jan 17, 2003

I’m back, and for that I am sorry


Advent Horizon
My vehicles: 1976 Toyota Land Cruiser, 1988 Toyota Land Cruiser, 1976 Yamaha DT250B, 1988 Toyota Land Cruiser, 1993 Mazda B2600i edit: poo poo, I forgot the 2013 Nissan Leaf
The tool I most commonly use/wish I had: a good soldering station or crimping tool. I’m way behind on my electrical issues.
Small things: Stickers? I collect them but never seem to actually stick any anywhere.
Hobbies: Projects that I’ll never complete, BBQ, collecting exercise equipment I’ll never use, dreaming of trips I’ll never take.
Shirt size: M/L depending on the brand.
Food Allergies: none, but I’m not a fan of avocado.
Junk/No Junk: I’ve been told I collect junk so go nuts.
Comments: I’m usually tough to buy for; it’s easier to make me laugh.
Dicks/No Dicks: I need a good, deep, dicking.
Local option: Sandpiper Cafe
Nominated Charity: Planned Parenthood

Advent Horizon fucked around with this message at 22:56 on Oct 13, 2021

helno
Jun 19, 2003

hmm now were did I leave that plane
Helno
My vehicles: 2018 Mitsubishi Outlander PHEV, 1974 Honda Trail 90, 1950 BSA Bantam, 1969 Piper Cherokee
The tool I most commonly use/wish I had: I can always use a spare set of nippy cutters.
Something small I would really like: exotic snacks, stickers
Hobbies: Small motorcycles, Aviation, and Film Photography (Film is a cheap gift)
Shirt size: XL
Food Allergies: none
Junk/No Junk: JUNK (perhaps this is the year I send someone a VW steering gearbox)
Comments: Your local junk food is always a great option. I have gotten some really good ramen and chips in previous years, also beer.
A local merchant option: Downtown Camera and unfortunately amazon.ca is basically it.
https://downtowncamera.com/
Dicks/No Dicks: DICKS

IOwnCalculus
Apr 2, 2003





IOwnCalculus
My vehicles: 1970 GMC C10 with LS swap, 1972 Opel GT with factory rust, 2002 Jeep Wrangler, 2018 GMC Canyon, Kubota B2301
The tool I most commonly use/wish I had: I always need another set of flush cut snips
Something small I would really like: Highly localized snacks, keychains, Hot Wheels, etc
Hobbies: Shitposting, playing with my 9yo kid, computers
Shirt size: 2XLT if by some miracle you find one, if not then kid-appropriate in a youth XL or adult small
Food Allergies: No mango, no alcohol
Junk/No Junk: Junk me!
Comments: Local snacks that we can't easily get in the US are always a hit in this family
A local merchant option: It's all chains all the way down here (Target or Ace Hardware I suppose?)
Dicks/No Dicks: No dicks please
Nominated Charity: https://the-oasis.org/

honda whisperer
Mar 29, 2009

Honda Whisperer
My vehicles: 2017 Subaru BRZ, 1990 Honda Civic
The tool I most commonly use/wish I had: Anything related to removing interior panels would be great.
Something small I would really like: Picks, files, drafting tools.
Hobbies: cars, firearms, homebrew, cooking, gardening newbie
Shirt size: XL
Food Allergies: none
Junk/No Junk: So long as you share the story behind the junk YES
Comments: I'll take cheap and interesting all day. Stuff local to you is great (food/keychain/hat etc) Link to my build thread to save some google searching. https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3937480 Its that, metalworking, and poo poo posting about planet side 2.
A local merchant option: https://www.gofullthrottle.com/ https://www.hbyob.com/
Dicks/No Dicks: Inside packaging only
Nominated Charity: Anything that directly helps people.

GnarlyCharlie4u
Sep 23, 2007

I have an unhealthy obsession with motorcycles.

Proof
gnarlycharlie4u
My vehicles: 2019 F150 Ecoboost, 2016 Rav 4, Literal TONS of Honda Motorcycles.
The tool I most commonly use: Lately it's been my soldering equipment. I rarely want for tools, but I could use some BNC leads for my HP54111D ocilloscope I guess...
Something small I would really like: my daughter loves getting Hotwheels / Matchbox cars and she has assumed my collection.
Hobbies: baddad jokes, cooking (mostly hotdogs), vinyl record collecting / pretending I'm a DJ, eating (mostly hotdogs), spending a small fortune on custom keyboards
Shirt size: no more shirts thank you
Food Allergies: none that I know of. feel free to try me.
Junk/No Junk: I don't kinkshame.
Comments: I collect white coffee mugs from bodegas and local diners, not on purpose, but because I have terrible impulse control.

A local merchant option: https://www.bakeshopva.com/
Dicks/No Dicks: I'm already flush with dicks, so go NUTS.
Nominated Charity: Childrens Music Foundation https://www.thecmf.org/

Siochain
May 24, 2005

"can they get rid of any humans who are fans of shitheads like Kanye West, 50 Cent, or any other piece of crap "artist" who thinks they're all that?

And also get rid of anyone who has posted retarded shit on the internet."


Siochain
My vehicles: 2021 F150 - grey
The tool I most commonly use/wish I had: small, waterproof, bright flashlight
Something small I would really like: home made goods, fun regional snacks
Hobbies: bad jokes, cooking, hunting, gardening, vidja games
Shirt size: No shirts please and thanks, but hilarious socks are welcome (size 12 US feetsies)
Food Allergies: none
Junk/No Junk: Preferably no junk, but if junk, small junk
Comments: Anything regional/local, or cool/unique. Stickers are great, or something amusing to hang off the Side-by-side rearview mirror
A local merchant option: I live in the middle of nowhere, there's not a lot of local
Dicks/No Dicks: Tastefully artistic dicks, inside only please
Nominated Charity: Donate to your local library or an organization that helps people learn to read (kids or adults, don't care)

KillHour
Oct 28, 2007


KillHour
My vehicles: 2017 FoRS; 2016 AM DB9 GT; 2022 BMW M4C xDrive; 2021 Yamaha MT-03
The tool I most commonly use/wish I had: My Leatherman is going on 8 years now and is getting a little worse for wear
Something small I would really like: Candy, esp gummies
Hobbies: Driving fast, coding, driving fast in video games, music, learning Japanese
Shirt size: XL
Food Allergies: none
Junk/No Junk: only if it's in the trunk
Comments: Local stuff is always great - especially snacks or beer
A local merchant option: I'm in the US so like, anything, I guess.
Dicks/No Dicks: please don't be mean to Dick, he's doing is best :(
Nominated Charity: RAICES - https://www.raicestexas.org/

Edit: I will be out of town Dec 3 - Dec 17.

KillHour fucked around with this message at 01:25 on Oct 20, 2021

Ferremit
Sep 14, 2007
if I haven't posted about MY LANDCRUISER yet, check my bullbars for kangaroo prints

Ferremit
My vehicles: 2005 Toyota Landcruiser 100 series
The tool I most commonly wish I had: De-pining tools for toyota connectors!
Something small I would really like: Cool stickers for my sticker wall in the workshop. Hell, anything to put up on the wall in the workshop!
Hobbies: Cooking over fire, overlanding, DIY
Shirt size: Large
Food Allergies: I cannot eat the mushrooms, they liquify me....
Junk/No Junk: Send me broken poo poo to add to my existing pile of broken poo poo!
Comments: Cool and home made is always awesome.
A local merchant option: gently caress Uncle Jeff and his Discount Emporium.
Dicks/No Dicks: Inside packaging only thanks
Nominated Charity: Thin Green Line Foundation https://thingreenline.org.au/

CerealKilla420
Jan 3, 2014

"I need a handle man..."
CerealKilla420
My vehicles: 2020 Corolla LE
The tool I most commonly wish I had: Gun disassembly kit
Something small I would really like: I love car slap sticker, Legos, Hotwheels, snacks (salty) - anything really.
Hobbies: Computers, Skeet shooting, fishing, and cars
Shirt size: Small
Food Allergies: none
Junk/No Junk: Junks pls
Comments: I'm sober so no alcohol. I also do not like sweets but I love salty snacks and coffee.
A local merchant option: Not really sure - I'm pretty new to the area honestly.
Nominated Charity: UC Davis MIND Institute https://health.ucdavis.edu/mindinstitute/

The Door Frame
Dec 5, 2011

I don't know man everytime I go to the gym here there are like two huge dudes with raging high and tights snorting Nitro-tech off of each other's rock hard abs.
The Door Frame
My vehicles: 06 Scion xA
The tool I most commonly use/wish I had: real screwdrivers
Something small I would really like: Stickers, magnets, any kind of chotskie
Hobbies: video games, woodwork, metalwork, cooking
Shirt size: medium tall, so probably just a large
Food Allergies: allergic to fish/shellfish, but I also can't eat wheat, barley, dairy, onion, garlic, legumes, soy, most fruits and vegetables... but the missus loves snack foods, and she's only allergic to fish/shellfish
Junk/No Junk: ENDLESS TRASH
Comments: I'm basically a goblin looking for shiny things, so I love surprises and I'm easy to please
A local merchant option: https://www.reelartcollectibles.com/
Dicks/No Dicks: My name is a dick joke, go crazy
Nominated Charity: Planned Parenthood https://www.plannedparenthoodaction.org/

Steve French
Sep 8, 2003

Steve French
My vehicles: 1970 Pontiac Firebird, 2008 Audi RS4, 2014 Ford F150
The tool I most commonly use/wish I had: Nothing specific, though anything handy for a car from 1970 would be used I'm sure
Something small I would really like: stickers, hot wheels/matchbox/whatever small car toys my kids would also appreciate
Hobbies: skiing, mountain biking, cooking/bbq, fumbling around trying to make the firebird work nice
Shirt size: men's medium
Food Allergies: none
Junk/No Junk: okay with junk
Comments: I've got two 4 year olds, they're fascinated by most things but something that would entertain them as much or more than me would be great.
A local merchant option: Nothing especially local comes to mind but I am ~30 minutes from Reno where there's a lot, including a Summit Racing warehouse
Dicks/No Dicks: dickless please
Nominated Charity: POW https://protectourwinters.org/

Elviscat
Jan 1, 2008

Well don't you know I'm caught in a trap?

I love AI:SS and was super happy to participate last year, I can't this year for reasons, but I encourage everyone else to.

toplitzin
Jun 13, 2003


toplitzin
My vehicles: 2002 WRX Wagon, 2007 Volvo S60R, 2014 Toyota Camry, 2011 Subaru Outback
The tool I most commonly use/wish I had: sexy pliers, small tool organization, HOW IS NETWORK CABLE FORMED?
Something small I would really like: exotic snacks, beers, hard ciders, hot sauces, cool things that hang easily on a wall.
Hobbies: terrible puns, dad jokes, cooking, smoking meats, vidja games, making hot sauces, woodworking
Shirt size: 3xl, if you must, but neat/local cold weather hats appreciated.
Food Allergies: none, but i hate olives and IPA.
Junk/No Junk: JUNK
Comments: Love things that are local to your area, food, snack, rocks, beer.
A local merchant option:
https://cutlersonline.com/ fancy Wypipo kitchen stuff
https://www.petoskeybrewing.com/petoskeybrewingcompany
https://www.beardsbrewery.com/
:2bong: https://www.lume.com/ :350:
Dicks/No Dicks: More Dicks than Dicks Spurting Goods.
Nominated Charity: Drs Without Borders https://donate.doctorswithoutborders.org/

toplitzin fucked around with this message at 18:48 on Oct 25, 2021

blindjoe
Jan 10, 2001
blindjoe
My vehicles: 2016 Leaf, 2018 Pacifica, 1977 Toyota Celica, 2015 CB500F, 1988 XR200
The tool I most commonly use/wish I had: hose clamp pliers, or anything handy
Something small I would really like: Small toys for kids (5 and 7 yr old boys), stickers
Hobbies: woodworking, dirtbiking, skiing, golf, kayaking, camping (but tbh mostly just taking care of kids so little free time)
Shirt size: mens xl
Food Allergies: milk, potatoes, apples, meat
Junk/No Junk: JUNK
Comments: I like random stuff, unfortunately have been lurking for ever due to taking care of kids.
A local merchant option:
Somethingawful.com avatar? maybe should change this after 20 years
Dicks/No Dicks: no dicks
Nominated Charity: anything that helps people/environment

Night Danger Moose
Jan 5, 2004

YO SOY FIESTA

Night Danger Moose
My vehicles: 2016 Ford Focus ST
The tool I most commonly use/wish I had: Flathead screwdriver, I never know where mine is.
Something small I would really like: I'm a sticker fiend for sure, and I have zero shot glasses.
Hobbies: Roguelike games, Magic: The Gathering and D&D, miniatures painting.
Shirt size: Men's medium, women's medium or large or extra larger depending on source... yeah men's medium.
Food Allergies: Whole peanuts, peanut butter is fine (and I love peanut butter).
Junk/No Junk: Please no junk, I live in a small apartment with no garage and have limited space.
Comments: I'm a Canadian living in the US so anything with a Canadian bent is awesome.
A local merchant option: None that really come to mind.
Dicks/No Dicks: Inside packaging is fine, otherwise go hog wild!
Nominated Charity: Any SPCA, local or federal.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


I think it's a real LOL that Slothrop will be doing the pairing on Tuesday the 2nd. And lives in Melbourne on that day of days. Don't get too drunk!

Also amazed at the lack of interest this year :(

slothrop
Dec 7, 2006

Santa Alpha, Fox One... Gifts Incoming ~~~>===|>

Soiled Meat

Humphreys posted:

I think it's a real LOL that Slothrop will be doing the pairing on Tuesday the 2nd. And lives in Melbourne on that day of days. Don't get too drunk!

Also amazed at the lack of interest this year :(

The only cup I care about is the Bledisloe :v:

I suspected we might struggle to match last years numbers, I think a lot of people have taken themselves more offline over the past 12 months. Hopefully it’s just a temporary blip!

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CAT INTERCEPTOR
Nov 9, 2004

Basically a male Margaret Thatcher

slothrop posted:

The only cup I care about is the Bledisloe :v:

I suspected we might struggle to match last years numbers, I think a lot of people have taken themselves more offline over the past 12 months. Hopefully it’s just a temporary blip!

I'm kinda not sure wether I can participate this year given December could be extremely distrupted with a important person in my life finally visiting again - plus my mental bandwidth is so goddamn low due to the last two years being such an intense shitfest it's difficult to even think about just trying to get clear air. I dont think I'm the only one who is feeling that way.

Last year I went all out but honestly I kinda feel like I would just barely half rear end it and be a disappointing Santa this year? I'm just exhausted from how bad this year has been and just want to lie down and escape reality for Christmas - this I suspect is how others might feel as well. I guess maybe no I have that off my chest I'll have a think and ... jsut say screw it and just send something utterly silly?

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