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In public w/ strangers: Furthest urinal Obey the one gap rule Hold the door for anyone entering or exiting at the same time as you. "Cheers mate" and "No worries" are the Only Responses At home w/ wife Don't talk to each other through the door I'm fine with my SO using the bog if I'm having a bath or whatever but she is definitely not If we're at home alone the cat can watch or she'll go apeshit Don't leave empty toilet rolls or the culprit has to wear them as an Idiot Bracelet for 5 minutes Songbearer fucked around with this message at 11:33 on Oct 9, 2021 |
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Hell Yeah posted:afterwards a team of operators clears the house while i stick my rear end in the decontamination chamber This is a great way to say bidet
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Especially because she did it straight into the bath
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Lascivious Sloth posted:I'm literally a human centipede with my wife and she shits into my sewn lips to her rear end mouth and I poo poo it out into the bowl By joining your rear end to her mouth you become a closed poop system, saving on cleanup
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