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where is your boundary
I don't even pee in the same building as my partner
Door remains firmly closed at all times
You can briefly drop in while they're dropping trou
Open door policy
I poop in front of my partner
I poop with my partner
I poop inside my partner
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ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
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BIG TIT LIL NIP posted:

i fart a lot all over the place so that technically makes the whole house the bathroom.

That’s why they used to have parlors outside ladies bathrooms, like in those fancy old timey establishments. It’s somewhere a little more private for them to fart without fully committing to the poop. It kind of makes me wonder why bathrooms don’t have a fartroom, like just in general, like unisex. It makes sense, like if you just want a room to fart in. It doesn’t have to be like a full airlock, recirculated air type dealio, just a little sitting area with a mini fridge and some wine spritzers and scented candles and a few non-loungy kind of chairs and a basket with some Asian fans. The fartroom just got phased out of society at some point, probably because men never really had the luxury. Oh we don’t need a fartroom m’aam, we can fart anywhere, SO NOBODY GETS ONE IN A MODERN HOUSE NOW HAHAHHAAA. But it’s like what did we lose, like a lot of culture. Women in formal dresses farting their asses off in a special room just for them. Wow. Why men never embraced this? Idk. It should be as common as a parlor or a porch or a home office or a man cave. In the hustle and bustle of modern society, can we not take the time to fart in a special place? I think we can. :thunkher:

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ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
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BIG TIT LIL NIP posted:

no people still have fart rooms they are just called mud rooms now. its unisex.

A mud room is a diarrhea room, whole different vibe. :shrug:

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