- meat police
- Nov 14, 2015
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Sorry it reminded me of this dumbass post way back:
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My [25 M] wife [25 F] of 4 years gets angry whenever I fart. (This is a relatively light post.)
I don't think there's anything medically wrong with me, I just fart sometimes, usually when I'm not paying attention. My wife - who has yet to fart in front of me - gets upset whenever this happens. Today she asked me to leave the room when I have to fart because she thinks it's repulsive and doesn't want to hear it. She accused me of doing it on purpose. Sometimes I fart in my sleep and she wakes me up to scold me for it. She wants me to get out of bed and go to the bathroom to fart. How am I supposed to even know that's about to happen?? I'm sleeping!
I realize this sounds like I made it up, but I didn't. She's a southern girl, raised to be proper and polite and I'm a northeastern "redneck." I have a very gross family that jokes about farting, boogers, sex and all kinds of things that make her very uncomfortable. I don't want her to lighten up, I just want her to be less angry with me when I have a normal bodily function.
Is this normal? Am I overreacting? I just don't like when she's upset with me. I admittedly laugh when she freaks out about this and that makes it worse.
tl;dr: Wife is proper, I'm disgusting and "troll-like" according to her, she gets angry when I fart.
some redditor that TOTALLY has regular sex posted:Honestly, just leave the room if you have to break wind. I mean, if it's an accident, fine, but if you know it's coming get up and go into the bathroom.
Surprising amount of redditors agreed you're supposed to go to the bathroom or outside to burp/fart. Fuuuuuuuck that
Mrs and I do our biz in front of each other, who cares.
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