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Ventral EggSac
Dec 3, 2019

Got an egg burrito you fucken whacko poo poo bag, how you doin

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PsionicAnt
Jul 16, 2001
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Ventral EggSac
Dec 3, 2019

PsionicAnt posted:

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Ventral EggSac
Dec 3, 2019

How you like that yellow fucker

PsionicAnt
Jul 16, 2001
I like it okay thx for asking

Ventral EggSac
Dec 3, 2019

Yellow like the eggs

Corn Glizzy
Jun 28, 2007



A ventral eggsac eating an egg burrito

Truly these are the end days

Ventral EggSac
Dec 3, 2019

The lambs lying with the sheep

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
was it over easy egg in the burrito?

Talkc
Aug 2, 2010

Mizuki! Mizuki! Mizuki!
***DEVASTATINGLY HANDSOME***
get some chorizo in that thing and have a good time

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
OP that's an omlette, you drunk.

Ventral EggSac
Dec 3, 2019

I actually mad eth thread before I got it, it took a long time to receive and then eat, but it was good. Potato s in it too

Ventral EggSac
Dec 3, 2019

Nooner posted:

was it over easy egg in the burrito?

Scrambled

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
what substances are you on right now :cop:

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
what if instead of scrambled you had a burrito full of poached eggs

lol can you imagine??

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
sir is that an unlicensed burrito

please step out of the reply

Ventral EggSac
Dec 3, 2019

Aardvark! posted:

what substances are you on right now :cop:

Potato egg cheese tortilla maybe onion, for $4.99 they overcharged me officer

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

Nooner posted:

what if instead of scrambled you had a burrito full of poached eggs

lol can you imagine??

what if your fridge had separate spouts for egg whites and egg yolks like they have for water and ice.

i want an all yolk omelette. An entire burrito full of poached yolk

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
if you get a breakfast burrito that isnt the size of your upper arm and comes with at least 3 eggs, meat, pico, and cheese then youre a loving IDIOT

i prefer a salsa verde on my breakky burrits

B I T CH

Ventral EggSac
Dec 3, 2019

Aardvark! posted:

what if your fridge had separate spouts for egg whites and egg yolks like they have for water and ice.

i want an all yolk omelette. An entire burrito full of poached yolk

What if the fridge had a teat like for water but it was albumin and other egg components

Ventral EggSac
Dec 3, 2019

Chinatown posted:

if you get a breakfast burrito that isnt the size of your upper arm and comes with at least 3 eggs, meat, pico, and cheese then youre a loving IDIOT

i prefer a salsa verde on my breakky burrits

B I T CH

It's the only place that was open

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

Ventral EggSac posted:

What if the fridge had a teat like for water but it was albumin and other egg components

Does your fridge have a teat

Ventral EggSac
Dec 3, 2019

Aardvark! posted:

Does your fridge have a teat

No what Ami a Rockefeller

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
i might wake up tomorrow and go get a big rear end torta full of eggs and steak and beans and avocado. and Chipotle Sauce !!!!!!!!!!!

Ventral EggSac
Dec 3, 2019

gently caress yes *snaps*

Ventral EggSac
Dec 3, 2019

Saw a black cat too so that was loving awesome, gave it a lot of pets it was skittish but it smelled the egg, it was mostly egg

Ventral EggSac
Dec 3, 2019

The burrito I mean, not a lot of other components

Guildenstern Mother
Mar 31, 2010

Why walk when you can ride?
I was gonna make breakfast burritos for dinner but the husband didn't put the sausage in the fridge to thaw, so its chinese egg custards.

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

Guildenstern Mother posted:

I was gonna make breakfast burritos for dinner but the husband didn't put the sausage in the fridge to thaw, so its chinese egg custards.

forget it, jake

it's chinese egg custards

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Yellow

AHH F/UGH
May 25, 2002

There's a place downtown here that makes the most insane breakfast burrito

Nice thin chewy tortilla, sausage, eggs (cooked fresh for each orer), and a fat handful of cheese, and they're BIG. And they're only $6. Local and delicious. It rules.

I go there like 2-3 times a week, because it's delicious and fresh and cheap

SAY YOHO
Oct 5, 2021
A fat burrito filled with flying fish roe. Crema optional.

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BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Guildenstern Mother posted:

the husband didn't put the sausage in the fridge

Is this a euphemism?

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