Do plants have rights?

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Dolphin: Dec 5, 2008; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

I was just thinking about it because I was looking at a particularly sensual tomato stem and I realized I was looking at a living organism. Not one with thoughts and feelings but my thoughts and feelings are usually profoundly stupid and I have rights regardless.

Makes you think. Well, you. I don't think because I'm a loving moron

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Dolphin: Dec 5, 2008; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Good soup! posted:

Idk op, I've never been turned on by a tomato stem before

That's on you

# ¿ Oct 9, 2021 19:17

Dolphin: Dec 5, 2008; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

A Bakers Cousin posted:

no

thanks for your input

# ¿ Oct 9, 2021 19:25

Dolphin: Dec 5, 2008; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

oh great. i see the thread has been taken over by herbicidal maniacs. nice.

# ¿ Oct 9, 2021 19:28

Dolphin: Dec 5, 2008; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Vomik posted:

if a human-edible plant could speak wouldn't it ask you to eat it? how else do they reproduce except being eaten and shat out somewhere

eating a plant is like loving it

the other plants bees gently caress

this is also how i reproduce

# ¿ Oct 10, 2021 00:45