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(adjusts my ill fitting tank top so just the right amount of tantalizing muffin top is exposed) ok, I'm ready
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Oct 9, 2021 20:53
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- Adbot
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May 9, 2024 18:43
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Perpetually amazed that anyone would be shameless enough to deep fry that even as I fumble for my wallet
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Oct 9, 2021 20:53
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remember to take the bone of out of the cornsteak before you eat it, but leave the stick in, we're not animals
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Oct 9, 2021 21:08
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- French Accent
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hey there partner! try out my five alarm chili!
when you taste it, you'll feel the first alarm, the other four are silent.
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Oct 9, 2021 21:14
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Hey honey, we need this! (holds up a beautifully calligraphed sign that says "Don't talk to me until I've had my wine!")
(30 seconds later)
Hey honey, we need this! (holds up a beautifully calligraphed sign that says "Oh look, it's bourbon o'clock!")
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Oct 9, 2021 21:19
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No, I like my hat, thanks.
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sabotages Betty's rutabagas at the 4-H contest
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Oct 9, 2021 23:24
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No, I like my hat, thanks.
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I am banned from the street fair. I sit on my porch and watch from afar, in shame.
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Oct 10, 2021 01:29
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- Luvcow
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One day nearer spring
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honey i'll be shopping in the mayonnaise district for a few hours, glad we brought the dodge caravan
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Oct 10, 2021 01:57
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the respectable squeaky, silence during the memorial first run of the tilt a whirl, in honour of all the guys named Tyler lost to its unforgiving centrifugal force
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Oct 10, 2021 01:59
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The new Literal Garbage with Football Team Logos Painted On booth really stole the show this year. And yes, this is a Fightin' Irish soiled diaper, why do you ask? It's called upcycling.
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Oct 10, 2021 03:00
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(takes a bite of my jumbo hot dog with a grilled cheese sandwich for the bun) So these handmade artisanal grain-free dog treats...are they organic?
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Oct 10, 2021 05:39
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No, I like my hat, thanks.
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Drinking Miller Lite in a plastic cup backstage with the Mumford & Sons cover band while this year's Miss Monsanto Sorghum Princess is announced.
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Oct 10, 2021 06:42
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Stuck at the airbrushing booth for over an hour trying to decide between the gangsta Tweety Bird muscle shirt, and the Tasmanian Devil slam dunking basketball jersey.
In the end I go home with both.
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Oct 10, 2021 08:01
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nesaM killed Masen
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(adjusts my ill fitting tank top so just the right amount of tantalizing muffin top is exposed) ok, I'm ready
As an Nebraskan\Iowan, the realness of this hit me so hard I about fell off of my chair by being hit by hundreds of mental images at once.
I am banned from the street fair. I sit on my porch and watch from afar, in shame.
Town is only 5 blocks long, you can still throw a beer and hit the fair.
C:
Well it's 11a.m. so I'd better get down to the twice yearly hotdog celebration. Gotta eat a couple dogs per shop/stall today to make sure the Tyson plant doesn't overrun this podunk with a meat byproduct flood.
nesamdoom fucked around with this message at 18:00 on Oct 11, 2021
https://i.imgur.com/1qBoiAi.mp4
Manifisto - 2023,rear end-penny - 2023,Saoshyant - 2023,Pot Smoke Phoenix - 2022,Pot Smoke Phoenix - 2022,Manifisto - 2018,Pot Smoke Phoenix - 2021
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Oct 11, 2021 17:39
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this is not the first place I have purchased coca cola as a gelatinous sphere nor will it be the last
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Oct 11, 2021 18:04
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are . . . are you a gelatinous sphere often?
after the fair? definitely
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Oct 11, 2021 23:32
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I'm going to sign up for the Ellie Kemper lookalike contest, and this year I'm gonna win.
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Oct 12, 2021 03:59
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Pumping myself for some maise maze.
Getting ready for Corn Times.
Gonna husk 'til I bust!
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Oct 12, 2021 06:23
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- hot cocoa on the couch
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can't find my tiny 1983 Mazda RX-7 in the parking lot sea of lifted, widened, long cab long bed dually trucks
https://i.imgur.com/W7qTiB3.mp4
a LEGENDARY sig by the LEGENDARY LAP
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Oct 12, 2021 15:05
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me and the boys (The Fair Four) are all getting funnel cakes, taking one bite, and immediately regretting it
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Oct 12, 2021 15:24
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- Buttchocks
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No, I like my hat, thanks.
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Can't wait to take a hayride around the school parking lot!
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Oct 12, 2021 15:28
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I am getting on this pendulum ride and I am not coming off until I go into labor. I WILL have an Armistice Day baby
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Oct 12, 2021 15:31
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Sitting on a bench nursing my fried food baby when outta nowhere my water breaks
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Oct 12, 2021 15:38
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- vanisher
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Somewhere on the Bowe County Armistace Day Street Fair flyer is a picture of the pendulum ride. In front is a baby in sunglasses giving a thumbs up. Everyone thinks its a quirky cute picture but those who know, know.
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Oct 12, 2021 15:57
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- Zurtilik
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The Biggest Brain in Guardia
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I came to pet the goats! =)
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Oct 12, 2021 16:52
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- Viginti Septem
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Oculus Noctuae
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I'm going to sign up for the Ellie Kemper lookalike contest, and this year I'm gonna win.
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Oct 12, 2021 19:01
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May 9, 2024 18:43
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- Buttchocks
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No, I like my hat, thanks.
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Oh no, the Mayor-Sheriff is about to make a speech.
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Oct 12, 2021 21:49
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