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Okay everyone, take your places, as soon as they come in we all jump out and post surprise! |
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*I put a lampshade on my head and stand up straight and real still.*
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BoldFrankensteinMir posted:*I put a lampshade on my head and stand up straight and real still.* same but standing gayly rather than straight
Gluehead posted:i met snow at a restaurant once and i was like 'man, informer is a really good song!' and he just looked up from the bowl of french onion soup he was eating, mouthed the words 'gently caress off' and then he gave me the finger twice with boths hands, then crossed the two fingers to make a cross and aimed it at me |
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Oct 10, 2021 03:12
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*notices two other people already disguised as lamps* a haha no, no this isn't a lampshade i brought, uh... it's uh it's a centerpiece! for the table. i'm gonna hide under the table and they won't look because they'll be distracted by the centerpiece nailed it
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Oct 10, 2021 04:40
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haha, they'll nevetr figure me out, i'm gonna dress as a lam--ah poo poo
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Oct 10, 2021 04:49
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*Clutching heart* Arrrrgggg! The doctor said to avoid surprises! |
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Oct 10, 2021 07:28
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They're never gonna suspect a thing guys, all I said was meet me at the clothed lamp warehouse, so they should be none the wiser.
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Oct 10, 2021 07:35
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i roll my eyes at the four people already dresseed as lamps - you gotta be more cunning than that in the life or death game of surprise parties. fortunately i've planned ahead - i bring out a human sized cardboard boxed wrapped as a present complete with with a giant bow to leave in the center of the room. this is of course a distraction from my most cunning part of the plan - after all, who would expect a fifth person dressed as a lamp! |
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Oct 10, 2021 07:38
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BoldFrankensteinMir posted:They're never gonna suspect a thing guys, all I said was meet me at the clothed lamp warehouse, so they should be none the wiser. Fine! Fine! I'll put on clothes! Geeze! |
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Oct 10, 2021 07:46
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Stoner Sloth posted:i roll my eyes at the four people already dresseed as lamps - you gotta be more cunning than that in the life or death game of surprise parties. Tosses a magazine in the middle of the floor and hides in a cardboard box; doesn't notice the other dozen people in cardboard boxes because I'm distracted by the dozen magazines on the floor. |
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Oct 10, 2021 09:13
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Does anyone want an MRE? I showed up a week early and hid in the crawlspace. I kinda regret signing up to bring the potato salad. No refrigeration down there. Might not want to eat it. |
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Oct 10, 2021 09:18
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Does it smell like week old potato salad in here? |
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Oct 10, 2021 10:11
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Anyway can I get some help? I'm gonna put this hammock up over the door so I can drop down behind them after they come in. |
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Oct 10, 2021 10:13
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pixaal posted:Does it smell like week old potato salad in here? The ice I brought is for DRINKS ONLY! I made this very clear! |
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Oct 10, 2021 10:16
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Okay Shh!  I hear them! Everyone in place. Lampshades on. Don't eat the potato salad!...
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Oct 10, 2021 18:14
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...gently caress it was just a plastic bag. False alarm! False alarm people, sorry, sorry about that. Stay in positions, they'll be here any minute now.
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Oct 10, 2021 18:17
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Sorry. That's my date. The most beautiful thing I've ever seen. |
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Oct 10, 2021 18:26
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BoldFrankensteinMir posted:Okay Shh! *looks up with potato salad on my face* mmf?
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Oct 10, 2021 18:32
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The mods have been here the entire time. Eating all the snacks! |
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Oct 10, 2021 19:11
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*Whispers into megaphone* Everybody be ready but also relax because I don't know when they'll be here but have a great time! It's a party! SHHHH!H!!!! STAY DOWN!!!!
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*Spackels more potato salad around my lamp shade with a trowel*
https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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