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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Football Funhouse > NFL GDT Week 5: DOINK DOINK DOINK DOINK DOINK DOINK DOINK DOINK DOINK DO- game winner
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Sweeper
Nov 29, 2007
The Joe Buck of Posting
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Jets/Falcons is on early in London, NFL Network only as the NFL hates an audience. Two bad teams, one likely to be slightly worse than the other.

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Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
Trying to sell the NFL to London by giving them Jets/Falcons and Dolphins/Jags. :thunk:

Should be some great early-morning clownball at least!

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Sweeper
Nov 29, 2007
The Joe Buck of Posting
Dinosaur Gum

Mega64 posted:

Trying to sell the NFL to London by giving them Jets/Falcons and Dolphins/Jags. :thunk:

Should be some great early-morning clownball at least!

We aren't sending our best, that is for sure

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Pershing
Feb 21, 2010

John "Black Jack" Pershing
Hard Fucking Core

Sweeper posted:

Jets/Falcons is on early in London, NFL Network only as the NFL hates an audience.

Dammit, well Falcons radio it is

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Professor Funk
Aug 4, 2008

WE ALL KNOW WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN
Everyone is picking the Jets, they are hosed

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Sweeper
Nov 29, 2007
The Joe Buck of Posting
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Professor Funk posted:

Everyone is picking the Jets, they are hosed

Oh god I think steve smith just said "I'm light skinned I can do what I want"

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Autistic Speculum
Apr 9, 2009
 Yes, afternoon football for me! But it's 2 bad teams.

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FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







 Early morning weightlifting sesh, then a trip to the store to get some poo poo and food prep while working around the house.

Anyone got good casserole recipes? pref healthy. Gf is working six in a row and I want to make her some meals.

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mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

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Man, god save the queen sucks.

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kazil
Jul 24, 2005

A fancy little mouse🐁!

mcmagic posted:

Man, god save the queen sucks.

Star Spangled Banner is pretty poo poo too

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EvilHawk
Sep 15, 2009

LIVARPOOL!

Klopp's 13pts clear thanks to video ref

mcmagic posted:

Man, god save the queen sucks.

It really, really sucks poo poo. Jerusalem would be so much better

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mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

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kazil posted:

Star Spangled Banner is pretty poo poo too

Yeah but it's way better.

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Sweeper
Nov 29, 2007
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EvilHawk posted:

It really, really sucks poo poo. Jerusalem would be so much better

agreed, Sleeps best album imo

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fsif
Jul 18, 2003

 Crowd shots for these games rule. Rob Lowe cap extended to an entire stadium

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Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
Jets jets jets

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Sweeper
Nov 29, 2007
The Joe Buck of Posting
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whats the O/U on Patterson touches? 15?

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mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

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Good tackle Sherwood

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That Which Squeaks
Aug 28, 2006

"Good. Use your aggressive feelings, boy. Let the hate flow through you."
-Bill Belichick
830am and watching terrible football

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Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





 I'm in Buenos Aires Vermont and I say kill 'em all!

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Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
This is like being in Hawaii, the football starts in the dark, where this game belongs!

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mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

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Are you loving kidding me. What a complete joke

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Sweeper
Nov 29, 2007
The Joe Buck of Posting
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That was a garbage deep throw, you suck Ryan

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Sweeper
Nov 29, 2007
The Joe Buck of Posting
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mcmagic posted:

Are you loving kidding me. What a complete joke

spoilers!!!

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That Which Squeaks
Aug 28, 2006

"Good. Use your aggressive feelings, boy. Let the hate flow through you."
-Bill Belichick
Body weight rule is so awful

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mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

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Sweeper posted:

spoilers!!!

Horrific Roughing the passer call

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Sweeper
Nov 29, 2007
The Joe Buck of Posting
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mcmagic posted:

Horrific Roughing the passer call

yeah that was pretty bad

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Abugadu
Jul 12, 2004

1st Sgt. Matthews and the men have Procured for me a cummerbund from a traveling gypsy, who screeched Victory shall come at a Terrible price. i am Honored.

Elephanthead posted:

This is like being in Hawaii, the football starts in the dark, where this game belongs!

It’s 1140pm here, I’m just masochistic.

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davecrazy
Nov 25, 2004

I'm an insufferable shitposter who does not deserve to root for such a good team. Also, this is what Matt Harvey thinks of me and my garbage posting.
What the the defender supposed to do there? The QB still had the ball in his hand when he made contact.

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Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

Sweeper posted:

spoilers!!!

I mean you can say that about any particular play in this game so

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fsif
Jul 18, 2003

 The ball was still in Ryan's hand when contact was made

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kazil
Jul 24, 2005

A fancy little mouse🐁!

 "they are going to give the benefit of the doubt to the quarterback* every time"

*white quarterback

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Sweeper
Nov 29, 2007
The Joe Buck of Posting
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lmbo that tight end just fell over after the jets missed a tackel

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That Which Squeaks
Aug 28, 2006

"Good. Use your aggressive feelings, boy. Let the hate flow through you."
-Bill Belichick
Patterson took the good juice this offseason

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Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
Cordarrelle Patterson, the one good Falcons player.

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fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
I just turned this on.

Why did I turn this game on?

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Sweeper
Nov 29, 2007
The Joe Buck of Posting
Dinosaur Gum

fartknocker posted:

I just turned this on.

Why did I turn this game on?

technically it is football

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Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
The Falcons are loving garbage.

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mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

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The refs are worse now than they ever have been in my lifetime of watching football.

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kazil
Jul 24, 2005

A fancy little mouse🐁!

Sweeper posted:

technically it is football

It's only technically football if it comes from the Football region of America, this is sparkling clownball

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Pershing
Feb 21, 2010

John "Black Jack" Pershing
Hard Fucking Core
 I'd like to thank my local Falcons affiliate for going with church services instead of the game.

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