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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Football Funhouse > NFL GDT Week 5: DOINK DOINK DOINK DOINK DOINK DOINK DOINK DOINK DOINK DO- game winner
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Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

sirtommygunn posted:

Maybe do not assign a defensive linemen to cover their best receiver lmao

Or do who cares

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Doctor Teeth
Sep 12, 2008

sirtommygunn posted:

Maybe do not assign a defensive linemen to cover their best receiver lmao

*flashes back to justin houston "covering" antonio brown in a playoff game*

yeah don't do that

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kazil
Jul 24, 2005

A fancy little mouse🐁!

 How did an actual professional football team in the National Football League manage to lose to the New York Jets?

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That Which Squeaks
Aug 28, 2006

"Good. Use your aggressive feelings, boy. Let the hate flow through you."
-Bill Belichick
63 total first quarter yards this season

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Professor Funk
Aug 4, 2008

WE ALL KNOW WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN
The Jets have 63 yards in the first quarter this season.

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Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

kazil posted:

How did an actual professional football team in the National Football League manage to lose to the New York Jets?

Game of inches

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Sweeper
Nov 29, 2007
The Joe Buck of Posting
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Professor Funk posted:

The Jets have 63 yards in the first quarter this season.

good news the first quarter just ended the jets can play football now!!

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Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
Did the jets fly in this morning?

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fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

Sweeper posted:

good news the first quarter just ended the jets can play football now!!

Can you really call what the Jets do "football"?

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Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
Nobody can stop Cordarrelle Patterson.

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kazil
Jul 24, 2005

A fancy little mouse🐁!

 Jets are buying hard into every play action

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Sweeper
Nov 29, 2007
The Joe Buck of Posting
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every play to patterson

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mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

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loving Pitts did nothing before this game lol

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Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

mcmagic posted:

loving Pitts did nothing before this game lol

Would you say he is the Pitts?

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sudo rm -rf
Aug 2, 2011


$ mv fullcommunism.sh
/america
$ cd /america
$ ./fullcommunism.sh


 i can’t tell if our offense is starting to click or if it’s just the jets

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Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


 :rip:

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mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

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Jets really came to play today.

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fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
lol

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Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
Did someone tell the Jets that it's no longer the first quarter?

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SquirrelyPSU
May 27, 2003

mcmagic posted:

loving Pitts did nothing before this game lol

Rookie physical freak takes until Week 5, news at 11.

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Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
Glad I woke up early for this

https://twitter.com/BrianCoz/status/1447205850012168197

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RC and Moon Pie
May 5, 2011

 Well, we know Atlanta won't be picking first this year. Jets aren't going to win another this year.

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mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

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Jets had their 2 best pass rushers on TE's on those 2 TDs LOL. Great defense.

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davecrazy
Nov 25, 2004

I'm an insufferable shitposter who does not deserve to root for such a good team. Also, this is what Matt Harvey thinks of me and my garbage posting.
It would be more fun if the Jets could be less bad.

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surf rock
Aug 12, 2007

We need more women in STEM, and by that, I mean skateboarding, television, esports, and magic.
show me more whimsical interstitials of daily life on the streets of London, cowards

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Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


 https://twitter.com/PigskinPapers/status/1447206187242512389

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Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
jesus christ how in the god drat gently caress did we lose to this team

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haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






 don't let the Jets back in the States

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Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


 booooooooooooooooooooooooo

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ZenVulgarity
Oct 9, 2012

I made the hat by transforming my zen

 The JMEN

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mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

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WTF is that throw lol

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SquirrelyPSU
May 27, 2003


 Yiiiiiiiiiiikes Zach

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Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
Zach Wilson must've watched himself play last week and went, "I should stop doing that."

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TASTE THE PAIN!!
May 18, 2004

 :fork:

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RC and Moon Pie
May 5, 2011

 Almost as much on that int return than the Jets have at all.

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sirtommygunn
Mar 7, 2013



 Back in total disaster form, at least last week was fun, hope they can pull off that whole "looking like an actual NFL team" thing again before the end of the year.

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kazil
Jul 24, 2005

A fancy little mouse🐁!

 I miss the days when TV would advertise alcohol to me instead of gambling

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BGrifter
Mar 16, 2007

Winner of Something Awful PS5 thread's Posting Excellence Award June 2022

Congratulations!
I’m going back to bed.

lol Jets.

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fsif
Jul 18, 2003

 I did not expect Zach Wilson to look like such dogshit, even as a rookie

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surf rock
Aug 12, 2007

We need more women in STEM, and by that, I mean skateboarding, television, esports, and magic.
The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Spooky Argument Stadium > The Football Frighthouse > NFL Early Morning Low Effort GDT: Cor blimey, relegate the New York Jets!

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