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cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




https://www.apple.com/apple-events/event-stream/



timb release the 16 m2 mbp

edit: stream

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=exM1uajp--A

cinci zoo sniper fucked around with this message at 18:00 on Oct 18, 2021

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akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

somebody photoshop the goatse hands onto that event picture

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

vodkat
Jun 30, 2012



cannot legally be sold as vodka

akadajet posted:

somebody photoshop the goatse hands onto that event picture

:five:

Empty Pockets
Jun 11, 2008
I gave up waiting and bought a thinkpad after the last event.

M1X will drop in MMXXII, you heard it here first

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




unleashed

my homie dhall
Dec 9, 2010

honey, oh please, it's just a machine

poty
Jun 21, 2008

虹はどこで終わるのですか? あなたの魂の中で、または地平線で?
ugh somebody leak the keynote video i cant wait

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




poty posted:

ugh somebody leak the keynote video i cant wait

https://youtu.be/Y4Fes8Up1tA

Soricidus
Oct 21, 2010
freedom-hating statist shill
I can’t wait for the 14” macbook pentium with mmx

Empty Pockets
Jun 11, 2008

Soricidus posted:

I can’t wait for the 14” macbook pentium with mmx

Wait for next year’s, it’ll have SSE

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

Trolling Link for a decade


or maybe Apple will license the voodoo 3dfx card and we can get a Max Headroomized zombie Jobs saying welllllcome to Mac at startup

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?

poty posted:

ugh somebody leak the keynote video i cant wait

timb-peeing-on-intel-logo.heif

ultravoices
May 10, 2004

You are about to embark on a great journey. Are you ready, my friend?
this is a really good thread title

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

rumor is we’re getting a camera notch on Mac laptops now. which means get ready for badly implemented notches on pcs next year.

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003


I don’t know why but I have the urge to take out my wallet.

Video Nasty
Jun 17, 2003

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored



tim introduce the new cube but it's a sheath that holds three minis with active cooling on the bottom

mediaphage
Mar 22, 2007

Excuse me, pardon me, sheer perfection coming through

Agile Vector posted:

tim introduce the new cube but it's a sheath that holds three minis with active cooling on the bottom

2021 year of the cluster

Best Bi Geek Squid
Mar 25, 2016
can't wait for the bezel-less, notch-ified, camera-bump, intel-powered mbp

neutral milf hotel
Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

neutral milf hotel
Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
rumor going around is Tim Apple delayed the new M1X MacBook Pros cuz the chip couldn't handle the new 2021 ISO Teledildonics specs

qirex
Feb 15, 2001

neutral milf hotel posted:

rumor going around is Tim Apple delayed the new M1X MacBook Pros cuz the chip couldn't handle the new 2021 ISO Teledildonics specs

lol at the idea that tim would follow a spec instead of building their own that they could get a 10% rev share of via an official licensing scheme

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp

Agile Vector posted:

tim introduce the new cube but it's a sheath that holds three minis with active cooling on the bottom

i want this so badly yes

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?
Tim gets on stage wearing a sombrero and a fake mustache.

“buenos notches”

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?

Jonny 290 posted:

i want this so badly yes

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮

The Management posted:

Tim gets on stage wearing a sombrero and a fake mustache.

“buenos notches”

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts
https://www.apple.com/apple-events/event-stream/

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal

Agile Vector posted:

tim introduce the new cube but it's a sheath that holds three minis with active cooling on the bottom

apple's harmonious three-way tim cube

SlowBloke
Aug 14, 2017
what the gently caress is this warez intro

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013





or here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=exM1uajp--A

poty
Jun 21, 2008

虹はどこで終わるのですか? あなたの魂の中で、または地平線で?
the hyperspace effect on the pre-stream loop is pretty trippy on a tv

qirex
Feb 15, 2001

the attract loop they have going makes me wish they had abstract screen savers on the apple tv [or you could add your own like milkdrop, etc.]

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




[startup tone chimes]

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts
garage band, get it

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
this is embarrassing

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




magsafe spoiler

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts
tim get outta that tall grass

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cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




whats the over/under on this guy vaping

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