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priest: yea and then judas betrayed jesus for 30 pieces of silver me, in a wutang shirt, nodding sagely: dolla dolla bill ---------------- |
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Oct 13, 2021 01:01
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Oct 13, 2021 01:04
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take the moon posted:priest: yea and then judas betrayed jesus for 30 pieces of silver lol
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Oct 13, 2021 01:16
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(youth pastor born in 1987 speaking to congregation of people born in 2004) Christ was crosspilled, deadass
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Oct 13, 2021 01:17
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Doctor Dogballs posted:(youth pastor born in 1987 speaking to congregation of people born in 2004) Christ was crosspilled, deadass lmao https://i.imgur.com/W7qTiB3.mp4 |
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Oct 13, 2021 01:20
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reading the bible and speaking in tongues until other members of the congregation join in, but it's actually just the table of contents and I'm too high to pronounce "deuteronomy" and "ecclesiastes" properly
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Oct 13, 2021 04:46
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Doctor Dogballs posted:(youth pastor born in 1987 speaking to congregation of people born in 2004) Christ was crosspilled, deadass
Gluehead posted:i met snow at a restaurant once and i was like 'man, informer is a really good song!' and he just looked up from the bowl of french onion soup he was eating, mouthed the words 'gently caress off' and then he gave me the finger twice with boths hands, then crossed the two fingers to make a cross and aimed it at me |
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Oct 13, 2021 06:07
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judas shorted the eighth too |
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Oct 13, 2021 06:17
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I'm mostly just here for the crackers and grape juice
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Oct 13, 2021 06:47
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Macnult posted:judas shorted the eighth too this judas guy sounds like hed bogart the joint 
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Oct 13, 2021 11:37
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And then the mushrooms kick in and Satan comes before you with a massive butt and gives you high fives under the pew. |
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Oct 13, 2021 11:58
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pew pew |
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Oct 13, 2021 12:24
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Doctor Dogballs posted:(youth pastor born in 1987 speaking to congregation of people born in 2004) Christ was crosspilled, deadass Jesus made a TikTok account for all of us, it's up to us to duet his videos |
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Oct 13, 2021 13:00
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getting caught rolling a fat dart in the confession booth using the communion wafers
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Oct 13, 2021 13:23
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*priest handing you the blood of christ* we gettin cross faded today lol
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Oct 13, 2021 15:07
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Slurping down the entire blood of christ I feel funny I think this was drug blood, this guy must have been tripping balls when he died!
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Oct 13, 2021 15:21
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Just belting out lyrics to Jesus Christ Superstar whenever the hymns start because I don't know those.
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Oct 13, 2021 15:22
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take me to church I'll worship like a frog on a cool wednesday night I can tell you my sins and you can light up my pipe |
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Oct 13, 2021 15:34
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Oct 13, 2021 15:34
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----- take me to church I'll worship like a frog on a cool wednesday night I can tell you my sins and you can light up my pipe ------ 
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moses im giving you these commandments ten ud better not break them moses: oink oink pig ---------------- |
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Oct 16, 2021 18:28
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Rolling up to the sanctuary, checking my watch every thirty seconds, hoping the preacher hurries up with the hellfire and brimstone 'cause there's a fellowship dinner after the sermon, but he's really on a roll today. Gonna have to very quietly unwrap Nana's purse candy. Oh gently caress. It's those strawberry things, those shits slap. *everyone turns around and stares because my inner monologue became an outside voice monologue during the devotional* |
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Mormon Nailer posted:Rolling up to the sanctuary, checking my watch every thirty seconds, hoping the preacher hurries up with the hellfire and brimstone 'cause there's a fellowship dinner after the sermon, but he's really on a roll today. lol priest: this here is the meat of christ. wont you eat the meat of christ??? me, high in church: lmao ---------------- |
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Oct 16, 2021 23:16
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take the moon posted:lol devil on the streets, christ in the meats |
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Oct 16, 2021 23:25
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had a few weed hosts, they started hitting during the sermon. had a few looks when i started giggling uncontrollably every time the pastor said "rear end"
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Ventral EggSac posted:Jesus made a TikTok account for all of us, it's up to us to duet his videos
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Stoner Sloth posted:devil on the streets, christ in the meats Jesus completed many a feat, So now all know of Jesus's meat https://i.imgur.com/1qBoiAi.mp4
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Oct 17, 2021 00:02
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Jesus "weed" Christ |
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Oct 17, 2021 00:28
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p sure hte rastafari figured this stuff out |
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Oct 17, 2021 00:30
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nesamdoom posted:Jesus completed many a feat, So now all know of Jesus's meat jesus's meat, can not be beat! (seriously he'll be in big trouble if his dad finds out) |
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Oct 17, 2021 01:00
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Oct 18, 2021 04:47
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*stuffing my weed into the censer before the cardinal returns to the antechamber and catches me* *watching the bishops get blazed as hell during procession* |
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Oct 18, 2021 05:03
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Not good experiences for me. Went one time after a dirty cocaine gathering and was very bad high for the most insane doomsday lesson |
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Oct 18, 2021 06:06
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Palm Sunday but it's weed leafs and they are ENORMOUS |
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Oct 18, 2021 13:06
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I spiked the holy water
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Oct 18, 2021 13:07
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*plays byob reggae on the church organ* |
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Oct 18, 2021 13:10
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pixaal posted:I spiked the holy water But I didn't spike the eucharist |
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raising my hand cuz I have a question
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