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Got this cattle dog and he is real smart, but he is also a dog, so he is kinda dumb. I was trying to teach him how to crawl, but he got it crosswired in his head with bang/play dead, so now his front half lays on the floor sideways with his rear end in the air and propels himself like some kind of hosed up dog torpedo. What tricks do your dogs know that they're too stupid to figure out properly? What are some weird tricks I should teach this dummy? My favorite so far is making him jump on command straight into the air. 
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It’s not a failure of the dog, but of the trainer
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Oct 14, 2021 01:54
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Brother Tadger posted:It’s not a failure of the dog, but of the trainer Well I post on Somethingawful, so you already know I'm dumb as hell
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Oct 14, 2021 01:55
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I taught my dog to get on the ottoman when I point and say circus dog
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Oct 14, 2021 02:29
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Teach your dog to start non profit organizations.
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Oct 14, 2021 02:36
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Oct 14, 2021 02:38
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your dog looks ashamed, your carpet is amazing, and I like your pillows. My absolutely broken rear end can't bend down to kiss my head livestock guardian dog during bad pain days so I taught him that me tapping the brick wall beside his big brick of a head means "please stand up so I can kiss your head spot and tell you goodnight". He gleefully gets up and closes his eyes and wags his tail in anticipation of impending smooch. The service dog knows to beat the poo poo out of me if I'm not listening to one of his alerts and that's stupid of me because his paws hurt but I guess it's also not stupid because I need to listen to my good boy, too.
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Oct 14, 2021 02:42
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500excf type r posted:I taught my dog to get on the ottoman when I point and say circus dog Been working on this, except I say parkour. Currently working on his balance too, by ording him onto the hammock. He loves it. Fucker knows at least twenty commands. Too bad they all go out his head if he is outside. When we got him, he was two years old and only knew shake. It takes anywhere from five tries minimum to two days to teach him each new trick. It's insane deadeyez fucked around with this message at 03:25 on Oct 14, 2021 |
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Oct 14, 2021 03:21
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Teach him to play basketball.
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Oct 14, 2021 11:26
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I taught my dog how to do the Old Yeller trick. It only worked once though.
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Oct 14, 2021 11:28
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This is Aggie. Her trick is slamming the goddamn door open and getting on the bed. No one taught her to do this.
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Oct 14, 2021 12:22
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I taught one of my dogs to render cool lighting effects on the fly. 
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Oct 14, 2021 14:26
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Das Boo posted:This is Aggie. Her trick is slamming the goddamn door open and getting on the bed. No one taught her to do this. OH hell yeah another cattle dog. This guy slams doors too. He punches with his face, I have no idea how his snout doesn't break. I'm actually forbidden from teaching him basketball/volleyball due to windows and the TV. He will projectile boop tiny hollow balls so hard they shake the TV, we don't want broken stuff
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Oct 14, 2021 15:47
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When we first got him, he was pretty wild. Would flip out whenever I came upstairs, like I'm a threat. Literally didn't know chicken was food (fed hippie paste, now eats like a normal dog). The first time someone knocked on the door he splattered poo poo all over the wall. Turns out he has very active anal glands that squirt when he is in danger, much like a skunk.
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Oct 14, 2021 15:50
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Im the pouf your dog's rear end is on.
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