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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > who decided elvis was the king
 
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flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches

hell astro course posted:

actually i don't know how elves decide their kings. is it some kind of birthright thing? Some kinda elf magic? Power? Fey politics are too confusing so i will just continue to imagine their cities as various rocks and trees. Not my problem.

They never die so there's no succession, the King is just the first one who managed to get ahold of the crown however long ago

That's why they gently caress with any mortal that stumbles into the court, they all love drama and haven't had any in thousands of years

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