who decided elvis was the king

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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > who decided elvis was the king

God appoints kings, op, so it was god

It was more than that, Elvis was the second coming of Jesus but he ended up dying an even more undignified death.

# ¿ Oct 15, 2021 01:17

# ¿ May 16, 2024 22:25

If this trend continues, then how will he die an even more embarrassing third death when he comes back again? I bet it's gonna involve TikTok somehow

It will most certainly involve him making GBS threads himself like the previous two did.

# ¿ Oct 15, 2021 16:16

Popular acclaim. After all, 50 million Elvis fans can't be wrong.

It's not a matter of right and wrong so much as there's enough of them to impose their reality on everyone else.

# ¿ Oct 16, 2021 23:01

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