who decided elvis was the king

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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > who decided elvis was the king

Genesplicer: Oct 19, 2002; I give your invention the worst grade imaginable: An A-minus-minus!; Total Clam

I don't know about Elvis, but I do know that after David Bowie died, Kanye West declared himself the next Blackstar.

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Genesplicer: Oct 19, 2002; I give your invention the worst grade imaginable: An A-minus-minus!; Total Clam

Lucky Guy posted:

God appoints kings, op, so it was god

"The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held Excalibur aloft from the bosom of the water to signify by Divine Providence that he, Elvis, was to carry Excalibur."

That is why he is your king!

# ¿ Oct 14, 2021 22:42

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