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Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009
This has probably already been said but guns are cool and I’m glad they are allowed here

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Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009
Work in a liquor store for a few days and you will see just how much alcoholism is a disease. When you hand a pint of cheap vodka to the same guy every day, three times a day it begins to sink in. His hands shake the whole time and he can’t look you in the eye because of his shame over the state he is in. He doesn’t want this vodka, he needs it to live. Addiction is a terrible disease.

Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009
Kars4Komrads

Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009
Conservative opinion: Women should know how to cook

Liberal opinion: Non binary people and men also should know how to cook. Cooking is essential and everyone should know the basics.

Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009
Bedtime is 9:45

Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009
Dogs are boys

Cats are girls

Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009
My conservative opinion is that All the cool jobs are orbited by fatties with circus hair. You see this a lot in coastal cities because the ocean is where Fatlantis is.

Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009

Regarde Aduck posted:

what the gently caress is a neon

Inert Nobel gas atomic number 69.

Cringest gaseous element out there

Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009
Missionary is the Christian way to gently caress the flag.

Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009

A Strange Aeon posted:

We haven't discussed this yet in the thread, but I'd be curious if anyone has some anecdotes about who makes better lovers, conservatives or liberals?

Better by whose regard?

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Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009

Who What Now posted:

Most pleasing direction for a wiener to curve

Liberals all got upside down cavities so this is a no brainer

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