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I don’t really get how they keep it secure or whatever. You fill the drat thing out with a pencil
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Oct 16, 2021 17:13
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They are safe in the knowledge that only idiots play the lottery
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Oct 16, 2021 17:33
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You can try but in my experience anything involving a fake lottery ticket ends badly. Years ago they sold gag winning tickets that looked enough like real tickets that they were believable if you didn't read the fine print on the back. I knew a guy who got the absolute poo poo beat out of him for giving these things(along with authentic scratch-offs) as Xmas gifts. His friend (an idiot, admittedly) was convinced he had won 25k and immediately blew a couple grand of his own money to celebrate. Before actually verifying the ticket with the high tier lottery place. He was understandably pissed when he basically got laughed out of the place.
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epic 2012 username posted:I don’t really get how they keep it secure or whatever. You fill the drat thing out with a pencil The lottery knows where and when every ticket was sold so not really
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Oct 16, 2021 17:35
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Not anymore because each lotto ticket is registered with a bar code back at central lotto hq and unless you can replicate everything perfectly it's gonna be immediately obvious
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Oct 16, 2021 17:35
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Don't listen to these naysayers OP, I think you're on to something, and I think you can make it happen
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Oct 16, 2021 17:36
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no because computers
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Oct 16, 2021 17:44
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Just buy all the lottery tickets and then you don't have to fake the winning number, it's simple
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Oct 16, 2021 18:04
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Tite Barnacle posted:You can try but in my experience anything involving a fake lottery ticket ends badly. Years ago they sold gag winning tickets that looked enough like real tickets that they were believable if you didn't read the fine print on the back. I knew a guy who got the absolute poo poo beat out of him for giving these things(along with authentic scratch-offs) as Xmas gifts. His friend (an idiot, admittedly) was convinced he had won 25k and immediately blew a couple grand of his own money to celebrate. Before actually verifying the ticket with the high tier lottery place. He was understandably pissed when he basically got laughed out of the place. lol
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Oct 16, 2021 18:06
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Lotteries hate this one weird trick: see into the future what numbers are gonna win then enter those. Legally they have to let you win then.
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Oct 16, 2021 18:11
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If you just sell fake lottery tickets, op, it's all the profit with none of the risk. Most people aren't expecting to win so it's just like taking candy from a baby
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Oct 16, 2021 18:15
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Couldn't I just start my own gas station and then print hundreds of thousands of lottery tickets covering every possible number combination so that I am guaranteed to win, and then taking out a loan to inject money into my cash register and saying it's the amount I was paid for all of those tickets
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Oct 16, 2021 18:18
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new goon project, but this time it'll definitely work
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Oct 16, 2021 18:19
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lotto is just a tax and its easier just to cheat on your regular taxes OP
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Oct 16, 2021 18:27
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Tite Barnacle posted:You can try but in my experience anything involving a fake lottery ticket ends badly. Years ago they sold gag winning tickets that looked enough like real tickets that they were believable if you didn't read the fine print on the back. I knew a guy who got the absolute poo poo beat out of him for giving these things(along with authentic scratch-offs) as Xmas gifts. His friend (an idiot, admittedly) was convinced he had won 25k and immediately blew a couple grand of his own money to celebrate. Before actually verifying the ticket with the high tier lottery place. He was understandably pissed when he basically got laughed out of the place. An actual hero is rare in this day and age
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Oct 16, 2021 19:00
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I've simply become clairvoyant to see the numbers in advance and just don't tell you, because I hate you, op
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Oct 16, 2021 19:07
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That's not true. I'm not clairvoyant, op.
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Oct 16, 2021 19:10
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deep dish peat moss posted:Couldn't I just start my own gas station and then print hundreds of thousands of lottery tickets covering every possible number combination so that I am guaranteed to win, and then taking out a loan to inject money into my cash register and saying it's the amount I was paid for all of those tickets Ya but you'll still lose the numbers here are staggering.
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Oct 16, 2021 19:17
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Lol op how loving stupid are you
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Oct 16, 2021 19:26
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poo poo man who needs a fake? I KNOW this next one is gonna be the one! Mamma's gonna retire in the Keys baby!
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Oct 16, 2021 19:37
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Tite Barnacle posted:You can try but in my experience anything involving a fake lottery ticket ends badly. Years ago they sold gag winning tickets that looked enough like real tickets that they were believable if you didn't read the fine print on the back. I knew a guy who got the absolute poo poo beat out of him for giving these things(along with authentic scratch-offs) as Xmas gifts. His friend (an idiot, admittedly) was convinced he had won 25k and immediately blew a couple grand of his own money to celebrate. Before actually verifying the ticket with the high tier lottery place. He was understandably pissed when he basically got laughed out of the place. Yeah at one of my old jobs someone did that to someone else there once and the poor guy was walking around bragging about the winning ticket and everything. The person who gave the ticket to him was an older guy with a limp though so I don't think he ended up getting his rear end beat over it
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Oct 16, 2021 19:38
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Ginette Reno posted:Yeah at one of my old jobs someone did that to someone else there once and the poor guy was walking around bragging about the winning ticket and everything. The person who gave the ticket to him was an older guy with a limp though so I don't think he ended up getting his rear end beat over it Maybe that's how he got the limp. Old guy's been pranking for years
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Oct 16, 2021 19:40
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Treecko posted:Maybe that's how he got the limp. Old guy's been pranking for years Entirely possible. He has been pranking for years. He's one of the funniest people I've ever met and he's just this older guy with a limp who delivers pizzas. He's still doing it as far as I know.
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tell no one if you win the lottery. verify you have a real winning ticket, give two full weeks notice at work and tell people you got a job in another state. let them buy you a goodbye cake from safeway and act normal. tell family you’re on an extended vacation or maybe work related trip for a month and complain it will not be fun move away to not that state you told former coworkers about but a secret third location, live frugally. contact a law firm that specializes in sudden wealth and tax stuff etc, basically get all your ducks in a row for a little privacy and professional financial help oh and this is for like ten million plus if you won like $25k well congrats: tell no one, spend none of it. Now you have an adequate savings account against one minor life setback. get your car tuned up and put some new tires on there, maybe buy a couple new vidja games. Buy the latest iphone. save the rest ya mook
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Oct 16, 2021 20:35
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i won the lottery
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Oct 16, 2021 20:52
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it was meeting you, gbs
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Oct 16, 2021 20:53
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because there's no way in heck anybody sucks my god drat balls like you do
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Oct 16, 2021 20:54
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deep dish peat moss posted:Couldn't I just start my own gas station and then print hundreds of thousands of lottery tickets covering every possible number combination so that I am guaranteed to win, and then taking out a loan to inject money into my cash register and saying it's the amount I was paid for all of those tickets for the actual big lottery it would be more like hundreds of millions of tickets so no there have been a couple of goofy lotteries where in certain cases, yes, buying all the tickets was a winning proposition. so people did it until the states realized was was happening and shut down those lotteries https://www.inc.com/bill-murphy-jr/this-couple-found-a-math-error-in-lottery-made-27-million-playing-over-over-for-55-weeks.html
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Oct 16, 2021 21:11
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Theres just as much probability that the numbers will be 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6 as any other combination and if you ask me those numbers are about due to come in
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Oct 16, 2021 21:35
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The lottery is how the wizard cabal pays its secret informants OP, they already know who is going to 'win' and it's not you
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Chrs posted:Theres just as much probability that the numbers will be 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6 as any other combination and if you ask me those numbers are about due to come in lottery tickets with sequences of numbers with exceptionally low entropy in fact have a smaller EV than those with random numbers, because of the increased likelihood of multiple people purchasing tickets with the same numbers, leading to a split pot 
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yeah you just fill it out after you saw the results then take it in.
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