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Been calling it Jenkem Ring and saying “Assy one, bring me more turds” to keep the hype levels down.
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I call it Elden Bring because the Assy One keeps “bring”ing me some turds (from soft games)
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Feb 1, 2022 14:45
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That Little Demon posted:fond memories in 2009 or 10 whenever dark souls came out, quit my job and became unemployed for 5 months and just smoked weed and played dark souls and eat chips for breakfast, probably the best moments of my entire life. unemployment ftw Being an unemployed gamer is the happiest I’ve ever been and I wish I could go back.
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Feb 7, 2022 22:40
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Feb 8, 2022 02:13
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Daikatana Ritsu posted:You have to probate people for saying retard even though you're 35 years old. Lol
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Feb 12, 2022 03:04
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This guy needs to Elden “ring” some bitches and get laid.
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Feb 16, 2022 01:32
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mysterious loyall X posted:Try gettting some weirdly flavorful dang na bangus Lmao
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Feb 19, 2022 06:03
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This game is 9000 japnese yen coins wtf.
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Feb 20, 2022 01:57
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I’m thinking about paying ¥9240 for this instead of buy it on sale in 4 years.
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Feb 22, 2022 04:59
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loving frog tracker and normie rear end friends in the group chat posting installation screenshots got me opening my wallet
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Feb 22, 2022 05:00
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HolePisser1982 posted:Thoughts like that are reserved for the rarest Einsteinian levels of genius.. don’t waste it Doing this in the Elden Ring store page. https://youtu.be/Y0sBS0K5f4I
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Feb 22, 2022 06:08
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My pc can’t run elden ring and now I’m buying an xbox.
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Feb 22, 2022 11:50
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HolePisser1982 posted:What are you, the smartest man who ever lived? Thank you.
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Feb 22, 2022 15:47
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This unlocks perfectly at 8am Japan time, which is my prime gaming time. No work projects until March. Ahhh. Nothing short of Nuclear war could stop me now.
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Feb 24, 2022 10:05
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Restart Steam.
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Feb 25, 2022 00:01
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Wormskull posted:AIDS Frog. This.
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Feb 25, 2022 00:05
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Runs at 60fps on medium, well under the minimum specs...lol
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Feb 25, 2022 01:26
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Have yet to venture out to The Lands Between tho...
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Feb 25, 2022 01:27
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b_d posted:maybe i should try it on my aging gaming laptop and refund that rear end if it doesn't work. That was my plan, but its buttery smooth so far...
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Feb 25, 2022 01:28
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herculon posted:Decided to go back and do the tutorial cave. Now that I know how to run, this game doesn’t stand a chance Please share.
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Feb 25, 2022 01:35
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I was trying to figure out how to do a gesture but my skinny-fat middle aged guy squatted down in his underpants and screamed in frustration instead. Oh, and so did my Elden Ring Character.
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Feb 25, 2022 01:40
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I got the tude now posted:fingers crossed myself, my graphics card is bare minimum and everything else is... real bad. Exact same sitch. Looks and runs great so far (Still in a cave)
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Feb 25, 2022 01:40
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HolePisser1982 posted:btw: two hand your weapon by holding Y/triangle and tapping R1 (or L1 for left hand) 
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Feb 25, 2022 01:47
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EmmyOk posted:I was straight into the pit, I love ghosts. Also lol at the end of it. You get a gesture also as a pick up at the end of it so I recommend all imps run through it. I didnt even realise that was skippable. I jumped straight down the hole.
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Feb 25, 2022 02:14
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Daikatana Ritsu posted:the hype got me bros. installing now It's a loving virus.
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Feb 25, 2022 02:32
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Kongming posted:There is an easy mode in this game after all. Just lay down a message that everyone loves, you get a small heal every time someone upvotes your messages. I put a message that said "Behold, bug!" next to some bugs in a cave and am well over 100 upvotes already, constantly getting free heals. It's absurd. There was some message right at the beginning that was just something like “behold elden ring!” That had 9999 appraisals less than half an hour after launch.
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Feb 25, 2022 03:15
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apropos to nothing posted:honestly really not sure why youre all so excited to play this The crafting guy is right.
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Feb 25, 2022 04:28
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Could someone kindly answer Was there supposed to be a boss at the end of the Tutorial Cave, aside from the knight in the hole and the tough spider that easily killed me? There was a ton of messages saying Tough Enemy up ahead! And a grace sign then I stumbled around at was outside in fake Firelink Shrine spoilers for the opening cave area i guess.
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Feb 25, 2022 04:51
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That Little Demon posted:did you take the key as your starting item? Cheers mate
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Feb 25, 2022 05:17
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My guy looks like he’s scared shitless in his little loincloth holding his club two-handed. loving pussy.
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Feb 25, 2022 05:55
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American McGay posted:I'm so far off the beaten path lmao. At the very start when you meet your maiden and she wants you to go through the gate with the big guy I've gone every other direction but that one. I thought I had a handle on the map but it's spiraling out of control now. I don’t even know what the “start” is. I’m in a catacomb in my diaper. I’m level 1 and I haven’t unlocked levelling up yet and I’m fighting a cat.
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Feb 25, 2022 09:28
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American McGay posted:Lmao. That boss rules. His animations are so strange it really makes the whole thing seem creepy as hell. I honestly thought it was the pc stuttering everyone else seems to be moaning about.
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Feb 25, 2022 09:31
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Grow up.
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Feb 25, 2022 15:40
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Haven’t been able to sink into this like I wanted. Went drinking with some friends and all we talked about was this game and how we wish we were at home playing it.
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Feb 26, 2022 03:39
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Is there an impzone group password on pc? Would be nice to see some imp blood stains instead of to ones that don’t work.
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Feb 26, 2022 23:49
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I’ve died so many times because my brain has been hardwired to lay on the ground after a hit for the iframes like it’s Monster Hunter.
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Feb 27, 2022 14:08
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Launch day I was getting a waterfall of constant appraisals for just posting but hole and dog messages everywhere but I guess no one looks at messages anymore because of that crap lol. Oh well.
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Feb 27, 2022 14:13
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10 hours in. Still in the first area. Just got to Round Hold and decided to go back and gently caress around in the first area because I am wearing the armor and weapons the first enemies dropped and I'm sure there has got to be something better somewhere haha.
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Feb 28, 2022 05:37
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Victory Position posted:I got a single wolf summon in the poison swamp from the teleport trap I entered and it's so strong. It can inflict scarlet rot and it's very strong. He helped me get out of that place and I love him.
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