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therattle: Jul 24, 2007; Soiled Meat

packetmantis posted:

r/relationships: no one has genitals in the afterlife

# ? Oct 20, 2021 12:15

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kntfkr posted:

Everyone below this post is an rear end in a top hat.

everyone between these two posts is a double rear end in a top hat, yes even you

# ? Oct 20, 2021 12:48

Malcolm Excellent: May 20, 2007; Buglord

That's no rear end in a top hat, that's my wife!

# ? Oct 20, 2021 12:51

greazeball: Feb 4, 2003

Canuckistan posted:

Everyone below this post is a Satan shitplane.

hell yeah

# ? Oct 20, 2021 13:43

Runcible Cat: May 28, 2007; Ignoring this post

packetmantis posted:

r/relationships: no one has genitals in the afterlife

r/relationships: she responded by screaming and turning up the volume of the porn

Ed: satan shitplane gangtag when?

Double ed: oh dear god how could I have forgotten the beans

Runcible Cat fucked around with this message at 13:51 on Oct 20, 2021

# ? Oct 20, 2021 13:47

Dazerbeams: Jul 8, 2009

Another...classic?

TIFU by demanding that my girlfriend show me where she buried our beans in the woods, causing her to break up with me.

quote:

I admit I posted a version of this on the relationship subreddit the other day, but they closed it with no explanation, I assume because they just decided it was fake. I can see how they might think that, but this is a true thing that happened and is happening, and now there is more to it because I actually got broken up with over it.

With all that is going on, we had stocked up on supplies, including some canned goods. I ordered a few weeks ago 30 cans of beans. 10 are black beans, 10 are kidney beans, and 10 are pink beans. Also, I ordered 15 cans of chickpeas. I thought this is a reasonable amount of beans and chickpeas to have every now and then and would last for quite some time.

However earlier this week I opened the cabinet because I wanted to make a vegetarian chili using two cans of beans, but all of the beans were gone. What the hell?

I asked my girlfriend and she told me she buried all of the beans in the woods.

At first I thought she was joking, but she explained, no, she had buried the beans in the woods. WTF?

I asked her to explain and she told me she was afraid that "if things get bad" we might have to worry about "looters or whatever" and that the beans would be in danger of being stolen. I said I thought this was completely ridiculous and unlikely. She became angry at me and said she "is protecting our beans."

According to her logic, the beans are safely buried in the woods behind our apartment complex, and if we ever need some beans she will go to the "stash" and dig up a can or two, but would prefer if we save them all for "if things get worse".

I said why only bury the beans, why not bury our more valuable items? She said the canned food was most valuable for long-term means, and that since we get fresh food in our online grocery deliveries, it would make sense to continue to stockpile beans. She intends to go bury more beans in the woods every week.

This was too insane for me and I got very upset. I demanded to know where the beans were buried, and she refused to tell me. She said if I knew she was afraid I'd dig them up, I said drat right I would. She said "I will never jeopardize the beans."

The following day I tried to put my foot down, and I'm not usually a foot downer but there are rare issues where compromise is out of the question, and I foolishly decided this was one of those issues. I demanded to know where the beans were buried and I told her if she was going to bury beans I paid for in the woods that I would move out. We fought about it and I kept insisting.

In hindsight I should have just let it go and created my own hidden stash of beans in the apartment, and given her time to maybe cool down about this bean burying scenario, but I blew it all out of proportion. Yeah it's weird to bury beans in the woods but why did I have to press it? What's the harm at the end of the day? In the grand scheme of things? But I kept demanding her to take me to the beans, or at least draw a map or something, and finally she BROKE UP WITH ME. Over the beans. I have lost the love of my life because I couldn't let the drat beans go. I am in disbelief. She moved out. Not only am I heartbroken but I am now paying full rent instead of 50% which is a huge financial issue for me.

TL;DR - I kept demanding that my girlfriend show me where she buried the beans in the woods and she got so angry at me that she ended our relationship and moved out. My heart is shattered and my finances are jeopardized because of a bean hoard.

# ? Oct 20, 2021 13:49

ShootaBoy: Jan 6, 2010; Anime is Bad.
_{Except for Pokemon, Valkyria Chronicles and 100% OJ.}

I still don't understand what the gameplan was with Satan Shitplane girl. Like what was the hosed up dominance masturbating supposed to do, in her mind?

# ? Oct 20, 2021 13:56

teen witch: Oct 9, 2012

ShootaBoy posted:

I still don't understand what the gameplan was with Satan Shitplane girl. Like what was the hosed up dominance masturbating supposed to do, in her mind?

I have a sneaking suspicion she was taught some pretty horrific things as a kid and this is the result of that. I kinda feel bad for her

# ? Oct 20, 2021 13:57

Malcolm Excellent: May 20, 2007; Buglord

That girlfriend ate the beans

# ? Oct 20, 2021 13:58

Halloween Jack: Sep 12, 2003; I WILL CUT OFF BOTH OF MY ARMS BEFORE I VOTE FOR ANYONE THAT IS MORE POPULAR THAN BERNIE!!!!!

will i get a dumptruck rear end by the time i complete the trail?

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it is NOT my main reason for hiking. i know people talk about trail legs, which makes me think of quads and calves, which are great. getting a massive rear end is NOT my main reason for hiking. but in your experience, does hiking the pct result in a significant growth of the gluts? i have OTHER reasons for wanting to hike the pct, having a world class butt is NOT the main reason.

i�m just curious if anyone has had this experience? having a dump truck rear end is not the reason i am hiking.

edit: i�m NOT hiking the pct to get a massive rear end there are a lot of other reasons

# ? Oct 20, 2021 14:01

Brawnfire: Jul 13, 2004; 🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

My "I'm not hiking the PCT to get a dumptruck rear end" printed yoga pants are raising a lot of questions already answered by my printed yoga pants

# ? Oct 20, 2021 14:04

Sisal Two-Step: May 29, 2006; mom without jaw
dad without wife

i'm taking all the Ls now, sorry

quote:

She said "I will never jeopardize the beans."

I think about this phrase too often.

# ? Oct 20, 2021 14:05

Zurtilik: Oct 23, 2015; The Biggest Brain in Guardia

Let's go on a hunt for the buried beans!

# ? Oct 20, 2021 14:07

teen witch: Oct 9, 2012

Zurtilik posted:

Let's go on a hunt for the buried beans!

As long as I get a dumptruck rear end

# ? Oct 20, 2021 14:09

Randy Travesty: Oct 27, 2014; PHANTOM QUEEN

"I demanded to know where the beans were buried, and she refused to tell me."

"I will never jeopardize the beans."

Can't decide if tattoo or headstone. Maybe both thinking about doing the tattoos for real.

ETA: definitely going to draw up something for Satan Shitplane when I get more time.

Randy Travesty fucked around with this message at 14:13 on Oct 20, 2021

# ? Oct 20, 2021 14:11

Captain Yossarian: Feb 24, 2011; All new" Rings of Fire"

My two cats Clover (1f) and Lilly (1f) keep fighting over the unplugged heating pad and it keeps waking my girlfriend and I up in the middle of the night. Please help 🥺

# ? Oct 20, 2021 14:12

Randy Travesty: Oct 27, 2014; PHANTOM QUEEN

Captain Yossarian posted:

My two cats Clover (1f) and Lilly (1f) keep fighting over the unplugged heating pad and it keeps waking my girlfriend and I up in the middle of the night. Please help 🥺

Sorry bud, you're a Satan Shitplane if you tell those cats a single cross word.

# ? Oct 20, 2021 14:14

Soylent Pudding: Jun 22, 2007; We've got people!

The comments in this one reminisce over the classics.

AITA for not learning sign language for step daughter?

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I (30sF) have been married to Buford (40sM) for about a year. I brought Jay (8M) and Juniper (5F) from a past marriage, and until very recently we thought Buford had no children. We had no intentions of having more kids.

As it happens though, it turns out Buford actually does have a daughter Markita (15F). Her mom did not tell Buford about her pregnancy and ultimately moved states, so he had no idea until she reached out on FB. We were a little dubious, but she turned out to be right. Markita and mom moved back to our state in the meantime and live about 40 minutes from us. She wants visitation with Buford which he has agreed to. There's no formal custody arrangement between Buford and mom so it's basically just sporadic weekends and school holidays. Usually this is just between the two of them, but sometimes she will come to the house and has even slept over a few times.

Here's my dilemma. Markita is hearing impaired. I'm not entirely sure to what degree but I do know she almost exclusively uses ASL. No one in our family knows ASL but Buford has been trying to learn for her. The last time Markita was here he pitched to me the idea of us learning ASL as a family.

The truth is that I really don't know if that is worth the effort. Markita is present at our house maybe once a month. I would consider it if she were going to be over more often, but I work 48 hours a week and I just don't have time for something like this. I also know 3 different languages, one of which was in adulthood and it was very difficult for me even fifteen years ago. I just can't fit something like that into my life, but I told Buford that Jay and Juniper can still learn if they're interested.

The kids don't want to since I'm not and now Buford thinks I'm being ridiculous since I have no other way of communicating with Markita. I told him we can work something out but he didn't want to hear it honestly. Markita also thinks I should learn some basic signs but between work and kids even that would be a struggle. AITA for not wanting to learn sign language?

"top comment posted:

YTA. One of the biggest ones I have seen on here. Like Top 3. You might be even a bigger a-hole than the dude who showed up to his ex-girlfriend�s mom�s funeral (that he wasn�t invited to) with a new girlfriend

reply posted:

OP is up there with the guy who threw out all his girlfriend's quirky socks because he thought they would embarrass him in front of his parents

reply posted:

Also up there with the guy who stopped paying for therapy for his daughter because her grades were low

reply posted:

Really? Top 3?

Over the 2 lasagne guys? (One who took a week's worth of food from his gf, refused to return it or give her the money she spent back and the other took his wife's dead grandmothers frozen lasagne to a work pot luck when he knew she was saving it for the anniversary of grandmothers death to share with her mum)

Over the mum who let her daughter file a false abuse claim against her ex to get custody even though dad was a stand up guy and didn't tell daughter mums cheating is why they got divorced?

Over the barely pregnant (like 4 days since did the test) woman who demanded comfort and special treatment at a family funeral where the her cousin in law buried her husband, 3yo and 9 month old?

The "noki" guy that wanted McDonald's prices and portion sizes at a decent restaurant and got him and his gf kicked out?

Than the guy that made his gf cook all the time and never took her out because "she cooks better than any chef" and "she likes olive garden" on the maybe 3 times a year he takes her out (hint, she does NOT like olive garden)?

The guy who spent money his in-laws gave him for his kids college fund on an old Bronco?

Just I think top 10 or 20 is far more reasonable a judgement.

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OP almost reminds me of that one guy who threw out his native gf�s umbilical cord and the little pouch her mother had put it in behind her back because it smelled bad. I still shake my head when I remember that post

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She�s right up there with the mom who had her daughter�s birthday party at Build-a-Bear and then expected the guests to give the bear that they built (and paid for) to her daughter

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Anyone remember the guy who hated that his (very awesome) girlfriend, who was a school teacher, Ms Frizzled it up and wore themed dresses for her students? He was such a dick. Everyone loved it but him.

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You know who else was a loving dick? That guy who ate the entire party sub.

# ? Oct 20, 2021 14:15

Everett False: Sep 28, 2006; Mopsy, I'm starting to question your medical credentials.

Sisal Two-Step posted:

I think about this phrase too often.

My partner and I say we will never jeopardize the beans regularly, and only sometimes in reference to a cat.

# ? Oct 20, 2021 14:15

Sisal Two-Step: May 29, 2006; mom without jaw
dad without wife

i'm taking all the Ls now, sorry

buford and markita

# ? Oct 20, 2021 14:18

a podcast for cats: Jun 22, 2005; Dogs reading from an artifact buried in the ruins of our civilization, "We were assholes- " and writing solemnly, "They were assholes."; Soiled Meat

Sisal Two-Step posted:

I think about this phrase too often.

same, but "snoof some pamps", which is a very cursed phrase that also came from the previous thread.

# ? Oct 20, 2021 14:19

Serephina: Nov 8, 2005; 恐竜戦隊
ジュウレンジャー

I love the classics, but here's some actual fresh content! Whatever you think is under the spoilers, you're wrong.

My [28F] Girlfriend [30F] Is A HUGE People Pleaser and Its Ruining Our Relationship.

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Hi,

My gf and I are in a serious relationship and live together. She is a huge people pleaser, at first I loved her selflessness but then as the rose colored glasses came off I realized that this is actually a fault of hers.

Here are a few examples:

for a whole year of our relationship, my gf woke up/stayed up every single night at 12am to pick her friend up from work because she didnt have a car, this friend rarely contributed gas money as well. Keep in mind that my gf gets up for work at 6am and has poor health so this was very disruptive for her. Our relationship suffered because this favor made my gf much more sleepy and irritable and changed her entire sleep schedule, which made us have less time together. She doesnt do it anymore because she works walking distance from her home, but its an example.

Another time, in the middle of us being intimate (she finished and was about to take care of me after) she checked her phone and asked if it was appropriate to drop off snacks to a friends house before we continued because her friend "didn't feel like leaving the house".

This is just the beginning and I could literally list a million situations where I have felt like I wasn't anywhere on the list of priorities but for clarity sake I will leave it at that. I have friends too and I would do almost anything for them, but nothing that would disrupt my entire life and relationship. I dont think I am a difficult person to please, but this keeps happening. I am apparently not the first girlfriend to have a problem with this and even her mom has pointed out that shes perhaps being a bit too giving.

Her friends are even quite toxic, a few of them are close with my girlfriends abusive ex. I can tell that they are using my girlfriend because she is one of the only people in her friend group that owns a vehicle. They practically treat my girlfriend as a taxi service and only want to spend time with her when it involves some type of favour and its never "hey come over to my house" its "hey can you take me to the store? oh cool you need something from there, lets run errands together all day in your car". If her friends want to do something they invite me and my gf, complain about having no money and my gf picks up the tab (keep in mind, we are both broke as hell too). Also keep in mind that these girls are in their 30's or late 20's, no offence but they should be a lot further in life than they are right now.

I dont want to be the partner who hates their girlfriends friends but some of these women are painfully obvious users. My girlfriend very much so lets them walk all over her. Its painful to watch and every time Ive ever so gently tried to bring it up it ends up in a huge fight caused by defensiveness. She constantly says "i just want everyone to be happy", but fails to realize that this philosophy is actually driving a huge wedge between us.

Sometimes I feel like leaving, often times I feel like Im the other woman and my girlfriend and I and all her friends are in some kind of hosed up unhealthy polyam relationship. I stay because I love her and every once and awhile she gives me 100% (or a healthy amount) of her attention and its wonderful. She can be an incredibly caring partner, but I see less and less of this now, and its only becoming on my birthdays or anniversaries.

TL;DR: my girlfriends friend group is toxic, they constantly use her for things like her car and money. My girlfriend is hell bent on making everyone happy but it is impacting our relationship.

# ? Oct 20, 2021 14:22

therattle: Jul 24, 2007; Soiled Meat

a podcast for cats posted:

same, but "snoof some pamps", which is a very cursed phrase that also came from the previous thread.

Someone just had to go there, didn't they?

# ? Oct 20, 2021 14:23

Malcolm Excellent: May 20, 2007; Buglord

Berth

El

Beans

# ? Oct 20, 2021 14:25

Soylent Pudding: Jun 22, 2007; We've got people!

AITA because I wouldn't duck down on a roller coaster so a family could have a family pic of just them?

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I was on a roller coaster (I guess if you can consider it that), its one of those water rides that have tracks to pull it. Anyways, the boat fits like 6 people in it, and I was with a family of 5. I was in the back, and when we were going up to the top, they asked me to duck down as when we're going straight down there will be a photo and they wanted a family photo.

I'm not sure if its against the rules, I think I would've been safe if i did it, but I really just didn't want to and I felt like I shouldn't have to duck for them so I said no. The parents kept arguing with me telling me to duck so they can have their family photo and they called me a spoilt brat, I told them to go gently caress themselves and then we started going down. This is where I may have been the rear end in a top hat, I flipped off the camera and made a funny face with my tongue out.

Holy poo poo when they looked at the photos they were livid, saying I ruined their opportunity to have a nice family photo. They asked where my parents where and I told them to get lost. Their kids were just laughing their asses off. I'm not sure if they bought the photos or not. THe dude who operated the photos said I was immature and I need to grow up

# ? Oct 20, 2021 14:29

Seth Pecksniff: May 27, 2004; can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

i;m not, jeopardizing thos beans

# ? Oct 20, 2021 14:32

ShootaBoy: Jan 6, 2010; Anime is Bad.
_{Except for Pokemon, Valkyria Chronicles and 100% OJ.}

Serephina posted:

My [28F] Girlfriend [30F] Is A HUGE People Pleaser and Its Ruining Our Relationship.

Just end it now. She will never change if she hasn't changed by now. Staying with her will only mean you get dragged further and further into the black hole of utter losers she has as 'friends'. Jfc people in their 30's mooching rides cause only one person has a car, its like they never left high school.

# ? Oct 20, 2021 14:37

duck trucker: Oct 14, 2017; YOSPOS

Soylent Pudding posted:

AITA because I wouldn't duck down on a roller coaster so a family could have a family pic of just them?

Lmao guy rules. Those kids are going to be dragging their parents over this for years.

# ? Oct 20, 2021 14:39

TEMPLE GRANDIN OS: Dec 10, 2003; ...blyat

clearly the beans jeopardizer hasn't played dayz

# ? Oct 20, 2021 14:45

thunderspanks: Nov 5, 2003; crucify this

This reads like an incel fan fiction

quote:

My girlfriend (22f) and I (23m) had our first MMF threesome. A bad and humiliating experience

My girlfriend (22f) and I (23m) decided to go through a MMF threesome after 1 year of relationship. I left her to pick the guy, of course, as I won't be touching him at all. The guy was really good-looking, but this didn't bother me much, honestly. But I got a bit anxious when he took out an ~8 inch dick, very girthy as well.

So I start having sex with my gf while she blows him, she didn't feel ready for dp, so me and the other guy were taking turns basically.

To put it simply, when he started to gently caress her, I felt like it was useless for me to be there. I've never heard my gf be so vocal, nor I saw her have an orgasm so easily and quickly.

She always told me she has a hard time reaching orgasm, that's why I maybe make her cum ~50% of the times during penetration.

Well, while this guy was loving her, she came 3 times, and came really hard, shaking and almost passing out. 3 times. I never felt insecure about my average 5-inch dick, and I didn't think size mattered much to her pleasure anyway.

She was having fun, too much fun maybe, and I didn't want to ruin the party, so I played along for her peace of mind. The most heart wrecking thing is that when I went back to gently caress her, she was pushing me to go deeper... but I physically couldn't. This killed me.

Now I don't know what to do. The last thing I want is for her to think I'm insecure and weak-minded, but this was honestly the most humiliating experience of my life. I'm not sure if I want to talk to her about this because she will probably just say that size doesn't matter, and it would make me feel worse because it's an obvious white lie in this case. It did matter a lot, apparently.

What can you do to get over this? Should I talk with my gf about this? How would I even bring this up? If someone had a similar experience, I would like to hear what did you do to get over it

TLDR: gf had the best sex of her life with a stranger with a big dick in a threesome, and now I feel like a sub human

# ? Oct 20, 2021 14:54

titty_baby_: Nov 11, 2015

thunderspanks posted:

This reads like an incel fan fiction

Written one handed

# ? Oct 20, 2021 15:01

sullat: Jan 9, 2012

ShootaBoy posted:

Honestly, the milk was the weirdest part of that. Like what kinda place serves chicken and fish fastfood but also milk?

One that lets kids eat there?

# ? Oct 20, 2021 15:04

zakharov: Nov 30, 2002; Tater Love

Hello new thread. Suggestion for the OP: an actual rule/guideline about calling stories out as fake. I don't actually know what the rule is or if there is one. Personally I think it's a more fun thread if we don't do that but some stories just strain credulity a bit too much.

# ? Oct 20, 2021 15:08

Everett False: Sep 28, 2006; Mopsy, I'm starting to question your medical credentials.

I believe the unofficial rule has been:

Make it more interesting than just saying 'seems fake'
Also post content so we have something to talk about other than whether or not it seems fake

# ? Oct 20, 2021 15:13

Dazerbeams: Jul 8, 2009

Maybe we should also have some sort of derail guideline? I generally dislike when conversation gets cut off at the knees, so perhaps requiring content posting along with goony opinions if/when our mercurial IK decides she's had it? That way people can continue arguing while there's a chance a good palate cleanser will be offered up.

# ? Oct 20, 2021 15:16

kimbo305: Jun 9, 2007; actually, yeah, I am a little mad

Everett False posted:

I believe the unofficial rule has been:

Make it more interesting than just saying 'seems fake'

Also post content so we have something to talk about other than whether or not it seems fake

I'm always ok with fake callouts if they cite factual issues with the post, especially ones that are easier to spot with domain knowledge. I can learn something from it.
And when people find OP admissions that the post was fake. Because I'm a buzzkill I guess.

# ? Oct 20, 2021 15:19

blatman: May 10, 2009; 14 inc dont mez

just suspend your disbelief and pretend every post is 100% fact

also it's probably more fun to have loose derail guidelines where the derail either naturally fizzles out or the aforementioned IK just starts chaingunning sixers if it gets too annoying, because what is SA if not a place to embiggen your rap sheet

# ? Oct 20, 2021 15:21

A Wizard of Goatse: Dec 14, 2014

all the stories are fake, some fakes are badly written. Threadban for anyone dumb enough to announce any particular story's fake as though they've cracked some kind of grand mystery imho, but it's ok to make fun of some sadsack's terrible revenge fantasy if you have a funnier joke than just saying "incel"

I don't want to look at kids while I'm having sex

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My partner wants to get portraits of his 2 children, tattooed on his chest, which I get is quite common, but it weirds me out

I don't want to be intimate with him while I've got his two kids staring up/down at me

I feel like I can't voice this to him either because obviously it's his choice and I don't want to put him off of it, but it does make me uncomfortable

I love his chest, I want to be able to look at it, but I feel like I'll try desperately hard not to in order to not put myself off

Does anyone else feel like this or have a partner who has tattoos on his chest? How did/do you feel about it?

Honestly I'd feel weird looking at anyone while having sex (unless he wants to get titanic-era Leonardo Dicaprio tattoo) but especially kids for loving obvious reasons

I might feel completely differently when he actually has them done and not even notice or just find it funny, I'm just worried right now that it's going to freak me out

A Wizard of Goatse fucked around with this message at 15:28 on Oct 20, 2021

# ? Oct 20, 2021 15:24

Bibliotechno Music: Dec 30, 2008

Hooray new thread! Loving the classics. Does anyone have the story where the woman completely changes herself after marriage, because she thinks wives are supposed to be blonde, subservient, well-dressed and made-up Stepfords?

Ffffrrreeeesssshhh content, different kind of wife:

Had a fight with my (26m) wife (35f), didnt find out what was wrong until i checked the security cameras.

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hey people of reddit, new account here because i dont want my wife to see this. so basically, im writing this because we recently had a fight, the biggest one our marriage has seen. it started on a sunday morning, i was just waking up and my wife was going to sleep after playing video games all night, which has become the norm. anyways, it all started when i heard her coming smashing down the hallway from our living room. this scared me a little but if im being honest that wasnt all bad (i take heavy tranquilisers to be able to sleep through her shounting). as i was saying the smashing wasnt bad because it actually woke me up the problems started when she somehow banged a corner off the door by slamming it open, than huffing down onto the bed. i asked what was up, she ignored me. instead she just said "shut the gently caress up and get ready for work". i was very taken aback by this and just got up like she said. it wasnt until i walked into the computer room that i realised why she was so upset. im sorry if this sounds trolly but its the truth. there was a putrid smell coming from the room and after looking i realised it was because there was throw up all over her keyboard. i was concerned of course when i first saw this. is my wife sick? i thought. i hurried back to the bedroom and asked her. this is when the climax of the fight happened. i walked in, asked her in a worried tone, are you ok? in response i got told to "gently caress off oval office" sorry for the language but thats what she said. i was worried that she was sick, but i didnt want to keep prodding so i left the room. i made my way to work as usual, and on the way there i remembered that i have cameras in the computer room that i use to watch my dog when nobodys home. it keeps recordings of moments of loud noises or motion, so i know it would have caught my wife being sick. anyways, on my lunchbreak i loaded up the app and found the moment it happned, and to be honest with you right now. i was shocked. my wife, after loosing what seemed to be a match of league of legends, screamed at the top of her lungs then kept screaming so hard she threw up. god bless my tranquilisers that i didnt hear this, but i saw the moment before she came thumping down the hallway, and in this moment she was tugging at her hair. she didnt even acknowledge the throw up. she punched her computer off and then made her way down the hallway. im in disbelief honestly, i didnt realise her gaming problem was this bad. she had always told me the long nights of gaming are due to her fear of the sun. i believed her, i didnt know it was because she played until she got so angry she got physically sick. this is where i come to you for advice, where can i possibly go from here. sorry for formatting, am on mobile

# ? Oct 20, 2021 15:27

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# ? Apr 29, 2024 07:35

hawowanlawow: Jul 27, 2009

Dazerbeams posted:

Maybe we should also have some sort of derail guideline? I generally dislike when conversation gets cut off at the knees, so perhaps requiring content posting along with goony opinions if/when our mercurial IK decides she's had it? That way people can continue arguing while there's a chance a good palate cleanser will be offered up.

alternatively: threadban anyone who complains about derails

# ? Oct 20, 2021 15:28

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