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sephiRoth IRA posted:It's Tetragrammaton and honestly gently caress off you stupid weenie, God doesn't care The Tetragammon sounds pretty scary NGL.
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thotsky posted:Why do people seem to think that another person being unreasonable means they get a free pass to do whatever? She sounds pretty wacky, but her crazy plans were completely theoretical when he decided to gently caress with her poo poo. He is the rear end in a top hat. She'd already started taking doors off and draping netting over his bed. He was afraid he was going to come home one day to find his room full of bees.
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cumshitter posted:Like do the parents think they can just say "Yeah I'm straight now" and the other students will just role with it? I get the feeling it's more for them. Being bullied into performative conformance is what the school/students/parents want from her anyway, so just claiming to be straight and hiding in the closet will be accepted. (Note due to lack of tone on the internet: she should NOT do this)
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I don't get what's wrong with having a fiance that is unable to lie?
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cumshitter posted:She could never tell you that your'e handsome. I meant that he liked big butts.
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I have a weird amount of respect for the guy back in this thread somewhere who induced lactation in himself so their baby could be breastfed after his wife couldn't do it. I would have gone with formula, but I can't say he didn't put his money where his mouth is.
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I think I'd write a contract involving ramping penalty rates such that by midnight she's paying me quintuple time. Make sure she initials every clause.
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Oct 28, 2021 02:49
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Elissimpark posted:Also, with at least 7 people there, not counting midwives. No the appeal of a home birth is that everyone would ne focused solely on her, rather than taking place in a maternity ward where everyone is an expecting mother and she's not special.
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The main sanitising action in dishwashers is heat. They typically run hotter than a human hand-washing the dishes would be able to stand (even with gloves). Proper hand washing is sufficient, but it is not as good since it lacks that sanitising step. OTOH it has a QA step where you review each dish to see if it's properly clean, which a dishwasher lacks. (If you want to you can add a sanitising step by rinsing dishes in dilute bleach, but that's more effort than most people want to go to)
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Do you mean the DIRECTOR of OPERATIONS saga?
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r/relationships: close the thread, we broke up
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TK8325 posted:Why would anybody ever agree with that? I'm gonna buy a house and let somebody else dictate what I can and can't do with it. That's crazy. You don't get a choice. Homes are organised into HOAs when they are developed and there is no way for a property to leave a HOA.
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Play stupid games, win stupid prizes. Sister don't take poo poo.
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kazr posted:Panty wall vs condom corkboard hmmm Both are considerably better than a drawer 9f drivers licenses.
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DoctorWhat posted:Google used to be able to handle it but it's been made deliberately useless for anything other than Pinterest image search and procedurally-generated clickfarm content. Some of the old flags still work. If you put a + in front of a search term it will (mostly) only return results that include that exact term. Remember when booleans were an important part of internet searches?
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Evil Willow posted:I (22m) was worried GF (22f) was cheating so I hid in her coat closet while she was having girls night at her apartment. Her friend found me obviously humiliating me and girlfriend. Is there any way to recover from this? I'm afraid not. The only path left for you is to change your name and move to another country.
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Who the gently caress thought "hey could you force your daughter to get pregnant? thanks." was going to go any way but extremely badly?
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Megillah Gorilla posted:Oh it was 100% an attempted domination move. She realised it was actually his place of vulnerability.
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wheatpuppy posted:For "petroleum engineer" I read "gas station attendant." That would be a petroleum technician.
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Invisible Clergy posted:A human surviving rabies from a vermin bite sans vaccination has been documented only one time in human history and it's totally wild. The doctor used experimental treatments at the time like putting the patient into a coma. It's a little tricky to find useful into on online, but s3e1 of that medical atrocity show "something's killing me" covers her case in a reasonable amount of detail if you want to learn more. They've used the same treatment a few more times and it hasn't worked, so it seems it was a fluke. The analogy I've seen used is that when you get bitten it lights a fuse. The fuse is your nerve, and it's slowly burning backwards towards your brain. At this stage you can get treatment and snuff our the tiny flame, no issues. There are no symptoms because it's such a tiny little infection. But once the fuse burns down all the way and it reaches your brain, it turns into a bonfire. There's so much fuel here and there's nothing anyone can do to put it out before it kills you. This is also when the first symptoms present themselves. The Lone Badger fucked around with this message at 10:51 on Nov 17, 2021 |
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Why would I bother taking anyone's fake ID away? I'm (hypothetically) paid to check their ID, but nobody's paying me extra to confiscate it.
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Malachite_Dragon posted:But the TV told me the only thing that can stop a bad man with a gun is a good man with a gun! TV wouldn't lie to me! The problem is that you then need another good guy with a gun to stop the first one.
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Beachcomber posted:The classic mistake of valuing dick over dog. She obviously couldn't have loved him that much. Note that she's mostly concerned about the value. She was always planning on turning her request into a demand for $1200, however OP responded.
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AFAIK most dietary restrictions are on consuming the substance, not handling it. At worst it is considered unclean at you have to wash your hands afterwards, which you should be doing anyway.
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Most soft drinks (used to be?) banned too.
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sugar free jazz posted:is this true? can the ladies marry lots of guys? hosed up, not gonna be enough ladies if they can’t Oh that's easy, you send all the young men somewhere far away and out of the picture.
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Bruceski posted:If the EMTs are at your grave someone jumped the gun on that. What if it's a skydiving accident meaning I conveniently combine the scene of death and burial place.
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I've never understood this one. Why would getting out of here do any good? Whereever she goes she'll be taking the ghost with her.
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quote:. My (44M) wife (41F) and I divorced last year quote:a sexually charged female figure that would try to control me Dude needs therapy.
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Midnight Voyager posted:I guess he didn't like the resounding reply of "Get immediate therapy for your enormous issue with women." Note that this is not exactly the same as "yta". Dude obviously has some major issues and/or trauma from his previous marriage that he needs to work through, and a therapist can very much help him process it properly.
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quote:I have always had the urge to sniff seats after people have sat on them. I don't know why I am this way It is because you are a dog, OP.
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ghost emoji posted:Guarantee “a situation at my work where I needed to protect myself legally” is a pending sexual harassment case. This was my assumption too. I also assume that showing the investigator that they've been secretly recording the person they're accused of harassing is not going to make their situation better. The Lone Badger fucked around with this message at 02:32 on Nov 24, 2021 |
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hawowanlawow posted:open and shut case, time to see just how lazy the cops are "It's a civil matter."
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pentyne posted:Like 99% of porn is raw, to the point where studios fight hard against condom mandates because it sells so much worse. The more reputable ones CGI out the condoms.
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Pope Corky the IX posted:I like that he went through with hiring an inspector only after he bought the place. I think it was uninhabitable when bought and he had to get an inspector signoff on the renovated building for legal/insurance reasons.
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Everett False posted:This one mostly just stuck with me for the absolutely bizarre sentence, "My main dish was the traditional thanksgiving dish every family in our community knows." If it's turkey, why not just say turkey?? The statement is prescriptive not descriptive. If you dont enjoy that dish then you're not part of the community, and will be banished.
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It was a dominance game. Gramps wanted to show off "I can insult your girlfriend to your face and you'll have to sit there and take it because everyone will defer to me in order to keep the peace." But it misfired due to unexpected presence of spine.
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Invisible Clergy posted:Hot dog carts are filled with lukewarm water to keep the dogs warm, it's not boiling in order to cook them. Please tell me that by 'lukewarm' you mean ~65c, not 37c.
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Miserable Maid posted:Because of this thread, I looked up the emotionless robot couple that gave away their kid to the MIL on Reddit to see some comments. I mean, I hate children but I'm perfectly capable of understanding that that's my problem not theirs.
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