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packetmantis
Feb 26, 2013
I didn't know Jesus was missing. :ohdear:

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packetmantis
Feb 26, 2013
r/relationships: no one has genitals in the afterlife

packetmantis
Feb 26, 2013
Probing that post was a loser rear end move, lol.

packetmantis
Feb 26, 2013
Yeah I'm guessing they don't actually like him and they're trying to get him to leave, but he won't take the hint/they're too cowardly to tell him to gently caress off.

packetmantis
Feb 26, 2013
The ending of the words is ALMSIVI.

packetmantis
Feb 26, 2013

nvidiagouge posted:

Anyone else getting the vibe that he was sleeping with her and intentionally omitted it?

:chloe:

packetmantis
Feb 26, 2013
That title made me bark-laugh irl. gently caress that boss, wow.

packetmantis
Feb 26, 2013
David-Duke-in-BlacKKKlansman.avi

packetmantis
Feb 26, 2013
Mildred is a kickass name!!!

packetmantis
Feb 26, 2013
If someone stopped by my house unexpectedly, spat out food I made for my spouse, and whined that I didn't consider their preferences when making dinner for, again, my spouse, my next dinner would be long pig. Holy loving poo poo.

packetmantis
Feb 26, 2013
Hwhite Hotep

packetmantis
Feb 26, 2013

Cowslips Warren posted:

some Flannery O'Connor short stories. "No, I'm not racist, that's the title!"

Lovecraft's cat strikes again!

packetmantis
Feb 26, 2013

Yadoppsi posted:

GM's and even IM's can make surprisingly good money streaming their Lichess games on Twitch. He'd need a gimmick to stand out though. Being hot is easiest but I sometimes watch an average (for an IM) who built his large following by being all in on a dubious/meme gambit. Stafford in his case. If your guy hates chess now that probably wouldn't appeal but it might be worth mentioning next time you chat.

THE BONGCLOUD

packetmantis
Feb 26, 2013
Olga's Volga (of blood)

packetmantis
Feb 26, 2013
My mom hates Italians because her lovely ex-husband was one so I've heard just about every slur for them that exists. :v:

packetmantis
Feb 26, 2013
:whitewater:

packetmantis
Feb 26, 2013
Sleep with the old lady as an alibi.

packetmantis
Feb 26, 2013
"Illegal for white people" would be a loving great way to market a drug tbh.

packetmantis
Feb 26, 2013
The rare cousin to gaslighting, faucetrunning.

packetmantis
Feb 26, 2013
Talking amongst yourselves to the point where other people can't hear instructions is a huge problem and it loving sucks. It happened all the time when I was in marching band and we got soooo many extra laps.

packetmantis
Feb 26, 2013

Batterypowered7 posted:

What are your opinions about the Michigan and Ohio State marching bands?

I don't know that I have an opinion at all, why do you ask?

packetmantis
Feb 26, 2013
Aren't there notaries in every Kinko's and post office? How is a "notary business" even a thing?

packetmantis
Feb 26, 2013
Oh gently caress that owns.

packetmantis
Feb 26, 2013
rear end-hole

packetmantis
Feb 26, 2013
When I walk up to my cat sometimes she dips her head so I can kiss her right between her little baby ears.

packetmantis
Feb 26, 2013
What the gently caress???????????????

packetmantis
Feb 26, 2013
That's the sweetest thing I've ever read. :unsmith:

packetmantis
Feb 26, 2013

value-brand cereal posted:

For my birthday, my dad got me one of those 50 page astrology shart things

If you're having a 50-page shart you need to eat more fiber.

packetmantis
Feb 26, 2013
Why would you even want to sit in someone else's rear end groove?

packetmantis
Feb 26, 2013
That's really cute oh my god. Feeding it sprinkles. :kimchi:

packetmantis
Feb 26, 2013
In Europe it is very normal to not care about people's feelings.

packetmantis
Feb 26, 2013

PancakeTransmission posted:

Ah yes, all autistic people love schedules

SREAM

packetmantis
Feb 26, 2013
One of them spent a lot of time on trains.

packetmantis
Feb 26, 2013
Ah, the ineffectual dork web.

packetmantis
Feb 26, 2013
Bridesmaid OP sounds great, hmu cutie

packetmantis
Feb 26, 2013

BabyFur Denny posted:

I don't think cheating was ever on the table there, quite the opposite actually??

gently caress off.

packetmantis
Feb 26, 2013
My cat absolutely loves golf, she goes nuts when they do a zoom in on putting into the hole. :kimchi:

packetmantis
Feb 26, 2013
Oh gently caress my cat is bougie

packetmantis
Feb 26, 2013
My favorite open relationship story is the one where the guy managed to harangue his girlfriend into it only to find out the woman at the office who was totally flirting with him was a lesbian.

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packetmantis
Feb 26, 2013
Shirt Killing

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